SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

I have a DVD 4 u

Talent sgow

its sad they were from HSTNGS

Fuck u iPhone

haha with my terrible dancing

so I thought I could dance (dance) (dance) (dance)

Hahahaha

Oh teh humanity

Jesus christ

was K horrified by our high school peers

Haha k was smart enough not to go

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

plz let her know that henceforth she will be known as "Runs From HSTNGS" and "Scaredy K", depending on which one I remember when I next see her

i told a bunch of people that i had a child named henry and that he was 2 years old and 110 pounds and only ann3 b4t3man was smart enough to realize i was lying

yeah ha i can only imagine how shameful "runs from HSTNGS" would be

"from here on out i will call you "doesnt eat spoiled meat" and "good survival instincts" as a MEASURE OF YOUR SHAME"

hahahahahahaha that is awesome

I also haven't thought about Ann3 in YEARS, wau

what is that like i wonder, running from HSTNGS

hmmmmm

now if you will excuse me, this Crow: City of Angels CD needs ripping

mook and i did do a good job of telling everyone that FB couldnt make it because he was in prison, and when j03l ols0n asked me about why he had heard he was engaged i said "well yeah he is engaged to a dude named MC thats how it works in prison".

that is FANTASTIC

pretty sure that j3nny ruby is about 10 minutes from a doctor mcgillicuty induced medical coma at this moment fyi

where is this going down

so... not much has changed in 20 years there

my five year (lol u old) was at ~the island~ and man that was a trip

its sad, she was a rail thin horrible cunt

whoops i have been drinking

ha

the big question of course is "who hooked up?"

besides you and J3nny Ruby, that is

Oh btw humungo davidian dude was Ch4d tur3k not that other dude but who can tell the differenxe

He wants to retold my house and tell me about jesus

Reroof

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes so much more sense (somehow)

iirc he was always on God Squad

figure if you let him tell you about jesus our lord and savior while he's actually in the process of roofing then it's a p solid deal

jesus might be able to hold and suport him in his arms, but not so sure about my roof tbh

I was waiting for that

one set of footprints leading to a broad indentation cordoned off by police tape

"that, my son, that is where my knees gave out"

why do all of these people expect me to give them "joints"

livebloggin my misery

let me crowdsource my next response to "you look just like you did in high school"

"you sure don't"

"awwwwwww. sorry"?

"my nuts have aged significantly, see?"

"i started with never giving up"

alternately: "you know I was L34h H3b3rt, right?"

this is terrible and also awesome

i still want to know where is

btw when did IFC start showing commercials during movies, and why are some of those commercials for Trojan-branded vibrators

this is kind of ruining Zodiac's vibe, so to speak