SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

okay, so you *are* drinking today at work then

I love you like a brother, John, so know that I mean it with every fiber in my being when I invite you to eat every square inch of my ass

and with that, off to see J sing

oh man i forgot to mention that as if the fantastic martinis werent bad enough, i also was forced to eat delicious nepalese food earlier in the evening

and i have 5 pounds of boneless pork in the fridge that will be transformed into carnitas tomorrow as it slowly cooks in its own juices

http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/budget_28_days_later.jpg

i hope that burning man catches you, and eats you and your stupid carnitas

gbx otm

http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/weddings/10-tips-avoiding-newlywed-weight-gain.htm

The way to not gain weight after you get married is to marry someone like me, who is a terrible cook. OBV

But yeah, I'm with gbx and deX here.

Although A. is making fresh bread, corn on the cob, some kind of pasta thing and some kind of bacon and jalapeno wrap something else. (See, I cleverly married the cook, HA!)

ugh I'm filling out security clearance paperwork and it's asking for nicknames

I suppose I HAVE to put down deX! seeing as half my friends introduce me as that, don't I

Oh I hope you put down the whole thing. "deX" is short for something, you know!

they just wheeled a giant cart of beer past my cubicle

yay

Doesn't count unless they rolled it into your cubicle iirc

essentially they did

hilariously, it was mostly bottles of Guinness draft; there were no cups provided

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*checks FB facebook updates*

lolz

man it's harder to enjoy these saturday car shows when they're right on your home turf and you just wanna find a place to park and go home after work >:[

oh hay, are there any super secret speedy routes from here to red wing? it looks like the best way is to take 316 until it connects w/ 61 rather than taking 61 all the way (few miles shorter + don't have to slow to 35 through miesville). been budgeting and man i'll need to save on gas once school kicks off on monday...

If you like twisty back roads, you could take 316 to Red Wing Blvd, then turn right on Ravenna Trail.

Otherwise yeah, 316 to 61.

Ravenna Trail!!! <3 <3 <3

Ok, always will be fond of that road bc that's where McGu1r3 lived.

hmm. that doesn't look like it cuts off a ton in terms of mileage but it looks like it could be a nice leisurely drive if i ever leave a little early. my car doesn't like to go a lot faster than 55 so maybe who knows! will probably nix it during the winter, speaking of--do 316 or 61 tend to get better/quicker/preferential treatment during bad winter weather? (i'm worrying a lot lately, but my car and all...)

I strongly recommend not going down that road in winter, at least not when jjj is driving

also Sara you know many ppl who lived on RT, like say ME

Well, yes, of course I love Ravenna Trail because you lived on it, too, deX, but you and I aren't twins! That's you and Scurvy, remember? ;)

Also, yes, if John is driving, stay off Ravenna, in fact, just do yourself a favor and offer to drive yourself.

Although if memory serves, John also had a great habit of inadvertently shifting my car into neutral while I was driving all the time.

(I *think* that was inadvertent...)

Okay, super-nostalgia mode again here, Dan, get your butt home so we can hang out again and bring your beautiful wife, too. kthxbye

this jjj person sounds dangerous imo

He's really quite harmless if you keep him away from cars, tbh

^ha this could apply to me as well (though bcz i didn't have a license until i was ehm...27, but anway...)

got really sick night before 1st day of class. woke up at 3:00 that morning. and this morning. still sick. long days :[

school is really fun in spite of it all though.

i'd think feeling like the wreck i do i'd be thinking 'the last thing i wanna do is sit and learn about chisels and boards' but turns out that is the first thing i want to do

Sick? What's wrong?! Hope you are getting better...

ty! it's just a nose/throat/achy thing. (+headaches.) but i'm a really finicky sleeper so the laying awake and not breathing all night is really giving the fatigue bit of my symptoms some added weight. as well as exacerbating the rest of them i'm sure. blah blah blah i'm a stupid weak baby

No, that totally sucks, and yes, if you can't get any rest, that does make it worse. :(

Advil PM a possibility? It might help...

deX, you just MADE A's night by inviting him to Spotify. THANK YOU <3 <3 <3

Hooray! That will make up for the 60 other ppl who now hate me

What did you do to SIXTY people?!

And why didn't you ask me to help? ;)

I invited them to Spotify!

When I logged in, it asked me to spam my contact list with invites, so I did.

Funny. A. was really excited!

Yes, I am posting at 5:34 am before leaving for work. Gah, morning. Not a fan.

yeah srsly, i just got up and whew, mornings huh?

oh by the way sara i think theres something wrong with your timestamp because according to that you got up 4.5 hours earlier than me, which would be ridiculous

i mean im barely holding it together getting up just before 10 am, i cant imagine

okay you

btw gonna see a concert version of Porgy and Bess out at Tanglewood tomorrow with nice wine and a picnic dinner prepared by a friend who happens to be a professional chef

just nice wine?

disappointing.

well we have to drive

also I think it might be a no hard liquor zone, I certainly have never seen anyone with anything other than beer or wine, and mostly wine because lol classical music ppl

would be pretty dope to slam back martinis to "My Man's Gone Now" tho (which btw is EASILY the best soprano aria from the opera, "Summertime" is mad overrated)

i was thinking that you should be having more of a jet-setting fine wine experience, not this adequate wine nonsense

ah see, if we get nice wine we can get like 6 bottles

if we get jet-setting fine wine, we can get 1 bottle

surely you can see where this is going

(btw is a bottle per person overdoing it if two of them have to drive)

only if you are one of the two