"Foods" that need to be retired

Dell's a little spazzy today cause she had one too many fluffernutters.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2275/3530252342_4095ba5437.jpg

ya'll wanna feel sick? they make strawberry fluff these days!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark

oh, that does look gross. like pepto.

so many delicious things you can make with applesauce - pancakes, muffins, bread

― Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 1:08 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark

It goes great with latkes.

WORRRRDDDD, fuck I want some latkes now. sad that my jewish neighbors moved away, they always used to invite us over to eat around the holidays

Enough thread hijacking, though.

5. meat. : )

xpost although I guess if I really wanted to, I could probably learn to grate & fry a couple potatoes, without making such a big production of it

6. american cheese (why would I ever eat this?)

http://www.mcarthurdairy.com/products/gallery/gallon/large/orange_drink_gal.jpg

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American cheese is just sad, really

xpost wut is that

Orange drink from a dairy?!

oh nvm the first image loaded for me—at first I was just seeing "FIG. 1"

xpost

bernard, i think you can also buy some boxed product to facilitate making latkes/potato pancakes?

you can buy them frozen

or

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some ppl with otherwise righteous tastebuds swear by american cheese for grilled cheese sandwiches

those ppl are not me

fluff is great, thread is SHIT

whiney...

are you even cognizant of when you enter a thread to shit on it or does it sort of happen in a blackout?

ayo, no one disses fluff on my watch

they have fluffernutters at Subway now?

the jerk store called and they're running out of YOU

you are kinda the "T-Bone" of ilx

or the fluffernutter-eating KoKo

peanut butter is a little played out IMO

tbf this thread is shit

that said, bernard snowy otm

Fuck a fro-yo, imo

RAISIN BREAD

FRENCH TOAST AND OTHER DESSERT FOODS THAT PPL TRY TO PASS OFF AS "BREAKFAST"

del stfu and eat your farm-grown, co-op purchased carrots and let real men and women enjoy their french toast

lol

dell do you hate pancakes/waffles too

also breakfast breads are awesome I had some farm-grown, co-op purchased, baked-by-my-wife zuchinni-lemon bread this morning

i don't ~hate~ them, but i have no interest in eating them . prefer my sweets in small doses, for dessert, and not as the centerpiece of a meal

^^^ Moi aussi

like buckwheat pancakes w/molasses, tho

7. patato chip

8. Coca-Cola

9. Napa cabbage

10. Store-bought salsa

hoo boy...

11 Maple Syrup

12 Oranges

13. Oatmeal - who eats this shit?

I love coca-cola oranges and oatmeal. but maple syrup does suck it's true

you people are all insane

where does one buy salsa if not from a store

badmouthing this stuff is fightin words in my 'hood

Salsa is v easy to make iirc

It's not like Chicago dogs are coated in celery salt, but it's an essential ingredient.

for me to poop on

Well played, start of alphabet. Well played.

I've never had a Chicago dog but I sure don't like the sound of celery salt. Melons are delicious and if that celery soda actually tastes like celery I might die.

Sorry - cel-ray soda

I've never had a Chicago dog

I can say without hyperbole that you are missing out on the most wondrous consumable known to humankind.

wait til this thread finds out about airplane food, whoo boy there'll be a real ass-whipping then!!!

Chicago dogs are like in my top 10 of all Things xp

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cibiskit.jpg

tf is this stuff?? what is it for????

mmmm, I used to love that shit

Matzo ball soup when consumed by non-Jews.

spam, corned beef - it's not the war y'know? who eats this crap?

would ride a mile for some corned beef right now

rotten.

I like corned beef! Boiled corned silverside and veg and bechamel.

Liver can fuck off tho.

you're all a bunch of animals.

liver's alright if prepared well.

The Co-Op near my house used to do packs of sliced liver sausage for 39p (all the other sliced meat products were over £1) but it has been retired and I miss it, even though I get that everyone else is probably horrified by the idea of eating 39p Co-op sliced liver sausage and will be all "yes, that should have been retired in the 1970s, and probably was by every other UK supermarket"

Lemon Curd

Woah just a second

Actually, I had some peanut butter on crumpets, first time w/ PB for 20 years, used to eat it daily.

(used to = crunchy, never smooth)

Anyways, this was smooth on crumpets, liked the first one, quite liked the second one.

But, boy did I feel ill afterwards...

want to get some of this guy's corned beef, sounds fantastic.

dell I got curious and bought a box when I worked at ShopRite in high school. It tastes like crackers coated in chicken bouillon powder (bcz well it is). not a good snack.

anyone who thinks apple juice is not delicious needs to try this stuff:
http://www.redjacketorchards.com/pages/Juices.html

dell I got curious and bought a box when I worked at ShopRite in high school. It tastes like crackers coated in chicken bouillon powder (bcz well it is). not a good snack.

ah, okay. that's s good description, i can pretty much imagine it now

hurting those do look good but tbh i don't really like apples themselves very much, so... the apple rhubarb one sounds good to me though

tf is this stuff?? what is it for????

― dell (del)

they are crackers that taste like chicken. they are for when you want to eat crackers that taste like chicken.

honestly this is not very hard del, i think you need to rethink this thread project.

Bone marrow
Bitter melon

they are for when you want to eat crackers that taste like chicken.

just hard for me to imagine there being that much of a demand for something like that to warrant a nabisco product being dedicated to it. seems ill-conceived to me. i mean, these are basically dog treats masquerading as ppl food

Bitter melon

i'm not sure if i've had this in anything but i read this last night and it was not particularly helpful

chicken in a biskit crackers are mother fucking delicious.