SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

godspeed

God has nothing to do with this

PRAYING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW

no bail money forthcoming, sorry, dude

I am getting the most hilarious texts from our man

Scurvy is "our man" now?

Okay, nevermind that, I want to hear about the texts!

ditto!

good lord, I SO want to text Dan right now to see if he's still up and will report back, but of course I'm not sure the cell phone # I have for him is still current.

HOW did I not anticipate this?!

one charming lady from our class was having an earnest conversation about how sometimes you just need to "punch a fucker in the eye"

one dude spent 20 minutes talking to our boy about selling shoes

another dude has gained 400 lbs and won't stop talking about his Branch Dividian church

the DJ played "P Control" by Prince and ppl got UNCOMFORTABLE

one of our classes premier athletes has not retained her grace; she attempted to jump jump as Kris Kross instructed and ended up faceplanting

OMG LOLLLLLLL

also the only person who has said hi to me via John is one of my exes ;_; UNLOVED

belay that, my 7th - 8th grade crush just said hi ^_^

I'm just flashing back somehow to a story that FB told once on a HSTNGS thread about going to St4cy M4tul4's church and her Dad making them push shopping carts around to the song "Push It"

Whew, Dan, come on you know we all love you!

hahaha yes I remember that story

So who was this crush anyway - I promise we won't tell anyone! ;)

R0b1n C4n3ff (I keep forgetting that all happened before we started hanging out)

Oh! Well that makes sense. She was cute (and still is)!

Boy, if I related my list of crushes to you, you'd be either horrified or confused - horrified at some of them (J03 Sm1th, super-religious guy!) or confused (Uh... who?).

Hoping to hear a more detailed account of this event tomorrow, assuming John survives...

We all died

Rip class of old

how is the Hit & Run

I have a DVD 4 u

Talent sgow

its sad they were from HSTNGS

Fuck u iPhone

haha with my terrible dancing

so I thought I could dance (dance) (dance) (dance)

Hahahaha

Oh teh humanity

Jesus christ

was K horrified by our high school peers

Haha k was smart enough not to go

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

plz let her know that henceforth she will be known as "Runs From HSTNGS" and "Scaredy K", depending on which one I remember when I next see her

i told a bunch of people that i had a child named henry and that he was 2 years old and 110 pounds and only ann3 b4t3man was smart enough to realize i was lying

yeah ha i can only imagine how shameful "runs from HSTNGS" would be

"from here on out i will call you "doesnt eat spoiled meat" and "good survival instincts" as a MEASURE OF YOUR SHAME"

hahahahahahaha that is awesome

I also haven't thought about Ann3 in YEARS, wau

what is that like i wonder, running from HSTNGS

hmmmmm

now if you will excuse me, this Crow: City of Angels CD needs ripping

mook and i did do a good job of telling everyone that FB couldnt make it because he was in prison, and when j03l ols0n asked me about why he had heard he was engaged i said "well yeah he is engaged to a dude named MC thats how it works in prison".

that is FANTASTIC

pretty sure that j3nny ruby is about 10 minutes from a doctor mcgillicuty induced medical coma at this moment fyi

where is this going down

so... not much has changed in 20 years there

my five year (lol u old) was at ~the island~ and man that was a trip

its sad, she was a rail thin horrible cunt