"Foods" that need to be retired

Fuck a fro-yo, imo

RAISIN BREAD

FRENCH TOAST AND OTHER DESSERT FOODS THAT PPL TRY TO PASS OFF AS "BREAKFAST"

del stfu and eat your farm-grown, co-op purchased carrots and let real men and women enjoy their french toast

lol

dell do you hate pancakes/waffles too

also breakfast breads are awesome I had some farm-grown, co-op purchased, baked-by-my-wife zuchinni-lemon bread this morning

i don't ~hate~ them, but i have no interest in eating them . prefer my sweets in small doses, for dessert, and not as the centerpiece of a meal

^^^ Moi aussi

like buckwheat pancakes w/molasses, tho

7. patato chip

8. Coca-Cola

9. Napa cabbage

10. Store-bought salsa

hoo boy...

11 Maple Syrup

12 Oranges

13. Oatmeal - who eats this shit?

I love coca-cola oranges and oatmeal. but maple syrup does suck it's true

you people are all insane

where does one buy salsa if not from a store

badmouthing this stuff is fightin words in my 'hood

Salsa is v easy to make iirc

that said, I never make it

I love coca-cola oranges and oatmeal. but maple syrup does suck it's true

then you've never had real midwestern maple syrup

I know how to make salsa FYI

but Casa Sanchez's salsa is BETTER

8. Coca-Cola

Once you go Pepsi Max, you never go back.

Tinned potatoes.

Or canned potatoes or whatever. Potatoes in a can.

Terrible tasting allergy substitution products. I've had brands of soy milk in the past that are pretty close to what I imagine paint thinner to taste like.

I hate all soft drinks except for grapefruit soda and peach soda. Vanish from existence, plz, Coke and Pepsi.

I love oatmeal and all other hot grain cereals -- grits, cream of wheat, rice pudding, etc

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green giant

serious answer: marshmallow salad

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my mother-in-law inexplicably makes this shit every time we visit

hate cookies that are too sweet ie oreos and healthy lifestyle grown-up corn flakes that taste like wood.

That looks like the Kool Aid man threw up on a dinner plate!

Napa cabbage

Wha?!

yeah I rmde at that one too

sunflower seeds. they make a mess and should be banned.

Salsa is v easy to make iirc

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the call of the sarahel

sunflower seeds RUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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14. Pork rinds

15. Bacon bits

16. Miracle Whip

Not sure i've had cheese whiz. Last week I picked up a container of that "port wine" handi snax style cheese spread and this lady looked at me like I had a swastika on my forehead.

Those are all essentially fake foods, PP.

Bacon bits are great on baked potatos

I mean, bits of real bacon

They are fake "foods".

I distinctly felt a hint of betrayal when my 11-year-old mind figured out that Miracle Whip wasn't even mayonnaise.

I say delete fruit chews that are flavoured like fruit but made of cow and pig hides - why not just make em "Cow hide" flavour?

I also wish for Swedish FIsh to be re-named "red herrings"

I had a SDA friend as a kid whose parents, in a 'the body is a temple' moment wed to anti-meat hippyish pressure of the 70's gave up meat. Unfortunately, they gave up meat for fake meat and his mother once made some kind of soup out of baco'bits or something that still makes me retch to think of.

cow and pig hides

Gelatin? Responsible use of resources imso.

I'm tired of food that tastes like what it isn't.