New Board Description

I feel like I'm probably too old for this?

New board description!

I love when markers' teenage nu-metal side takes over.

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, September 9, 2010 8:27 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

descending into the dank anus of record-collector nerdery

obvious 'new board description' comment here

― ledge, Wednesday, September 15, 2010 3:32 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i just want to make sure everyone knows that i have several black friends

^ 9.2 Best New Board Description

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:00 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Please make We should all respect the authority of the baby boomers. the new board description.

And geir, of course Metal is Rock.

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, October 4, 2010 6:25 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

squealing, mewling man-children in overstretched Penny Arcade t-shirts

New board description, please! ^^

― I'm gonna mention ilxor in everyone of my posts until I get dn'd (ilxor), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 2:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah we know, you bring it up every time you get called out for this shit, which is like every other day at this point. just stop fucking posting when you don't have anything to say

― avoyoungdro's number (k3vin k.), Sunday, October 17, 2010 1:06 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ New board description

― I'm the type of ilxor that SBuilt to last (Noodle Vague), Sunday, October 17, 2010 1:08 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(no special treatment, see?)

they ended up dabbling in the ass

― popular music is destroying our youth (CaptainLorax), Thursday, October 28, 2010 9:59 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

imo the only question here is for which board is this the new board description

― guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, October 28, 2010 5:04 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a nutsack with teeth

I say this too much but: new board description

― honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, November 3, 2010 3:08 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Emphasis mine)

STREET BOSS: HIS WEANLINGS ARE SELLING NOW

new board description

― Maltodextrin, Saturday, November 6, 2010 5:48 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

My mom beat me with a switch while playing CCR non-stop. That is why. Feel bad about it.

― like you really know who trisomie 21 is (u s steel), Thursday, November 11, 2010 9:46 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^New board description^^^?

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, November 11, 2010 9:57 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey world get ready it's the male luscious jackson

New board description. (Or gay thread title.)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, November 17, 2010 11:18 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"the negativity of this thread is v offputting, esp from idiots who like terrible music i hate."

come on that HAS to be the new board description!

― scott seward, Friday, November 26, 2010 11:55 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

can we talk about the album instead of ourselves

new board description ^^

― i look at the interior of my sack and feel sad (ilxor), Saturday, November 27, 2010 9:47 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ilx is great at making memes out of really dumb shit, huh

NEW BOARD DESCRIPTION.

― bourgeoistech bourgeoisthèque (_Rudipherous_), Thursday, December 9, 2010 9:35 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Giving a child drugs is the only way to make it at all interesting

New board description please.

― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, December 14, 2010 12:04 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

imo we shd clown this new poster repeatedly for their failings

new board description?

― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Monday, December 27, 2010 12:20 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A++ instant all-time classic post imho. "i think i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad" is the first truly great line of prose of the 2010s. please can somebody make that the new board description and elevate it to meme status thru endless out-of-context repetition?

― mitsubishi goofus (unregistered), Wednesday, December 29, 2010 10:30 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That takes us up to 2011 for now.

ilxor is really bad at this

^^new board description

is "^^ new board description" the new "aw" ?

guys

stop posting to this stupid fucking thread

― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, April 27, 2010 10:02 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ new board description

― tokyo so icey club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, April 27, 2010 10:03 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, August 20, 2011 1:42 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I'll rep for this one even though it was my post being NBD'd

actually several of whiney's are great

seeing the top of this thread makes me sad for the days I actually wanted to contribute things to ILX besides zings and trolling

NEW BOARD DESCRIPTION 2011

you guys are nuts, rick ross is awesome, and i <3 whiney g. in zing mode or otherwise

― slouching, unshaven, thick-necked, unstylish, pig-eyed (ilxor), Saturday, January 1, 2011 11:15 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This is stupid without Dom

― our man flint flo$$y (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, January 1, 2011 11:39 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

new board description obv

― Costco Chapel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, January 1, 2011 11:42 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

knowing nothing about rimming is fine, just don't masterbate in front a baby

words to live by, tbrr.

― Alex in Montreal, Thursday, January 6, 2011 8:17 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in fact, possibly new board description.

― Alex in Montreal, Thursday, January 6, 2011 8:17 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm pretty sure "whenever i travel, i travel with my silicone enema bulb" needs to be the new board description. well, actually any individual sentence in that post would make a great board description. table rulz.

― rag photographique (ytth), Thursday, January 6, 2011 11:31 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Is "electro-dribble" hyphenated?

I hate to be all stephen's sock, but come on--new board description?

― the Sonic Youths of suck (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, January 9, 2011 9:55 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok what would you like to discuss ::leans forward with chin resting on fist::

new board description right here

― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Wednesday, January 12, 2011 11:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there was a lot of unnecessary drama around it, I'm kind of happy some ppl didn't notice

new board description

― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Thursday, January 13, 2011 2:31 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what music you like is important and should impress the wider culture, so do yr homework, be careful what you enjoy, and wait for someone else to give a fuck

new board description

― ilxor, Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:48 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I kicked it with Pomplamoose today

should be a new board description or at least a t-shirt.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, January 22, 2011 6:16 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

needs some zing control imo

new board description

― the new mordant & zingy ilxor persona (ilxor), Monday, January 24, 2011 10:30 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean, duh, naked people, i get it.

new board description

― Jacka Laroo and Tyler Too (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, January 31, 2011 7:18 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ILM discourse on the semantics of "indie" have been long, plentiful, pedantic and ongoing since this board started.

new board description plz

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, February 3, 2011 8:54 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Somewhere between like Fergie and Jesus

New board description?

― Moodles, Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:21 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Priest has wit and swagger, but they're not afraid to lick ass.

― Nate Carson, Sunday, February 20, 2011 9:36 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

New board description

― angel of debt!!! monarch to the kingdom of the Fed... (San Te), Sunday, February 20, 2011 9:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

New board description:

those people without taste who hate all proper melodic music written after 1990

― DL, Thursday, February 24, 2011 6:39 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"i didn't really expect this kind of "you are an asshole" response"

new board description, please!

― scott seward, Tuesday, March 8, 2011 9:56 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Tuesday, March 8, 2011 9:59 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It is done.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, March 8, 2011 10:03 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm starting to feel like we're having this conversation on a weekly basis.

― Matt DC, Friday, March 11, 2011 9:02 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

new board description

^^ this is probably said five times a day

― history mayne, Friday, March 11, 2011 9:03 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A+ thread, everyone...a high point for new lows.

We have a new board description, folks.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, March 15, 2011 1:03 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dont want to be rude but this seems like a pretty dumb conversation

― max, Thursday, March 17, 2011 3:03 AM

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 10:32 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

New board description

― Number None, Wednesday, March 16, 2011 10:35 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No. Sorry Ned.

Not too long ago I lost all my links to ILM and for some reason it didn't google.

I found my way back home by googling Ned Raggett

― Jessie Fer Ark (Mobbed Up Ping Pong Psychos), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 3:35 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

NEW BOARD DESCRIPTION!!!

― Mark G, Thursday, March 17, 2011 2:43 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't know you. you're a poster on a board. I don't like or dislike you, your ideas are all I know anything about.

no ilxor but can this be the new board description for the mod request forum plz

― I only use this style of type when I choose it (DJ Mencap), Saturday, March 19, 2011 1:30 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(he also has some unflattering things to say about white people)

^^new board description

― Bleeqwot the Chef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, March 21, 2011 7:23 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i am really sexist. cuz i would definitely be a katy perry fan if she performed nude.

new board description?

― ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Tuesday, March 22, 2011 10:20 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Do people stop engaging or being interested in things because they get boring or lazy or, alternatively, because they get busier and real life pressures get in the way. Seems to me it's closer to the latter in most relationships over time. It's easy to have spark and verve and be interested in loads of things when you're young and have a lot of time on your hands.

― Matt DC, Thursday, March 24, 2011 10:56 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

first part of matt's last post new board description pls

― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Thursday, March 24, 2011 11:00 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

watched a couple of the youtube links on the other thread and seriously do not get why anybody gives a fuck

― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, March 29, 2011 1:19 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ new board description?

― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Tuesday, March 29, 2011 1:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink