rap music's memorable banalities

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The clock tick-tocks as I lay in my bed
It's visions of you, circlin' through my head
I sip lemon ice tea, read a magazine
Wish we were involved, in a sneaky love scene

Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 August 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

aw

whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

I'm the type of guy that says, "The pudding is delicious."

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 April 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

4 15's didn't see no wire's, and then I heard boom from the amplifiers

-Big Tymers

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

and my mom is nice and my dad is dead

caulk the wagon and float it, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

Ali said 'pay for lunch,' so I did it.

viacom dios, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

We shared chicken sandwiches. They was a dollar fifty.

viacom dios, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

four fifteen inch speakers aren't very banal, that's a lot of bass

los blue jeans, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

You don’t cook, you don’t clean or press my jeans / you don’t scrub or wash clothes or buy food / or make any cream in this bitch, you don’t read to the seeds. All you do is watch TV and smoke weed / get your nails done and feet scrubbed and hair weaved / sleep all day, eat, gain weight, can’t breathe.

viacom dios, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

yes my name is roman, last name is zolanski, but no relation to roman polanski

fennel cartwright, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

I'm like 'probably if you clean up and read a little.'

viacom dios, Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

Went to buy me a pair from the skateboard shop/Went home, they didn't fit, so I had to re-cop

Charles de Gaul (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

nine months pass...

PB? PB? Who is Peabo Bryson?
Two years ago I renewed my license

Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

Now I'm not all about dissing someone else personnel
But there's no quota on your odor, that's right, you smell

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:55 (eleven years ago) link

thats what the song is about tho

Guccifer 2 Time (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:29 (eleven years ago) link

well yes, i suppose so.

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 07:25 (eleven years ago) link

*Insert 2 Chainz lyric here*

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 08:39 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

I fucked Sherane and went to tell my bros
Then Usher Raymond "Let it Burn" came on

Lambo Sedan (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

^Wondering if that one is maybe an oblique gonorrhea joke tho. Or something deeper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lambo Sedan (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

"I'm rollin thicker than a milkshake
I like to eat crab but I prefer steak" - Spice 1

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I go on and on
can't understand how I last so long

The Reverend, Saturday, 6 April 2013 06:48 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

Every time "I Got It Made" comes up in my playlist, I think of this thread and thank ILX.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 July 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

And, for the thread:

Two white cups and I got that drink
Could be purple, it could be pink
'pending on how you mix that shit

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 July 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link

He the track coach and a asshole
Know that didn't have shit to do with this, I was just stating the facts though

-kevin gates

rap steve gadd (D-40), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link

is there a rap equivalent of "i just wanted to say i have been otm in this thread"

Neanderthal, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link

"word is born", essentially?

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link

its 'bond'

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 22 July 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link

Born makes more sense.

Studied keyboard mash (tsrobodo), Monday, 22 July 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link

it's definitely "word is bond", although obv Run-DMC had a song called "Word is Born", soooooooooo

Neanderthal, Monday, 22 July 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link

it's both and they have different meanings

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link

word is born = "i just wanted to say i have been otm in this thread"
word is bond = well, word is bond

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link

hence the first being used by childish gambino and the latter used by basically everyone who's ever been in hip hop.

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link

when i was 5 my favorite movie was the gremlins
ain't got shit to do with this but i just thought that i would mention

and if you're looking for divine or a little intervention
well the birds don't fly without my permission
WEEZY

Treeship, Monday, 22 July 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link

sorry those lines aren't banal. i just needed to finish that phrase

Treeship, Monday, 22 July 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link

When I went to school I carried lunch in a bag

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Monday, 22 July 2013 04:31 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The opening line of EPMD's "I'm Housin'" -- "Coolin' on the scene like a horse in a stable" -- is like the opposite of this. Heard it a million times but never noticed it started with such a weird-ass line.

we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

You break in my car, you will hear 'Viper armed.'

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 December 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link

"Word is Born" vs. "Word is Bond" was an Important Debate during my high school years. I think of "Word is Born" as being like "And thus it was written" or maybe "QED"

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 05:19 (ten years ago) link

I don't know Word is Born outside of the Run DMC track but Word is Bond is from the Five Percenters:

Five Percenters were the innovators behind early hip-hop slang, including "'sup, G?" (originally "G" means God, not gangsta), "Word is bond," "Break it down," "Peace," "droppin' science," and "represent."

http://www.shobak.org/text/hiphop-full.html

Deafening silence (DL), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:45 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

A-yo why oh why did I need cappucino

--Rock, Heltah Skeltah feat. OGC -- Leflaur Leflah Eshkoshka

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link

smh @ u

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 03:48 (ten years ago) link

haha damn

raggett neds of your summer dress (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 05:28 (ten years ago) link

I can't believe we built this large pizza pie together, no pepperoni
Yeah you wanted extra cheese, sometimes I gave you extras

Spottie, Friday, 14 February 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link

haaa, yeah

Doctor Casino, Friday, 14 February 2014 22:36 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

in ya brain i'm guaranteed to have you thinkin and feeling things

een, Thursday, 13 March 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Fellatio's amazin', make grilled cheese for you the best

slam dunk, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 23:01 (ten years ago) link

I'm a lover not a fighter. I can't find my lighter

nova, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 23:43 (ten years ago) link


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