the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

has the probably unintended effect of making me think, huh, i thought whole foods were meant to be assholes

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Waiting to hear these people assert that the Kosher for Passover section at WholeFoods is part of a vast conspiracy.

i don't think there's any conspiracy but i will say that whole foods has noticeably far less kosher food than trader joes

Wow, a brief jaunt around Debbie Schuessel's site reveals that she is retarded. I guess that's not a surprise, but it seemed to warrant mention.

Palestinian terrorism olive oil

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― bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 11:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

kudos

http://rommellaw.com/

wut

uh

http://rommellaw.com/pig.htm

"For those of you that think YHVH was incorrect in His word, perhaps further review and analysis is warranted."

those "pig facts" always annoy me

Unlike other mammals, a pig does not sweat or perspire. Perspiration is a means by which toxins are removed from the body. Since a pig does not sweat, the toxins remain within its body and in the meat.

idk if some of these guys have heard but some of the other methods of removing toxins from the body are pissing and shitting. science has yet to identify a pig that can neither piss nor shit.

http://readingeagle.com/REnetImages/2011/06/21/131159342/Article_kathryn%20lopez.jpg

more like science has yet to create a pig that doesn't piss or shit. that would be quite the solution to hog confinement runoff, right?

sweating isn't really a means to remove toxins

gbx, are you insulting my handsome homemade sauna room? I sit in it after subsisting on lemon water with honey and cayenne pepper for a few days. Let me tell you, everything coming out of you is toxic at that point.

no way, i totally wish i had a sauna instead of a stupid hot tub

dont get me wrong, stuff def comes out of you when yr sweating. that's just...not what's for.

Thing that make me IA: pseudo-science babbling about "toxins."

Oh. Wrong thread.

I enjoyed this immensely

The reasoning of the Supreme Court in 1973 in Roe v Wade relied on the philosophy of the Greek Stoics as part of the basis of its decision.

The Stoics were followers of Zeus.
That same god was called Jupiter/ Olympus by the pagan Romans.
The Hebrews & Israelites of the Bible knew it as Baal.

Which raises an interesting question: did not the Supreme Court in its Roe v Wade ruling of January 22, 1973 surreptitiously install Baal-worship as the official religion of the United States, in violation of the "establishment clause" of the First Article of our Bill Of Rights?

It seems like it could be a genuine concern of his. Which is nice.

How lolsy.

The Stoics were followers of Zeus Not particularly

The Hebrews & Israelites of the Bible knew it as Baal. What? Utter rubbish. Get one brain and one intellectual honesty.

By further extension of this kind of reasoning, giving the ruling in English, a language orginally developed to sing the praises of Woden, otherwise known as Satan, was the Court not trying to induce the unborn to listen to \m/etal?

LOOOOOOL

Which raises an interesting question

To which the answer is: No. And you are a total prat who couldn't reason his way out of a paper bag.

yeah the guy from atwater, mn with a website called the "erwin rommel school of law" doesn't have his shit together

"erwin rommel school of law"

To be fair, using the wisdom of this school in a court of law is very much like suicide.

yeah the guy from atwater, mn with a website called the "erwin rommel school of law" doesn't have his shit together

loooool

more like erwin roffle

Wasthefuchs school of law.

confidential to edward III

spengler's moving up in the world!

http://pajamasmedia.com/spengler/

congratulations to roger simon and the rest of the crew on another inspired hire

his final missive for asia times:

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Global_Economy/MH16Dj01.html

don't blame big banks or those poor hedge funds, blame the stupid greedy american public for the recession

it's Wüstenfuchs, BTW.

he's also par for the course as far as pro se "attorneys" go.

it's Wüstenfuchs, BTW.

I know. I was just making a lame pun.

The ANT
AND THE
GRASSHOPPER
This one is a little different ......
Two Different Versions
Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and
laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter,
so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:

Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all
summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC
show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with
a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah
with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green..'

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, We shall overcome.

Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright
has the group kneel down to pray for thegrasshopper's sake.

President Obama condemns the ant
and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher
Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has
gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper,
and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and,
having nothing
left to pay his retroactive
taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow,
never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken
over by a gang of spiders who terrorize and ramshackle, the once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest
of the free world with it.

I've sent this to you because
I believe that you are an ant!

You may wish to pass this on to other ants, but don't bother
sending it on to any grasshopper's because they wouldn't understand it, anyway

sent to me by my uncle, in a typeface that changed size and color frequently and with no apparent parttern

prob the wrong thread but

i think that belongs in the "is america becoming a fascist state" thread

but don't bother
sending it on to any grasshopper's because they wouldn't understand it, anyway

proof lack of education causes racism

So awesome. Pretty close to a complete list of proper nouns designed to trigger a blood-pressure rise amongst the target audience.

Is Kermit a right wing boogyman now?

I personally welcome our new arachnid overlords

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident

Also Aesop and La Fontaine were Greek and French, respectively. Greece and France lol socialism!

He was probably all hopped up on grass, goole.

http://www.newcastletaichi.co.uk/carradine.jpg

i thought it was a choker thing, idk

This was a nice read, sitting on the porch of my government-granted house. I think it used to be owned by a CEO. I don't really care about looking into it though, because I am busy playing and dancing all summer long.

Actually even going back to La Fontaine, the ant is a dick. "Eh bien! Dansez maintenant" is one of the coldest fcuk yous possible.

Also, I think this may be entomologically suspect and I'm pretty sure ants are pretty close to being formical-socialists.

lol true

actually aren't ants ruled by a queen?

btw i think Kermit is just a stand-in for "Hollywood Celebrities" as well as an excuse to work in the song "It Aint Easy Being Green"

actually aren't ants ruled by a queen?

Monarcho-formical socialism