SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

one set of footprints leading to a broad indentation cordoned off by police tape

"that, my son, that is where my knees gave out"

why do all of these people expect me to give them "joints"

livebloggin my misery

let me crowdsource my next response to "you look just like you did in high school"

"you sure don't"

"awwwwwww. sorry"?

"my nuts have aged significantly, see?"

"i started with never giving up"

alternately: "you know I was L34h H3b3rt, right?"

this is terrible and also awesome

i still want to know where is

btw when did IFC start showing commercials during movies, and why are some of those commercials for Trojan-branded vibrators

this is kind of ruining Zodiac's vibe, so to speak

this is where zodiac and trojan-branded vibrators go to die

and that place is called the green mill event center

I will be so mad if a group of you don't all caravan over to Hit & Run

altho a large number of HSTNGS alumni trekking to a bar is likely to cause a hit & run, so be careful

real talk

mook will have my back on this, I know

mook is long gone

i am the highlander

who else is left? I see Ch3ryl is back home via Facebook

NAME NAMES

(ps why am I not asleep)

vicarious reunining

i have no idea who these people are

terrrrrible peoples

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqgXzPfAxjo

hahahahaha

I am now playing this in honor of your sacrifice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvT8fD75Rvs

(yes I am dumping random CDs into my iTunes library)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgegAcKJN8g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiXg_70rMeM&ob=av3e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPVC8Y4aJdc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHWkQI6SzW0

see there is a perfect song for everything

lol

I had forgotten how life-changing Serious Beats, Vol. 3 was for me

Oh I should NOT have gone to bed early last night, LOLLLLL!!!

jesus, i've never been back to a class reunion and i don't think i could handle it. the thought of making small talk with ppl i haven't seen in 15 years...i just.

someone actually yelled "fag" out their car window at me tonight, it was the first time in years. tbh i was riding a girls schwinn with blinking lights. and wearing my g00dwi11 uniform. but still!

and oh yeah: a few days after we moved in i was unloading a card table and chairs from my trunk. as i'm going around to open the trunk an old dude (looking v much like a sloppier dr. jakoby fyi) said hi as he was passing, only he didn't pass, and stopped dead and just stared a while. it took me forever to get the table/chairs out cuz i had a painting in one arm (idk why i didn't put it down), and i'm mucking with them for forever and he goes "well, have a good afternoon!", and i'm like "yeah you too!", but he just keeps standing there, staring at me. didn't go away until after i finally unloaded and closed the trunk and locked the car doors. kinda innocuous i guess but somehow really unsettling at the moment.

You are truly experiencing HSTNGS to the fullest

^^^ this

the encounter with the old dr. jakoby had a very http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/136/s_45709fa94f19416e89a3391cde4ce6c4.jpg kind of drawn out awkwardness. y'all weren't kidding.

We would never kid about HSTNGS. It's more like one of those things where you have to laugh about it...

people scoff at me when I tell them I grew up in a real-life Twin Peaks until I start telling stories

We didn't have a Log Lady (that I know of anyway), but that might have been all we were missing.

you've forgotten Lu Stoff3l already?

OMG LOLOL

Serious <3 <3 <3 to you for that, thank you

so, is there a curse here you guys aren't telling me about? we've had a small string of bad luck* punctuated by sort of a call-is-coming-from-inside-your-house moment last night. a few days after moving in KG's car has a $600 break down. no sooner than it's fixed, my car breaks down, so i've been biking to work all this week. (and, if we don't get it fixed/figure out reliable transportation, commuting to school=no go). my car's capacity to accelerate cuts in and out at its whim, which last night meant a pretty harrowing drive to the autofixit place**. then, we're walking home down sibley and KG receives a text, from herself, of an icon of a bicycle. yeah good joke, universe!!! this town is indeed strange and mysterious. also kind of a dick.

*(in addition to the car stuff, there has all the while been the difficulty of tracking down where my paycheck's been bumbled off to while my bank account's been sitting in the negative, but that's another story...)

**(this was dangerous and stupid and i regret it but we didn't have money for a tow)

this town is indeed strange and mysterious. also kind of a dick.

YES

I'd sell you my car but I'm in MA so

It's a 2001 Rav 4, 92K miles, manual transmission, very good condition except for scratched bumpers

i'd buy it but it's a manual transmission (and in MA). plus looking for something small...but anywho

but yeah Sara OTM, also I feel like the HSTNGS cru has done nothing but warn ppl about the vortex of weird that surrounds the town whenever it comes up