"Foods" that need to be retired

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xpost although I guess if I really wanted to, I could probably learn to grate & fry a couple potatoes, without making such a big production of it

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

6. american cheese (why would I ever eat this?)

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

American cheese is just sad, really

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

xpost wut is that

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

Orange drink from a dairy?!

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

oh nvm the first image loaded for me—at first I was just seeing "FIG. 1"

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

bernard, i think you can also buy some boxed product to facilitate making latkes/potato pancakes?

dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

you can buy them frozen

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

some ppl with otherwise righteous tastebuds swear by american cheese for grilled cheese sandwiches

those ppl are not me

dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

fluff is great, thread is SHIT

Erin Go! Bwaaaah!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

whiney...

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

are you even cognizant of when you enter a thread to shit on it or does it sort of happen in a blackout?

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

ayo, no one disses fluff on my watch

Erin Go! Bwaaaah!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

they have fluffernutters at Subway now?

dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

the jerk store called and they're running out of YOU

Erin Go! Bwaaaah!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

you are kinda the "T-Bone" of ilx

dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

or the fluffernutter-eating KoKo

dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

peanut butter is a little played out IMO

chief content officer (m coleman), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

tbf this thread is shit

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

that said, bernard snowy otm

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck a fro-yo, imo

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

RAISIN BREAD

FRENCH TOAST AND OTHER DESSERT FOODS THAT PPL TRY TO PASS OFF AS "BREAKFAST"

dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

del stfu and eat your farm-grown, co-op purchased carrots and let real men and women enjoy their french toast

Erin Go! Bwaaaah!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

lol

dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

dell do you hate pancakes/waffles too

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

also breakfast breads are awesome I had some farm-grown, co-op purchased, baked-by-my-wife zuchinni-lemon bread this morning

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

i don't ~hate~ them, but i have no interest in eating them . prefer my sweets in small doses, for dessert, and not as the centerpiece of a meal

dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ Moi aussi

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

like buckwheat pancakes w/molasses, tho

dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

7. patato chip

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

8. Coca-Cola

9. Napa cabbage

my life as liz cho (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

10. Store-bought salsa

my life as liz cho (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

hoo boy...

dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

11 Maple Syrup

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

12 Oranges

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

13. Oatmeal - who eats this shit?

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

I love coca-cola oranges and oatmeal. but maple syrup does suck it's true

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

you people are all insane

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

where does one buy salsa if not from a store

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

badmouthing this stuff is fightin words in my 'hood

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

Salsa is v easy to make iirc

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

that said, I never make it

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

I love coca-cola oranges and oatmeal. but maple syrup does suck it's true

then you've never had real midwestern maple syrup

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

I know how to make salsa FYI

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

but Casa Sanchez's salsa is BETTER

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

8. Coca-Cola

Once you go Pepsi Max, you never go back.

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

Tinned potatoes.

everything, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

Or canned potatoes or whatever. Potatoes in a can.

everything, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

Chicago dogs are like in my top 10 of all Things xp

leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cibiskit.jpg

tf is this stuff?? what is it for????

dell (del), Thursday, 25 October 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

mmmm, I used to love that shit

wk, Thursday, 25 October 2012 06:56 (eleven years ago) link

Matzo ball soup when consumed by non-Jews.

spam, corned beef - it's not the war y'know? who eats this crap?

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 09:37 (eleven years ago) link

would ride a mile for some corned beef right now

itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Thursday, 25 October 2012 09:47 (eleven years ago) link

rotten.

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

I like corned beef! Boiled corned silverside and veg and bechamel.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:07 (eleven years ago) link

Liver can fuck off tho.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

you're all a bunch of animals.

liver's alright if prepared well.

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:12 (eleven years ago) link

The Co-Op near my house used to do packs of sliced liver sausage for 39p (all the other sliced meat products were over £1) but it has been retired and I miss it, even though I get that everyone else is probably horrified by the idea of eating 39p Co-op sliced liver sausage and will be all "yes, that should have been retired in the 1970s, and probably was by every other UK supermarket"

doxxy fule (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link

Lemon Curd

Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link

Woah just a second

kinder, Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:47 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, I had some peanut butter on crumpets, first time w/ PB for 20 years, used to eat it daily.

(used to = crunchy, never smooth)

Anyways, this was smooth on crumpets, liked the first one, quite liked the second one.

But, boy did I feel ill afterwards...

Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:49 (eleven years ago) link

want to get some of this guy's corned beef, sounds fantastic.

woof, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:01 (eleven years ago) link

dell I got curious and bought a box when I worked at ShopRite in high school. It tastes like crackers coated in chicken bouillon powder (bcz well it is). not a good snack.

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

anyone who thinks apple juice is not delicious needs to try this stuff:
http://www.redjacketorchards.com/pages/Juices.html

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

dell I got curious and bought a box when I worked at ShopRite in high school. It tastes like crackers coated in chicken bouillon powder (bcz well it is). not a good snack.

ah, okay. that's s good description, i can pretty much imagine it now

hurting those do look good but tbh i don't really like apples themselves very much, so... the apple rhubarb one sounds good to me though

dell (del), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

tf is this stuff?? what is it for????

― dell (del)

they are crackers that taste like chicken. they are for when you want to eat crackers that taste like chicken.

honestly this is not very hard del, i think you need to rethink this thread project.

j., Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

Bone marrow
Bitter melon

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

they are for when you want to eat crackers that taste like chicken.

just hard for me to imagine there being that much of a demand for something like that to warrant a nabisco product being dedicated to it. seems ill-conceived to me. i mean, these are basically dog treats masquerading as ppl food

Bitter melon

i'm not sure if i've had this in anything but i read this last night and it was not particularly helpful

dell (del), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

chicken in a biskit crackers are mother fucking delicious.

adam, Thursday, 25 October 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link


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