Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Anyone got a decent Charity Shield stream?

There's this one: http://www.rojadirecta.es/goto/u20cup-ch05.blogspot.com/

Don't know if it's decent though.

veetlesportshd2.blogspot.com/2011/08/channel-1.html

feeling this new utd keeper

Fergie won't be delivering the module either if De Gea carries on like this.

I can see Fergie in two years repeating how he regrets not having bought Stekelenburg earlier, just as he keeps lamenting that he got Van der Sar too late.

Is De Gea wearing and old VdS shirt btw? Looks huge on him.

I wonder why the red-nosed old Scottish drunk keeps bunging secret fees to GestiFute for players like Cronaldo, Nani, Anderson, Bebe and De Gea?

Richards should've been off for that.

Yeah. It's been fairly fractious for an ostensible friendly

That was a pretty amazing team goal just then, how many passes in and around the area?

Mancini's inspirational Barry-for-Balotelli substitution looking pretty stupid now.

Yeah that was a great atrtack

This Cleverly guy looks a good player, is he English?

Lol-Kompany

'the Nani state', srsly?

Mancini won't be delivering the module either if they carry on like this, pretty lolworthy capitulation really...

Nani still the best player in the prem

http://imgnook.com/1BOo.gif

good 2nd half missed first.

Cleverly was quite impressive when he came on. Maybe he can oust Carrick this year.

Was watching Mainz/Leverkusen so missed this apart from the Dzeko goal. That goal that cozen posted above is an absolute gem tho.

Cosign on tremendousness of that goal.

never seen the game the day. spunking all over the shop at that goal.

Oh yeah wow, that's really special. You can see what they've been doing with their summer.

Cosign on tremendousness of that goal.

― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Barçaesque (on dat troll shit).

dang that goal

Maybe Little Scholesy was holding them back all these years.

btw in the interests of pedantry, the top division in English football is called the English Premier League. the Premiership is some Rugby thing or something.

Good point, can we get a title change on the 01/02, 02/03, 03/04, 04/05, 05/06, 07/08, 09/10 and 10/11 threads please?

It was the Barclays Premiership and has been the Barclays Premier League since '07/'08.

Looking forward to the official The FA Cup with Budweiser thread.

You really want this now, after the NAMING RIGHTS fiasco last season?

btw I can announce that I signed for Arsenal at the weekend - just waiting for the red membership paperwork to be completed then it'll be down to some serious badge-kissing. Obviously it would be my dream to someday return to Liverpool, etc.

Just think, when Liverpool win the title they will be pulling their shirt over your head against your will due to immense amounts of Scouse DNA.

you should see the quotes from pandemic today in the other thread

Maybe Little Scholesy was holding them back all these years.

Well, it's clearly no coincidence that we looked way more dynamic once Carrick went off. We never would have scored that goal with him on the pitch.

putting forward the scandalous motion to move this thread to ilf, i cannae be fucked clicking hither & yon

pretty sure that this thread must stay in ile as per ilf articles if association

putting forward the scandalous motion to move this thread to ilf, i cannae be fucked clicking hither & yon

Bookmarks, dude (also it's still called EPL, none of your Premiership nonsense, in bookmarks)

http://www.arsenal.com/juniorgunners/news/gunnersaurus-weekly-blog-august-8?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+arsenal-news+%28News+Feed%29

so disappointed this isn't just "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01288/SNN0907BB-6822_1288929a.jpg

Outstanding!!

Gunnersarus blog is depressingly mundane

Might have to sign up as a Junior Gunner for a copy of TJ and the Winning Goal.

gunnersaurus keeping shtoom about accidentally breathing fire on lord harris' carpetright store this wknd i see

AOC looks to be on dis ting? Said to be having a medical this week?

/rumour mill and twitter

Need some of that super quality he would bring.

aoc?

alex oxtail-chamberpot

Palacios to Stoke rumours doing the rounds as well. He'll add some much needed steel to their midfield.

nobody who has seen the super grainy footage of lampard jr and ferdinand sr trying to coerce blowjobs out of girls in ayia napa circa 2000 could plausibly argue that terry is an altogether worse category to them

My performance was on the same tape as a recording of Kieron and Frank with a couple of birds, but it wasn’t all at the same time.

I didn’t even know about what they had done, it was not all one big orgy, as was reported.

Somehow, the camera got nicked. About two weeks later I got a call from a newspaper about a video of me shagging a bird. I could have fainted.

The video was wrong, yet to me it was harmless, just part of growing up.

The truth is some women will do anything to crack on with footballers and, let’s be fair, which young players would pass up the opportunity to take them up on some of their offers?

Some birds will buy you drinks all night, strip for you, get shagged with other people in the room and do all sorts of tricks. It was highly embarrassing.

a marina hyde column describes it as 'ordering them to perform a lesbian sex show', i guess the beejes required no persuasion

also id forgotten that lampard was involved in the famous post-september 11th abuse of american tourists at an airport

these last few tweets from nakhchivan are kind of why i was curious in the first place b/c i thought the kind of behaviour i was reading about from terry was...commonplace among footballers

tweets?!

#spendingtoomuchtimeontwitter

FWIW Lex, John Terry is no longer England captain. He's actually been stripped of the captaincy twice, first for having sex with a team-mate's wife, then for alleged (ie definite, just not yet proven in a court of law) racist abuse of a black player, Anton Ferdinand. Anton's brother, Rio, was the guy dropped from the England squad altogether for having the temerity to be a bit annoyed by this.

So yeah, that lightning rod thing is pretty astute actually, although I think JT has a kind of unrepentant malice you don't get with most of yr hateful Golden Generation types.

shit title

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2011 21:58 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

suppose lfc would settle for any title tho what what

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2011 21:58 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck off back to the Europa League where youse belong

― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2011 21:58 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

psychic powers, obv

fuck off back to the championship thread where you belong

another thing about EBJT is his rheumy-eyed sentimentality (mainly about himself).

If JT could suck his own dick he'd still be pissy about it

lachrymose blubber

terry seldom actually says much of note, it's just he appears like a total dick.

sort of agree he is at worst the face of another few hundred famous players who are cut from the same cloth.

get on dis ting

"The Championship is not an option" - I Love Football off-season and transfer speculation thread 2012

just for the record, as one of the proud pillars of the traditions of lol football I fully endorse LOL JT IS A CUNT

shagging away his teammate's birds
sprouting alledged racist words
kneeing someone at the back, got himself suspended
still changed into his shirt after the final has ended
english and proud
he proclaims to the crowd
the smirk on his face
it's a fucking disgrace
at least in the end small justice prevailed
when he tried to push his way to the front but failed
that was magnificent
p.s. JT's a cunt