How's the popcorn sitch, jvc??
― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link
^^^this is important
― quincie, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
I think he said she's on vacation?
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, I guess I missed that.
My boss just popped a bag of popcorn. But that's fine b/c a) she very rarely does that and b) I have anosmia, so she could slow roast pig manure and I wouldn't know the difference.
― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
did you just put a shower head on full over the yoilet or did you pee?
― The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
Email to office reminding people to wash dishes, etc... From the person who least frequently washes dishes...
― tehresa, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
use paper plates duh!
― The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
The popcorn girl is obviously a total idiot; but it can't be overlooked that "the smell of popcorn gives me headaches" is some fucking straight-no-chaser liar liar bullshit.
― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
what about kettle corn
― The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
reminds me of the girl in my senior class who had terrible body odor, so one of my classmates had his mother report to the administration that her stink was giving him asthma attacks
― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
why doesn't she just pop a ton of corn at home and bring it to work in bags?
― kate78, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
Because cold popcorn tastes awful?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
no, i'm pretty sure that if i had to smell burnt popcorn every day, i'd have headaches, too.
― tehresa, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link
seems like this thread has been talking abt popcorn for circa a year and a half, that ain't natural
― zvookster, Friday, 26 August 2011 05:28 (twelve years ago) link
Jvc has abandoned us. Or he's in the ICU, being treated for acute popcorn poisoning.
― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Friday, 26 August 2011 10:46 (twelve years ago) link
the dreaded popcorn lung
― kate78, Friday, 26 August 2011 10:47 (twelve years ago) link
My coworker has been talking to himself all morning (as he does) and just announced "talking to a brick wall."
― the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 26 August 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link
Unfortunately there's nothing new to report, never heard any further word from either supposed headache victim or popcorn lung sufferer.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 26 August 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link
Is she still popping corn?
― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Friday, 26 August 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link
imo you gotta start eating cabbage and beans for breakfast everyday, move your desk closer to hers, and when she starts complaining about the headaches your flatulence is giving her, start yelling 'IT'S MY GODDAMN CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO FART WHERE I LIKE'.
― just1n3, Friday, 26 August 2011 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
lol ^^^
This week she's backed down to only once a day, thankfully.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 26 August 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
the worst is when you put the unpopped kernals IN your lungs and then go through security at the airport and you get hyperpneumopopcornia
― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Friday, 26 August 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
Okay, popcorn girl has instantly been knocked off the top of my most annoying list and replaced by whomever decided to heat up a foul-smelling fish meal in the microwave. Who does that? It smells like death in here now.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 29 August 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe it's her trying to stop being annoying, be careful what you wish for and all that?
― Imagineering since 1850 (captain rosie), Monday, 29 August 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
jon, the popcorn girl in our office microwaved fish on friday, which she helpfully and apologetically explained to my boss that she tried to cover up the smell in the kitchen by spraying room deoderizer. I declined to go check it out.
― kkvgz, Monday, 29 August 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
No, this wasn't the same girl actually.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 29 August 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
deodorizer
― kkvgz, Monday, 29 August 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
Hey if you're printing a 30-page double-sided document that for some reason slows the printer to an almost complete standstill, I appreciate your initiative in printing it on another printer. I appreciate slightly less your leaving the original one still working away and then SENDING IT AGAIN and me having to point out to you about three times that it might be helpful for you to delete it from your print queue so the 50,000 other documents queued up for the past hour can be printed sometime this month.
― kinder, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link
- Guy breathing like he's on a ventilator.
- Talking lyrics guy is at it again, doing Shatneresque renditions of Bowie songs.
- Guy who sends me emails then follows them up the office to say "did you get my email?"
― Frimpong iddle I po (onimo), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link
Its always amusing when you know your boss is slacking off so you can just be like "right then, me as well" and head to ILE
― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link
Ugh STOP RUBBING PERFUME ON YOURSELF 20 TIMES A DAY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link
doing Shatneresque renditions of Bowie songs.
^hero
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link
That reminds me, I wonder what ever became of Steve.n 's odd tourrettic singing workmate?
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
Steve now has a cushy job and gets to work from home, so the only person singing badly at his workplace is himself.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link
sweet
― vinyl cut bro (electricsound), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
though i always thought he had a lovely voice
Would that I could work from home. Then I could post on here and bitch about myself.
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:58 (twelve years ago) link
I don't know why this bugs me, but it does: The associate atty. at my office brings in some pretty nice-looking lunches - homemade pasta and rice dishes, leftovers from good restaurants - but he never eats 9 out of 10 of them. Instead he goes to Jimmy John's or the so-so cafe down the street for sandwiches (and he always gets exactly the same things: from JJ, the #2, which is roast beef, and from the cafe, a turkey and emmenthal cheese sandwich; these selections never ever vary, which annoys me too). I think part of what bugs me is that his fiancee is a chef, and I'm guessing she put together some pretty rad dishes, which he eschews for fucking mundane subs. Also, he is pretty narrow-visioned (can't think of a word for it) and I feel like he auto-pilots right past the fridge and to his subs.
His habits in no way harm me, but they're still annoying.
― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
can you eat his lunches for him?
― rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Thursday, 1 September 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
he's narrow-visioned = much easier to pull a mission-impossible style tupperwear identity-swap heist caper type thing
― mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
Girl down the hall with a Kill Bill Daryl Hannah whistling ringtone cranked up full blast.
― rustic italian flatbread, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
Teeth-noise knuckle-rapping dude has boiled some soy sauce for his lunch in the kitchen area four feet behind my desk. Forty five minutes into a particularly smelly spate of mouth noises and desk tapping.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link
I need help. There is a disgusting savage / fat ugly guy / ogre blasting music so bad I can't even think. I have developed the patience to suffer in silence for moderate amounts of time in special occasions but this behavior is getting more frequent and arbitrary. I already talked to my nearest coworker about the situation and he said that I should be super polite to him because he gets angry very easily but I'm afraid I won't be able to contain my utmost contempt thus making the situation even worse. It's a bro office, I can't go directly to the boss without looking like a complete homo.
― wolves lacan, Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
Man thats a shame that your boss might think you like to have sex with other men.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link
headphones/earplugs.
― kate78, Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link
I try v hard to be polite to people at all times and the annoying co-worker is not a bad person, this is just days and days of frustration talking.
― wolves lacan, Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
Is the problem the volume or his taste in music? I'm sorry his fatness and ugliness makes it worse for you.
― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link
it was sad he suffered in silence for moderate amounts of time in special occasions
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
It's office politics funny guy N.1 I have to choose my battles carefully. Already did the headphones thing and it didn't work, earplugs = even worse homo. Antonio I love fat ugly people as long as they don't push their ugly taste in my direction. I don't play Pan Sonic at full volume after coffee I shouldn't have to deal with this bullshit.
― wolves lacan, Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe he suffers in silence about having to work with a dude who is casually homophobic.
― Je55e, Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link