A collection of men in American public life who have shitty hair.

Didn't quite realize to what extent Levine is asking his stylist to make him look like Pink.

howard michael "howie" mandel

http://cdn.babble.com/famecrawler/files/2009/11/howie-mandel.jpg

sorry but that little nugget of soul patch is an affront to all of us trying to rock this look with some dignity

http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jimmy_mcmillan_in_car2011-med-big.jpg

me

I'm sorry, but that is AWESOME hair. xp

oh god

bald + soul patch = automatic tool

I know one of these irl and he's the worst. He also where's a black leather trenchcoat, an obnoxious nickname and annoying catchphrases.

where's? wears

http://www.theapplemuseum.com/images/content/bios/woz.jpg

Woz!

pretty much any man who shaves his head who tries to pull off the goatee/soul patch thing is undoing all the work they did by shaving their head to escape the shame of male pattern baldness in the first place

lol xpost i was just about to post bill gates. we could probably fill up the entire thread with first-wave computing zillionaires

He also where's a black leather trenchcoat, an obnoxious nickname and annoying catchphrases.

I can't type today.

Here:

He also wears a black leather trenchcoat, goes by an obnoxious nickname and employs frequent use of annoying catchphrases.

http://images.politico.com/global/click/100504_guy_fieri_nbc_392_regular.jpg

and there it is then

DAMN YOU

I was just going to post this:

http://packerchatters.com/wp-content/uploads/guy-fieri.jpg

He really likes doin' that pointing thing, huh? Must be his sig move.

Fieri wins, lock thread.

dude looks like an anime villain gone to seed

he looks like dragonball z

lol: "guy fieri" "dragonball z" About 43,300 results (0.24 seconds)

god trumpie
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00677/hair404a_677734n.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-j4rr4pVTJE8/Tfjpz1uLPSI/AAAAAAAAFl0/kXVbKXKPWTk/s1600/Rock%252BRoll%252BHall%252BFame%252BPresents%252BJoey%252BRamone%252BInduction%252BUG7I2UmmqiZl.jpg

simmons looks like a rat died on his head

oh wow I did not realize that the guy from Smash Mouth was the same guy from "Minute to Win It"

thankfully he eventually saw the error of his ways

http://allsbarchive.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/wi_doll_070830_ssv.jpg

he looks liek he scalped shirely temple and placed on head

Simmons looks like an advert for Klingon toupees.

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/specials/red_carpet_confidential/bios/red_carpet_confidential_bio_cojo.jpghttp://www.nndb.com/people/568/000091295/steven-cojocaru-1.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/Steven_Cojocaru_LF.jpg

the many poor decisions of Steven "Cojo" Cojocaru

"itt pictures of lesbians that look like cojo"

thats a woman.

has anyone ever seen Cojo and Diane Keaton in the same room

or thath lady from Alien

Yaphet Kotto?

Or Meg Ryan.

Are all these pics supposed to make me feel better about losing my hair?

thought he was david spade

jared leto rocking his signature "emo courtney cox" look

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/226/a/b/Jared_Leto_by_frombrennatolast.jpg

Nice and Easy, that's his style.

your mom with stuble

http://style.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jaredleto1.jpg

dude has just made so many bad choices in the last few years

hahahah

love when hipsterrunoff writes about leto

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium/andean-cock-of-the-rock-amy-fose.jpg

considering that graydon carter made his bones by mocking trump in spy mag it's kinda ironic that he now seems to emulate teh donald's hairdo

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/06/81276497.jpg

"pop emo dudes" could be a whole sub-thread, much like "computer nerds who made their fortunes in the 80s"

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/bands/p/paramore/flipbook_0507/cr_gregg_delman/flipbook/03.jpg

http://redcarpetroxy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/christian-siriano1.jpg

look what happened to Fred Solinger after he stopped posting here *shakes head*

lol dan you are so mean

FIERCE

that joke is undercut a bit by my certainty that Fred no longer is ridiculously baby-faced but sometimes you gotta go with your gut even when it limits yr audience

http://volume1brooklyn.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/gladwell.jpg

Malcolm Gladwell, "10,000 hours" irritant

in a similar vein,

http://danleslie.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/steven_pinker1.jpg

steven pinker

love to wipe a horses ass with Bolton's stache

so 1976

http://celebrityscoops.net/wp-content/gallery/owen-wilson-photo-gallery/owen_wilsonjuly_2005.jpg

For Laurel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9y4vLrHsm4

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MPvDBGrKaXc/SnOccbxta2I/AAAAAAAAAsA/G8BRJsaKNhw/s400/guido-prom1.jpg

Pane Amaro (Bitter Bread): The Italian American Journey from Despised Immigrants to Honored Citizens

If we're not careful, the next president of the usa:

http://www.austinpost.org/files/articles/Rick_Perry_photo_portrait,_August_28,_2004.jpg

Btw, can confirm that as of today, August 25, 2011, the Kate Gosselin haircut is still being worn around Chicago by middle-aged women.

I saw a teenage kid in my hood the other day sporting this look. It was unfortunate.

goole wtf

that is terrifying

Did anyone ever find out if the pink-suited Eye-talian troll haired prom dude was for real because that's still just so O_O.

DAN HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN THAT?

I don't know but now I will have nightmares

I saw a teenage kid in my hood the other day sporting this look. It was unfortunate.

Its an awful haircut no matter who wears it, but for some reason I can shrug it off when its a 15 year-old emo kid wearing it with pink highlights, a hoodie, and a I Set My Friends On Fire t-shirt. But when its a 38 year-old woman that should know better, its horrifying.

Yeah, fair point. It was still p bad though.

he looks like a male kojal

someone should actually arrange mock dragonball z battles between nj guidos

(this could be your golden ticket, strongo)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/sorts/johnburris1.jpg

It has to be seen to be believed.

http://www.eduinreview.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bill-gates.jpg
most men in itt could afford a better haircut

hey guys and gals when i get home from work i'll go ham with wrestlers itt but as a sneak peak

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UcF1Et2A30c/TSuILsm4_XI/AAAAAAAAEnY/j12ZfwL8W14/s1600/ca98a83a073654b1872641e21531ea02_XL.jpg

i give you matt hardy.

lol i was wondering if i should start posting ufc guys or hold off

not american and not current but maybe a minor legend?

http://www.nhlsnipers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jagr2.jpg

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/Images/Phil%20Spector.jpg

Apparently that's a wig, which means he CHOSE to look like that.

Well, tbf:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01421/phil-spector_1421717i.jpg

TBF this is a bit fish inna barrel (and ok theyre actually Canadian, but whatev)

http://www.tartareandesire.com/interviews/images/skinnypuppy1.jpg

IMO the makeup is more problematic than the hair

http://www.qotd.org/portraits/Koontz,Dean.jpg

airport doorstop novelist and countrypolitan ken burns clone dean koontz

I know this thread's for men (is there a parallel site for women?), and I'll probably catch hell for saying so, but I never realized--could never look past her goofy hair--how gorgeous Janelle Monáe is till I saw Moonlight. I've followed her so little, I didn't even realize it was her till the end-credits ran.

Parallel thread, I meant.

http://www.washingtonblade.com/content/files/2016/07/Milo_Yiannopoulos_insert_c_Washington_Blade_by_Michael_Key.jpg

this man and his many hairstyles can die in a fire

xp sorry about your hair blindness

yeah Monae is OTM, I've almost wondered if she wore her hair that way on purpose so people don't focus on her looks

this man and his many hairstyles can die in a fire

wtf is this and does his t-shirt actually say what I think it does

its milo yiannopolous

sure I spelled that wrong

the bastard son of steve bannon and ann coulter

oh that guy

never seen a pic before

yeah Monae is OTM, I've almost wondered if she wore her hair that way on purpose so people don't focus on her looks

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dean koontz in that pic is wearing a wig, right

like he for real looks like the creepy doctor dude from beyond the black rainbow I had in my d/n for a while

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2233698098/603843-drmercurioarboria_large_400x400.jpg

it's not the hair...

pic.twitter.com/CEGCqxIiTi

— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) September 14, 2019

ok we can x one of this list, man looks great!

I was definitely not prepared for Ken Burns’s lockdown hair. pic.twitter.com/gNyGTSK1Im

— Thierry Côté (@tcote) February 18, 2021

https://www.gq.com/story/ken-burns-hair-interview

The director has long spoken about the impact his mother's death, when he was 11 years old, has had on his work: “All of my life, as my late father-in-law who was a psychologist said, I’ve been waking the dead. Part of that is a really good thing: I know how to make Jackie Robinson and Abraham Lincoln come alive for you. Obviously I’m a failure at the one that I really want, and of course that’s impossible,” he reflected. “I think the hair was just part of a connection. My hair was a Beatle cut when she died. I had had my last barbershop haircut when she was alive, and I don’t think I cut it until ‘75.”