Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

I wonder why the red-nosed old Scottish drunk keeps bunging secret fees to GestiFute for players like Cronaldo, Nani, Anderson, Bebe and De Gea?

Richards should've been off for that.

Yeah. It's been fairly fractious for an ostensible friendly

That was a pretty amazing team goal just then, how many passes in and around the area?

Mancini's inspirational Barry-for-Balotelli substitution looking pretty stupid now.

Yeah that was a great atrtack

This Cleverly guy looks a good player, is he English?

Lol-Kompany

'the Nani state', srsly?

Mancini won't be delivering the module either if they carry on like this, pretty lolworthy capitulation really...

Nani still the best player in the prem

http://imgnook.com/1BOo.gif

good 2nd half missed first.

Cleverly was quite impressive when he came on. Maybe he can oust Carrick this year.

Was watching Mainz/Leverkusen so missed this apart from the Dzeko goal. That goal that cozen posted above is an absolute gem tho.

Cosign on tremendousness of that goal.

never seen the game the day. spunking all over the shop at that goal.

Oh yeah wow, that's really special. You can see what they've been doing with their summer.

Cosign on tremendousness of that goal.

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Barçaesque (on dat troll shit).

dang that goal

Maybe Little Scholesy was holding them back all these years.

btw in the interests of pedantry, the top division in English football is called the English Premier League. the Premiership is some Rugby thing or something.

Good point, can we get a title change on the 01/02, 02/03, 03/04, 04/05, 05/06, 07/08, 09/10 and 10/11 threads please?

It was the Barclays Premiership and has been the Barclays Premier League since '07/'08.

Looking forward to the official The FA Cup with Budweiser thread.

You really want this now, after the NAMING RIGHTS fiasco last season?

btw I can announce that I signed for Arsenal at the weekend - just waiting for the red membership paperwork to be completed then it'll be down to some serious badge-kissing. Obviously it would be my dream to someday return to Liverpool, etc.

Just think, when Liverpool win the title they will be pulling their shirt over your head against your will due to immense amounts of Scouse DNA.

you should see the quotes from pandemic today in the other thread

Maybe Little Scholesy was holding them back all these years.

Well, it's clearly no coincidence that we looked way more dynamic once Carrick went off. We never would have scored that goal with him on the pitch.

putting forward the scandalous motion to move this thread to ilf, i cannae be fucked clicking hither & yon

pretty sure that this thread must stay in ile as per ilf articles if association

putting forward the scandalous motion to move this thread to ilf, i cannae be fucked clicking hither & yon

Bookmarks, dude (also it's still called EPL, none of your Premiership nonsense, in bookmarks)

http://www.arsenal.com/juniorgunners/news/gunnersaurus-weekly-blog-august-8?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+arsenal-news+%28News+Feed%29

so disappointed this isn't just "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01288/SNN0907BB-6822_1288929a.jpg

Outstanding!!

Gunnersarus blog is depressingly mundane

Might have to sign up as a Junior Gunner for a copy of TJ and the Winning Goal.

gunnersaurus keeping shtoom about accidentally breathing fire on lord harris' carpetright store this wknd i see

AOC looks to be on dis ting? Said to be having a medical this week?

/rumour mill and twitter

Need some of that super quality he would bring.

aoc?

alex oxtail-chamberpot

Palacios to Stoke rumours doing the rounds as well. He'll add some much needed steel to their midfield.

Wenger putting the Oxencart before the Chamberpot.

vg

Ok, so when I said 'this week', I should have said 'today

Pretty excited to see AOC at Arsenal. Supposedly an even better prospect than Bale and Theo were? [that's not coming from me, i've only ever seen him in that utd fa cup match] Also w/ him and the promotions of Gibbs and Lansury we could move off the bottom of 'how many englishers do they play' league so Shearer and his ilk can bang on about someone else.

Shearer won't be happy with the spelling 'Henri'.

I'll be sorely disappointed if Henri doesn't break out his 'dougie' if/when he scores this season.

our 'enri.

Citeh have agreed personal terms of £185,000 a week with Nasri, according to the Independent.

psychic powers, obv

fuck off back to the championship thread where you belong

another thing about EBJT is his rheumy-eyed sentimentality (mainly about himself).

If JT could suck his own dick he'd still be pissy about it

lachrymose blubber

terry seldom actually says much of note, it's just he appears like a total dick.

sort of agree he is at worst the face of another few hundred famous players who are cut from the same cloth.

get on dis ting

"The Championship is not an option" - I Love Football off-season and transfer speculation thread 2012

just for the record, as one of the proud pillars of the traditions of lol football I fully endorse LOL JT IS A CUNT

shagging away his teammate's birds
sprouting alledged racist words
kneeing someone at the back, got himself suspended
still changed into his shirt after the final has ended
english and proud
he proclaims to the crowd
the smirk on his face
it's a fucking disgrace
at least in the end small justice prevailed
when he tried to push his way to the front but failed
that was magnificent
p.s. JT's a cunt