and "I Got the YouTube Blues"
― dell (del), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
a streaming porn aggregator that allows you to choose by actor/actress/fetish/title/director and share key scenes with friends"spoogify"
― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
1. The Piss Olympics-a series of games utilizing urine in some capacity
2. A comedian whose entire routine revolves around the Piss Olympics
― thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link
Châteaux and Windass - TV show following the controversial former Hull centre-forward as he tours the great names of Bordeaux, drinking straight from the bottle before prematurely concluding with a custodial sentence for glassing his stepson with an empty 85 Margaux
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 13 August 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
lmfao, straight dying at the PISS OLYMPICS
― Erin Go! Bwaaaah!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 13 August 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
if i had a dime for every pee-pee olympics joke that i've heard in the past few years, then i would be able to afford this satchel of Depends that i'm pilfering
― dell (del), Saturday, 13 August 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
Air Supply cover band inexplicably named "Air Jupply"
― dell (del), Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link
+ they throw marmite sandwiches at the audience during the climax of "making love out of nothing at all"
― dell (del), Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:57 (twelve years ago) link
a sightseeing tour that brings people to the world's most famous holes/clusters/nasty shit. stopoff points would include the surinam toad, the lotus breast, the shredded hand, and the man who drills thousands of tiny holes in chicken eggs. I would call it the Trip 'o Phobia.
― why delonge face? (unregistered), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
a band called BUTT SOUNDS
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 August 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
with shirts that say WHAT IS BUTT SOUNDS
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 August 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link
that's a great idea
― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Friday, 19 August 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link
partially inspired by a band i like called DIARRHEA PLANET
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 August 2011 04:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/69422b.jpg
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 August 2011 05:09 (twelve years ago) link
Giallato: scariest ice cream ever
― thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
plot for episode of sitcom: person wants to get out of relationship, can't summon up what it takes to do it in a direct manner, so they begin to say and do unbelievably fucked-up racist things in hopes that their partner will be completely repelled. plan backfires when the s.o. turns out to be closet racist
― dell (del), Friday, 26 August 2011 07:55 (twelve years ago) link
you could call it "Cracka, Please!
― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
A box set called '<insert name of long dead singer> - The Lost Recordings'. The box would be empty, because the recording are still lost. Alternatively, a set of blank cassettes with a note saying "Dear consumer, If you should come across the lost recordings of <insert name of long dead singer>, please copy them onto these blank tapes and send them to...".
― three word displayname (snoball), Sunday, 4 September 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link
Hostile takeover of Nabisco —> Jeez-its, the cracka that loves you back, and a picture of Jesus on the box.
― shaane, Sunday, 4 September 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
lmao
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
at just quite how terrible that is
I've been showing it off all week.
― shaane, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
A cover of East 17's "Alright" as covered by Jonathan Ross and Michael Barrymore.
― It was a Thursday night. I was working late... (dog latin), Thursday, 8 September 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
a synthpop buzzband with a mystery vocalist who is later revealed to be George Michael. I would call it iamwham!whoami
― giant glittering joyful returning elephant (unregistered), Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
a reality show called Racist House
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
a house filled with different kinds of racists of all ages from around the world, maybe they have a job they work together or something, something really simple, like running a lemonade stand
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
best idea! such a good idea I'm crying.
― kkvgz, Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
Shoegazi - the Fugazi cover band with a lot of extra pedals.
― occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Monday, 12 September 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
yea uh ohs idea is the best idea
― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link
nij and i were driving past a little drive-thru place called "cuppy's" that's been abandoned a long time and decided we should split it. one side drive-thru tree identification, one side drive-thru antique kitchenware appraisal. and we'd leave the name "cuppy's"
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
i think that was our best idea ever
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Saturday, 17 September 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
<3 yall
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 September 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
recording a version of "heartlight" by neil diamond, but with the lyrics changed to "put on your lovebeads"
― dell (del), Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link
Cover of "Wichita Lineman" updated for the ISDN generation called "Digital Lineman" - vocoders, modem crackle during the breakdown etc...
― Yo wait a minute man, you better think about the world (dog latin), Monday, 19 September 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 19 September 2011 11:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://i51.tinypic.com/2ag94p3.jpg
molds/stencils that you sit on during the act of pooping to produce star-shaped and heart-shaped and snowman-shaped poop logs.
― giant glittering joyful returning elephant (unregistered), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 05:44 (twelve years ago) link
Shit is real...http://www.turdtwister.com/
― PoMo with a shotgun (snoball), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 10:52 (twelve years ago) link
shit is real!
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/f1ips9.jpg
― giant glittering joyful returning elephant (unregistered), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
I feel like all my best poop jokes have been done before. this is really distressing.
― giant glittering joyful returning elephant (unregistered), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
lmao xp
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
pooping my ass off
― PoMo with a shotgun (snoball), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link
a sequel to Home Alone starring a recently outed macaulay caulkin's efforts to fit into the gay community called Homolone
― dayo, Thursday, 20 October 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link
a macaulay caulkin movie about a post apocalyptic world where only one city in Utah survives called Provolone
― brownie, Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link
Guest appearance on Simpsons where he borrows money from Bart's dad.
― building a binary of hope (onimo), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
combination whitehead treatment/acupuncture clinic
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
― dayo, Thursday, October 20, 2011 12:01 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
lol Scott Thompson of Kids in the Hall beat you to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLQ91BDIR2o
― lagerfeld of modern despots (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
Friends of Stryper - a charity run by personal friends of the Christian metal band Stryper. it would be a straightforward charity consisting of food pantries, homeless shelters, thrift shops, and fundraising events. the Friends would not feel the need to shove Stryper down people's throats, but they might slip the odd Stryper song into their Muzak playlists, offer free Stryper CDs and merch at their thrift shops, host Stryper Thursdays (main course: striped bass) at the food pantries, and occasionally get Stryper to play a benefit concert. when challenged about their connection to Stryper, the Friends would state that their main objective (laid out in their mission statement) was to help the poor, and promoting Stryper's music was really just a pleasant side effect of their honest humanitarian efforts.
― axolotl rose (unregistered), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
Defeat boredom by buying all the music you've been wanting for years by continually extending yourself credit when you don't realise quite how precarious a situation that is. You've just got yourself stranded in a place where you can't visit shops too frequently. yeah get everything mailorder.Then someday that credit line snaps.
GREAT IDEA
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
― dayo, Thursday, October 20, 2011 6:01 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― brownie, Thursday, October 20, 2011 7:26 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark
lol'ing hard at both
― kelpolaris, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link