your terrible ideas

looool

good job

recording a concept album of internet-themed songs including hits such as "(Get on Board) The World Wide Web", "Hangin' Out on Facebook", and "Do the Web 2.0 Shuffle"

and "I Got the YouTube Blues"

a streaming porn aggregator that allows you to choose by actor/actress/fetish/title/director and share key scenes with friends
"spoogify"

1. The Piss Olympics-a series of games utilizing urine in some capacity

2. A comedian whose entire routine revolves around the Piss Olympics

Châteaux and Windass - TV show following the controversial former Hull centre-forward as he tours the great names of Bordeaux, drinking straight from the bottle before prematurely concluding with a custodial sentence for glassing his stepson with an empty 85 Margaux

lmfao, straight dying at the PISS OLYMPICS

if i had a dime for every pee-pee olympics joke that i've heard in the past few years, then i would be able to afford this satchel of Depends that i'm pilfering

Air Supply cover band inexplicably named "Air Jupply"

+ they throw marmite sandwiches at the audience during the climax of "making love out of nothing at all"

a sightseeing tour that brings people to the world's most famous holes/clusters/nasty shit. stopoff points would include the surinam toad, the lotus breast, the shredded hand, and the man who drills thousands of tiny holes in chicken eggs. I would call it the Trip 'o Phobia.

a band called BUTT SOUNDS

with shirts that say WHAT IS BUTT SOUNDS

that's a great idea

partially inspired by a band i like called DIARRHEA PLANET

http://i52.tinypic.com/69422b.jpg

Giallato: scariest ice cream ever

plot for episode of sitcom: person wants to get out of relationship, can't summon up what it takes to do it in a direct manner, so they begin to say and do unbelievably fucked-up racist things in hopes that their partner will be completely repelled. plan backfires when the s.o. turns out to be closet racist

you could call it "Cracka, Please!

A box set called '<insert name of long dead singer> - The Lost Recordings'. The box would be empty, because the recording are still lost. Alternatively, a set of blank cassettes with a note saying "Dear consumer, If you should come across the lost recordings of <insert name of long dead singer>, please copy them onto these blank tapes and send them to...".

Hostile takeover of Nabisco —> Jeez-its, the cracka that loves you back, and a picture of Jesus on the box.

lmao

at just quite how terrible that is

I've been showing it off all week.

A cover of East 17's "Alright" as covered by Jonathan Ross and Michael Barrymore.

a synthpop buzzband with a mystery vocalist who is later revealed to be George Michael. I would call it iamwham!whoami

a reality show called Racist House

a house filled with different kinds of racists of all ages from around the world, maybe they have a job they work together or something, something really simple, like running a lemonade stand

best idea! such a good idea I'm crying.

Shoegazi - the Fugazi cover band with a lot of extra pedals.

yea uh ohs idea is the best idea

nij and i were driving past a little drive-thru place called "cuppy's" that's been abandoned a long time and decided we should split it. one side drive-thru tree identification, one side drive-thru antique kitchenware appraisal. and we'd leave the name "cuppy's"

i think that was our best idea ever

<3 yall

recording a version of "heartlight" by neil diamond, but with the lyrics changed to "put on your lovebeads"

Cover of "Wichita Lineman" updated for the ISDN generation called "Digital Lineman" - vocoders, modem crackle during the breakdown etc...

hahaha

http://i51.tinypic.com/2ag94p3.jpg

molds/stencils that you sit on during the act of pooping to produce star-shaped and heart-shaped and snowman-shaped poop logs.

Shit is real...
http://www.turdtwister.com/

shit is real!

http://i55.tinypic.com/f1ips9.jpg

I feel like all my best poop jokes have been done before. this is really distressing.

lmao xp

pooping my ass off

a sequel to Home Alone starring a recently outed macaulay caulkin's efforts to fit into the gay community called Homolone

a macaulay caulkin movie about a post apocalyptic world where only one city in Utah survives called Provolone

Guest appearance on Simpsons where he borrows money from Bart's dad.

combination whitehead treatment/acupuncture clinic

a sequel to Home Alone starring a recently outed macaulay caulkin's efforts to fit into the gay community called Homolone

― dayo, Thursday, October 20, 2011 12:01 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

lol Scott Thompson of Kids in the Hall beat you to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLQ91BDIR2o