Celery is the Jimmy Buffett of vegetables.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link
beloved by drunk white middle aged women?
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link
"My name is Mary, Jimymy. Bloody Mary."
http://www.theparrotheads.com/p7hg_img_2/fullsize/Jenny_Foxx_WEZF_and_Parrotheads2_Burlington,_VT_2005_fs.jpg
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
It was recommended to you by Julie from accounting. You thought, "Eh, how bad could it be?" It's so offensive in its blandness that you no longer speak to Julie from accounting.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
i've actually eaten celery at a "cheeseburger in paradise" location.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
which one of those parrotheads is Buffett supposed to be?
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
Ultimately, Buffett is all of them.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
new board description etc etc
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
I love celery. I love celeriac even more - I make soup out of nothing but celery, celeriac and a little potato, all pureed up. Salty, celerish good.
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
(err, with stock too obv)
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link
let's not forget its role in BUFFALO WINGS
― leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
I like celery ok when it's raw or when it's an aromatic that's cooked way down in soups or stocks, but I really hate celery in stir-fries and other dishes where it's barely cooked.
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
All that said, I still don't trust this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B6gyINLrSBg/SIdI33ZHmQI/AAAAAAAACqc/0adre3KtvwA/s1600/SmallSteps450W.jpg
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link
V8 juice is strongly celery-flavoured (along with the tomato and etc).
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:51 (twelve years ago) link
Celery is fine as a flavor in stock or as celery salt, but I hate actual bits of celery so much. I eat around it in soup like a child. And the smell of it raw is incredibly gross to me.
I would also like to retire cucumber in sushi rolls. And green peppers in general. They should be considered unripe and inedible. All melons need to go as well.
― Melissa W, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link
I can't actually hate on celery too much, because without it (as many have noted), there'd be no celery salt, and without celery salt, there'd be no Chicago hot dogs:http://guiltycarnivore.com/wp-content/uploads/vienna-beef.jpg
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link
All melons need to go as well.
Now wait a minute.
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah I am also no fan of cuke or melon.
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
idk who even uses celery salt besides people in the business of making hot dogs taste like they were dropped in the dust of a tee-ball field??
and yes, fuck melons
― A B C, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
It's not like Chicago dogs are coated in celery salt, but it's an essential ingredient.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link
for me to poop on
― A B C, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
Well played, start of alphabet. Well played.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link
I've never had a Chicago dog but I sure don't like the sound of celery salt. Melons are delicious and if that celery soda actually tastes like celery I might die.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry - cel-ray soda
I've never had a Chicago dog
I can say without hyperbole that you are missing out on the most wondrous consumable known to humankind.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
wait til this thread finds out about airplane food, whoo boy there'll be a real ass-whipping then!!!
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link
Chicago dogs are like in my top 10 of all Things xp
― leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cibiskit.jpg
tf is this stuff?? what is it for????
― dell (del), Thursday, 25 October 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link
mmmm, I used to love that shit
― wk, Thursday, 25 October 2012 06:56 (eleven years ago) link
Matzo ball soup when consumed by non-Jews.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Heidi Please Shut Up. (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 25 October 2012 09:27 (eleven years ago) link
spam, corned beef - it's not the war y'know? who eats this crap?
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 09:37 (eleven years ago) link
would ride a mile for some corned beef right now
― itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Thursday, 25 October 2012 09:47 (eleven years ago) link
rotten.
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
I like corned beef! Boiled corned silverside and veg and bechamel.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:07 (eleven years ago) link
Liver can fuck off tho.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:08 (eleven years ago) link
you're all a bunch of animals.
liver's alright if prepared well.
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:12 (eleven years ago) link
The Co-Op near my house used to do packs of sliced liver sausage for 39p (all the other sliced meat products were over £1) but it has been retired and I miss it, even though I get that everyone else is probably horrified by the idea of eating 39p Co-op sliced liver sausage and will be all "yes, that should have been retired in the 1970s, and probably was by every other UK supermarket"
― doxxy fule (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link
Lemon Curd
― Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link
Woah just a second
― kinder, Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:47 (eleven years ago) link
Actually, I had some peanut butter on crumpets, first time w/ PB for 20 years, used to eat it daily.
(used to = crunchy, never smooth)
Anyways, this was smooth on crumpets, liked the first one, quite liked the second one.
But, boy did I feel ill afterwards...
― Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:49 (eleven years ago) link
want to get some of this guy's corned beef, sounds fantastic.
― woof, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:01 (eleven years ago) link
dell I got curious and bought a box when I worked at ShopRite in high school. It tastes like crackers coated in chicken bouillon powder (bcz well it is). not a good snack.
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
anyone who thinks apple juice is not delicious needs to try this stuff:http://www.redjacketorchards.com/pages/Juices.html
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
ah, okay. that's s good description, i can pretty much imagine it now
hurting those do look good but tbh i don't really like apples themselves very much, so... the apple rhubarb one sounds good to me though
― dell (del), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
― dell (del)
they are crackers that taste like chicken. they are for when you want to eat crackers that taste like chicken.
honestly this is not very hard del, i think you need to rethink this thread project.
― j., Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
Bone marrowBitter melon
― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
they are for when you want to eat crackers that taste like chicken.
just hard for me to imagine there being that much of a demand for something like that to warrant a nabisco product being dedicated to it. seems ill-conceived to me. i mean, these are basically dog treats masquerading as ppl food
Bitter melon
i'm not sure if i've had this in anything but i read this last night and it was not particularly helpful
― dell (del), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
chicken in a biskit crackers are mother fucking delicious.
― adam, Thursday, 25 October 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link