"Foods" that need to be retired

(err, with stock too obv)

let's not forget its role in BUFFALO WINGS

I like celery ok when it's raw or when it's an aromatic that's cooked way down in soups or stocks, but I really hate celery in stir-fries and other dishes where it's barely cooked.

All that said, I still don't trust this:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B6gyINLrSBg/SIdI33ZHmQI/AAAAAAAACqc/0adre3KtvwA/s1600/SmallSteps450W.jpg

V8 juice is strongly celery-flavoured (along with the tomato and etc).

Celery is fine as a flavor in stock or as celery salt, but I hate actual bits of celery so much. I eat around it in soup like a child. And the smell of it raw is incredibly gross to me.

I would also like to retire cucumber in sushi rolls. And green peppers in general. They should be considered unripe and inedible. All melons need to go as well.

I can't actually hate on celery too much, because without it (as many have noted), there'd be no celery salt, and without celery salt, there'd be no Chicago hot dogs:
http://guiltycarnivore.com/wp-content/uploads/vienna-beef.jpg

All melons need to go as well.

Now wait a minute.

Yeah I am also no fan of cuke or melon.

idk who even uses celery salt besides people in the business of making hot dogs taste like they were dropped in the dust of a tee-ball field??

and yes, fuck melons

It's not like Chicago dogs are coated in celery salt, but it's an essential ingredient.

for me to poop on

Well played, start of alphabet. Well played.

I've never had a Chicago dog but I sure don't like the sound of celery salt. Melons are delicious and if that celery soda actually tastes like celery I might die.

Sorry - cel-ray soda

I've never had a Chicago dog

I can say without hyperbole that you are missing out on the most wondrous consumable known to humankind.

wait til this thread finds out about airplane food, whoo boy there'll be a real ass-whipping then!!!

Chicago dogs are like in my top 10 of all Things xp

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cibiskit.jpg

tf is this stuff?? what is it for????

mmmm, I used to love that shit

Matzo ball soup when consumed by non-Jews.

spam, corned beef - it's not the war y'know? who eats this crap?

would ride a mile for some corned beef right now

rotten.

I like corned beef! Boiled corned silverside and veg and bechamel.

Liver can fuck off tho.

you're all a bunch of animals.

liver's alright if prepared well.

The Co-Op near my house used to do packs of sliced liver sausage for 39p (all the other sliced meat products were over £1) but it has been retired and I miss it, even though I get that everyone else is probably horrified by the idea of eating 39p Co-op sliced liver sausage and will be all "yes, that should have been retired in the 1970s, and probably was by every other UK supermarket"

Lemon Curd

Woah just a second

Actually, I had some peanut butter on crumpets, first time w/ PB for 20 years, used to eat it daily.

(used to = crunchy, never smooth)

Anyways, this was smooth on crumpets, liked the first one, quite liked the second one.

But, boy did I feel ill afterwards...

want to get some of this guy's corned beef, sounds fantastic.

dell I got curious and bought a box when I worked at ShopRite in high school. It tastes like crackers coated in chicken bouillon powder (bcz well it is). not a good snack.

anyone who thinks apple juice is not delicious needs to try this stuff:
http://www.redjacketorchards.com/pages/Juices.html

dell I got curious and bought a box when I worked at ShopRite in high school. It tastes like crackers coated in chicken bouillon powder (bcz well it is). not a good snack.

ah, okay. that's s good description, i can pretty much imagine it now

hurting those do look good but tbh i don't really like apples themselves very much, so... the apple rhubarb one sounds good to me though

tf is this stuff?? what is it for????

― dell (del)

they are crackers that taste like chicken. they are for when you want to eat crackers that taste like chicken.

honestly this is not very hard del, i think you need to rethink this thread project.

Bone marrow
Bitter melon

they are for when you want to eat crackers that taste like chicken.

just hard for me to imagine there being that much of a demand for something like that to warrant a nabisco product being dedicated to it. seems ill-conceived to me. i mean, these are basically dog treats masquerading as ppl food

Bitter melon

i'm not sure if i've had this in anything but i read this last night and it was not particularly helpful

chicken in a biskit crackers are mother fucking delicious.