Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers

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Your new job sounds kind of great, Kate :)

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

My new job is actually great. I mean, we have an Office Bar!!!

I heart ad agencies!

OK, I have to work like a bloody dog, and I'm probably going to be here until at least 6, but, hey... FREE BOOZE!

Masonic Cathedral (kate), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I want to work where Kate works. Booze at work? FREE booze at work? That would make my work a whole lot more bearable.

(xpost)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I get free booze at work sometimes, I mean we have to have an excuse but it can be pretty thin... we have a fridge full of wine and nibbles just in case.

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

We used to get the odd bottle of wine on a Friday, but the last time we had an excuse to do this, my colleague just got to go to the pub on company expenses instead whilst I stayed in DOING HIS JOB THAT HE WASN'T DOING BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE PUB. Grrrr.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

At the last Ad Agency where I worked, the first day, the company's owner took out me and the former Sys Admin and we drank two bottles of wine between the three of us. There was office drinks all the time, not counting FAPs and Leaving Doos.

The first day here, they gave me a spreadsheet with 270 photos of rubbish bands on it and said that it was the office challenge to see how many I could name. I got 190, which was the second hightest in the office (after the boss of course).

I had *forgotten* all the good things about working in Advertising.

Masonic Cathedral (kate), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Show me the money booze!

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Man. What I'd give to work at a real agency again.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

One of mine was talking about her clowning group going to a prison during lunch today, and then switched to clown "strip-tease." I just kept thinking "eyes down, read the paper, eyes down."

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Clowning group?

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Phone guy has apparently decided that the problem was him being on his CELL phone - now he's on the work line instead. Genius!

Asshole.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Fuckface

Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Last week, someone decided to collect all the Vietnamese names from the company directory (we're a huge company, 7000 in Montreal alone) and send an email urging us to vote for him in the Asian Idol contest. I really don't have a problem with that: click and delete. What I *do* have a problem with is when all these people decide to click "Reply All" and tell Asian Idol Guy that they do not wish to receive any more of his mail. THEN, more idiots click "Reply All" to tell us to use "Reply" instead. This went on for two days straight.

alex in montreal, Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

>FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU MORANS!!
>>If you don't like it, just hit the DELETE BUTTON.
>>>Don't look at me. I didn't write any of this.
>>>>I wanted to TELL ALL OF YOU TO STOP. THAT'S WHY.
>>>>>Oh, but you can?
>>>>>>Please stop doing this. ALl of you.
>>>>>>>You replied all to us all again to say that you're a hypocrite?
>>>>>>>>I mean, shit. Sorry. Call me a hypocrite!
>>>>>>>>And just by writing that, you've rplied to us all again.
>>>>>>>>>I know that. I was trying to tell this guy to not e-mail me this.
>>>>>>>>>>YOu don't have to hit reply-all to unsubscribe

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha yeah I've seen exchanges like that at my last job before.

What I never got too, is in Outlook, hitting reply is easier than reply-all, IIRC. I couldn't understand why someone would mess it up.

It was especially excruciating when the orig callout was from a teamleader asking for some kind of personal feed back from each of us and some dork would reply-all with some whine we weren't meant to see... haaha, sucker.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 10 March 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

God reading all this, I seriously dont want any kind of 9 to 5 job again. I want to work from home or something. If only.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 10 March 2005 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

C/D: The co-worker who announces "I have to go to the bathroom SO bad" whenever they have to relieve themselves

Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 10 March 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I work with this woman. She is in her, I would say, mid-50's. She's pretty annoying. She sits at her desk and talks to herself, screeches things for no reason and then laughs like she made a joke, makes desperate chit-chat, basically just tries incredibly hard and desperately to ingratiate herself but apparently is half insane so it doesn't work. Until last week I basically just thought of her as being irritating but maybe someone who was just lacking some social skills. But last week the office manager came to me to say that our boss had complained about me playing on the internet at work, and about me reading the paper at my desk. Now I'm not an idiot. Of course I don't do EITHER of those things when my boss is around. Which means someone else went to the boss and said I was doing those things. And because the crazy woman is the only one who ever comes into my office in the morning when I'm looking at the paper (which takes like 10 minutes), it means it was her. I hate people who try to act like they're your friends but will bitch you out if it will make them look good.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 11 March 2005 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

And I know I'm an ass for reading the paper at my desk, but everyone else spends that time talking about whatever episode of Lost or House or whatever they watched last night.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 11 March 2005 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

And I know I'm an ass for reading the paper at my desk

you're not anything of the sort. i would spit in the face of anyone who objected to me reading the paper at my desk.

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 11 March 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah what Jim said. Especially if a) you really do only do it for 10 mins first thing in the morning and b) everyone else is in the tea room at that hour for 20 minutes gabbing, which usually seemed to be the case where I worked.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 11 March 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

As George Carlin once said "The first 20 minutes belong to ME!"

nickn (nickn), Friday, 11 March 2005 08:00 (nineteen years ago) link

my boss reads freaky trigger and ilx over my shoulder and sez stuff like: "how do you know all the interesting sites?"

i like all my co-workers a lot: we have a good time

mark s (mark s), Friday, 11 March 2005 09:55 (nineteen years ago) link

There's this girl in here who only talks to you when SHE feels like it, looks pissed off if you interupt her while she's reading a book on her lunch break, she spends most of the day on ILX and doesn't go on works nights out. She looks forward to the day she gets pregnant so she can leave here and all she talks about is babies. She's off twice a year with the cold and never volunteers for overtime.

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 11 March 2005 10:10 (nineteen years ago) link

That bitch.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 11 March 2005 10:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Yesterday I had to pitch an idea to v.senior management. It involved a marketing plan and some pretty detailed financial analysis to back it up. I asked a (more senior than me) co-worker in whose interests it is that the plan is adopted to come into the meeting and back me up on some of the details of the plan. (Basically she has been hassling me to get the idea in front on them for weeks).We talked for 30 mins before we went in, we agreed who would say what, we agreed that she would stay out of the financials and concentrate on backing me up with evidence to show that the marketing was appropriate for both the sales team and the market.

We go in. I start on a fairly methodical, but OK, pitch. Two minutes in she contradicts me on whether the market is growing or declining - she says -30% decline over past 2 years, I say +2% growth. I KNOW I am right as I never go into these things without knowing the answer to this sort of basic question. I say, here's the data, look it shows a slight increase. She says, well your data must be wrong! This is urgent and key to get right as you would have fundamentally different plans for growing and declining markets. Management are not impressed. I manage to get off this point and onto the detail of the financials. She contradicts me again and sez - this isn't what we'd agreed, why don't you keep me up-to-date? IN FRONT OF THE SENIOR MANAGEMENT! SHE@S SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME! It goes from bad to worse.

We eventually get out. I have managed to save a moderate amount of dignity by agreeing to confirm the market data and re-model the data for a second go around next week. We get out of the room and she has a go at me for not keeping her up-to-date. I lose it TOTALLY. It's best not to into what I said, but it wasn't pleasant.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 11 March 2005 10:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Now another co-worker has told me 'she's mad at you after yesterday'!

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 11 March 2005 11:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess I am a bit of a bitch. God I only come here to work. And look at ILX.

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 11 March 2005 12:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I remember the day I discovered Am I Hot Or Not. The owner was out of town and almost the entire office went through the site together for over an hour straight! Aside from the owner there was basically all the other higher-ups in the room yelling out what to rate people - it was loads of fun!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!

OK, this is not a co-worker, but still someone at one of our vendors, upon whom I rely to do my job. I've been here a week. He has YET to send me a report which is totally correct and hasn't had to have me query him, or more often, have him resend it with new data.

This vendor is the one that supplies almost every single client! So I can't do ANY of my work on time, and it makes me look like an idiot.

I'm still waiting for him to get back to me on the last one - and only then am I going to get to go home. Grrrrrrrr. I hate him, want to punch him in the nose!

Masonic Cathedral (kate), Friday, 11 March 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Dr. C that sounds like a nightmare!

I just came onto this thread merely to complain that there's a guy who keeps saying "soup to nuts" "soup to nuts" "I'm just here to HELP, know what I mean?" "soup to nuts" --

yr blood must still be boiling Dr. C. Is she insane? Doesn't she realize she's sabotaging herself with that kind of behavior?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 11 March 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

SICK PEOPLE GO HOME, DO NOT MAKE ME SICK AS WELL

Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 11 March 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

OH GOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE, THE COUGHING OR THE SQUELCHING

Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 11 March 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

it's the SNNMMPNGGGHHHK NGH NGH NGH SNSSMMSMMPCK *swallow* all day long, is what it is

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 11 March 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

**yr blood must still be boiling Dr. C. Is she insane? Doesn't she realize she's sabotaging herself with that kind of behavior?**

My blood isn't boiling today, I tend to let these things go pretty quickly. It's only work - we live to fight another day. I spent today doing a fair bit of digging around to see what the damage was, and I think she is looking more of a fuckwit than me. And I happen to know that this loss of face matters a whole lot more to her than it does to me - she is very ambitious, highly political etc. I view it as just a job to be done to earn money. Mind you, I won't give her another chance to get me into that kind of shit again. She can do her own crashing and burning.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 11 March 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

He's back after being gone for a week and I have realized two things:

1 - I had no idea I was as irritated as I am by him until he wasn't here for a whole week; and

2 - the sounds he makes while eating are enough to make me want to shove a stapler through his temple.

luna (luna.c), Monday, 21 March 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
There is a man on the floor I work on who can’t work vertical blinds, he pulls the strings so they wiggle up and down a little then after a good few attempts, he sits down. It’s not just the fact that a grown man (who incidentally has not long to go before he becomes a qualified solicitor) can’t work a simple piece of furniture; it’s the fact that he has been doing this for more than a year without the blind actually going up or down. I can’t ignore it because I can hear the metallic crashes & automatically look up.

Am I being unfair on this guy, or is my rage just?

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

but vertical blinds aren't supposed to go up and down...

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

assuming you meant venetian blinds... maybe you should teach him how to use it, and he won't be annoying anymore :)

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Oops! I meant to say horizontal ones but yeah, venetion they are. The thought of showing him has come into my head, but he thinks he’s something special so I rather see him make a fool out of himself, even though it’s making me bald through stress.

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 27 May 2005 07:19 (eighteen years ago) link

There are a good few people here like that....I have a little internal laugh at their stupidity rather than let it annoy me, and reflect on the fact that a million years ago they'd have been a quick and tasty meal for a passing Sabretooth.

There is a born-again type who used to sit near me who, on occasion, leaps into a conversation, into which she hasn't been invited, where an opinion that doesn't agree with her particular brand of repressive Christian lunacy has been expressed and starts quoting wildly inappropriate passages from the Bible at the participants. This doesn't annoy me as much as the effort I force myself to make to restrain myself from being unbearably rude to her...

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 27 May 2005 11:06 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I just went to the fridge to get my lunch and somebody has nicked my sandwich!

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Was it Tannenbaum Schmidt? I always knew he was shady.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Does Tannenbaum Schmidt have a penchant for cheese coleslaw?

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Stone Monkey, i know who you're talking about.

I’ve been quoted at also, it’s hard not to say “oh fuck off, it’s not even real”

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Do lunch-stealers actually check what they are stealing before they steal it?

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:37 (eighteen years ago) link

a woman I can’t stand & who pretends to know everything is sitting next to me for the day & keeps asking me what to do. She’s also one of those people who says "I’m just gonna type this, I’m just going to the copier" in her loud obnoxious voice, like I care!

Also she’s just said "I don’t mind staying til after six"

FFS!

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe they do it blindfold for fun surprises! (x-p)

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Pop quiz:

Say you're the manager of a bistro. Is getting drunk after work and telling your assistant manager to "fuck off, you think you're so fucking clever, just fuck off" IN FRONT OF STAFF

a) Just fine?
b) An astonishingly stupid thing to do?

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Depends if said manager is more popular than said assistant or not. Who were you in this scenario?

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:52 (eighteen years ago) link


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