washing your junk after sex

at that point you can see the stink lines

who are you, giorgio nutodor

i rarely have the problem above tho. I shower every day you see. sometimes more than once.

xpost lol

It's fucking great to be locked together and eventually fall asleep after, with the atmosphere, bodily fluids, heat, love, all still there in between youse.

I knew of a lady who liked morning sex and would get dressed afterward, occasional secretions still leaking down her legs beneath her skirt or slacks. She told me it reminded her of the prior night's (or morning's) lovemaking so she liked it. I liked her attitude.

I voted male/don't wash, but most of my experience has been with condoms which inherently make matters much tidier.

that's worse, you smell like latex then and that's pretty unmistakable

ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experience

lack of imagination imo

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2KvpC8hIBE0/S_97nJpTqKI/AAAAAAAAA5Y/D-9gRKP251A/s1600/romantic-bubble-bath-ideas.jpg

but then you just have to wash up from the washing up, makes no sense

lack of gold bathtub imo

do you have to wash up after cuddling? how about after a massage?

like I said, lack of imagination

i kind of like that there's an implied solitary dimension, almost like a what these hands hath wrought period of lone reflection outside of the room

also i would always wash up after cuddling if i wasn't wearing protection

http://sixuntilme.com/blog-mt1/images/April07/cable_knit_sweater.jpg

ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experience

lack of imagination imo

ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experience

otm, afterwards I go out to the back and stand on a bare concrete slab and she turns the hose on me and yells a lot, it's good times

http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Buffalo-Bill-Silence-of-the-Lambs-525x350.jpg

yeah we're saving up for a pit but until then it's the slab

Interesting that so many people enjoy marinating in their own spunk or drawing out the sacred act of lovemaking into a ritual cleansing ceremony. Most times I either fall asleep or get the hell out of there

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/fx/one-night-stand-illo-0209-lg.jpg

speaking of pastrami-flavored contraceptives, I ripped open a condom package a couple of weeks ago that smelled like peanut butter.

when I see this thread title I hear it sung to the tune of Syd Barrett's "waving my arms in the air"

lol why do I have this thread bookmarked

lol otm

oh hey new answers in... oh, I have this bookmarked too

with the bookmark brouhaha I decided to look to see what I had bookmarked, since that's functionality I rarely use, and this thread was near the top

lol

tw1zt3d p0llst4rt3r 2 tapered off pretty quickly. not very twisted, imo.

"sometimes it smells like penguins"

withdrawal in disgust is not the same thing as apathy

this thread is a delight

I just want you all to know that thanks to this thread, when I was caroling last year, I couldn't sing The Christmas Song without hearing "nutsmell wafting off my partner's face" and wanting to laugh

also I don't really want to be noticing my nutsmell wafting off of my partner's face as I'm trying to eat bacon

― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 2:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sometimes it smells like penguins after sex
sometimes it smells like penguins after sex
sometimes it smells like penguins after sex
sometimes it smells like penguins after sex
sometimes it smells like penguins after sex

i can't stop laughing at all of this

well i mean,

man for a thread about balls this is taking a weird turn

― frogbs, Wednesday, August 3, 2011 12:53 PM bookmarkflaglink

Good snapshot of frogbs’ bad posting years

for the record, most of my posts in this thread were trolling

I never shower/wash after sex. Can’t be arsed. I prefer to have a smoke.

great revive

i must be hanging out with the wrong penguins.

the other day I was at the grocery store in the vegan section, and looked upon the shelves of nutcheese, and thought immediately of this thread.

please advise

can't, too busy lolling at "nutcheese"

i apologize to any and all vegans on ilx reading this thread

any fellow uncircumcised kings who do not wash after sex are asking for a visit from the yeaster bunny

is that what this is

put it that way: would you go to sleep wearing a pair of damp socks?

that way? this way

circumcised kings go to sleep wearing damp socks like this, cueball princes go to sleep wearing damp socks like this

Well i no longer want my hummus

Donate it

I keep a clean house, me; visitors need not wipe their feet upon leaving