SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

the big question of course is "who hooked up?"

besides you and J3nny Ruby, that is

Oh btw humungo davidian dude was Ch4d tur3k not that other dude but who can tell the differenxe

He wants to retold my house and tell me about jesus

Reroof

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes so much more sense (somehow)

iirc he was always on God Squad

figure if you let him tell you about jesus our lord and savior while he's actually in the process of roofing then it's a p solid deal

jesus might be able to hold and suport him in his arms, but not so sure about my roof tbh

I was waiting for that

one set of footprints leading to a broad indentation cordoned off by police tape

"that, my son, that is where my knees gave out"

why do all of these people expect me to give them "joints"

livebloggin my misery

let me crowdsource my next response to "you look just like you did in high school"

"you sure don't"

"awwwwwww. sorry"?

"my nuts have aged significantly, see?"

"i started with never giving up"

alternately: "you know I was L34h H3b3rt, right?"

this is terrible and also awesome

i still want to know where is

btw when did IFC start showing commercials during movies, and why are some of those commercials for Trojan-branded vibrators

this is kind of ruining Zodiac's vibe, so to speak

this is where zodiac and trojan-branded vibrators go to die

and that place is called the green mill event center

I will be so mad if a group of you don't all caravan over to Hit & Run

altho a large number of HSTNGS alumni trekking to a bar is likely to cause a hit & run, so be careful

real talk

mook will have my back on this, I know

mook is long gone

i am the highlander

who else is left? I see Ch3ryl is back home via Facebook

NAME NAMES

(ps why am I not asleep)

vicarious reunining

i have no idea who these people are

terrrrrible peoples

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqgXzPfAxjo

hahahahaha

I am now playing this in honor of your sacrifice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvT8fD75Rvs

(yes I am dumping random CDs into my iTunes library)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgegAcKJN8g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiXg_70rMeM&ob=av3e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPVC8Y4aJdc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHWkQI6SzW0

see there is a perfect song for everything

lol

I had forgotten how life-changing Serious Beats, Vol. 3 was for me

Oh I should NOT have gone to bed early last night, LOLLLLL!!!

jesus, i've never been back to a class reunion and i don't think i could handle it. the thought of making small talk with ppl i haven't seen in 15 years...i just.

someone actually yelled "fag" out their car window at me tonight, it was the first time in years. tbh i was riding a girls schwinn with blinking lights. and wearing my g00dwi11 uniform. but still!

and oh yeah: a few days after we moved in i was unloading a card table and chairs from my trunk. as i'm going around to open the trunk an old dude (looking v much like a sloppier dr. jakoby fyi) said hi as he was passing, only he didn't pass, and stopped dead and just stared a while. it took me forever to get the table/chairs out cuz i had a painting in one arm (idk why i didn't put it down), and i'm mucking with them for forever and he goes "well, have a good afternoon!", and i'm like "yeah you too!", but he just keeps standing there, staring at me. didn't go away until after i finally unloaded and closed the trunk and locked the car doors. kinda innocuous i guess but somehow really unsettling at the moment.

You are truly experiencing HSTNGS to the fullest

^^^ this

the encounter with the old dr. jakoby had a very http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/136/s_45709fa94f19416e89a3391cde4ce6c4.jpg kind of drawn out awkwardness. y'all weren't kidding.

We would never kid about HSTNGS. It's more like one of those things where you have to laugh about it...

people scoff at me when I tell them I grew up in a real-life Twin Peaks until I start telling stories