hyperbole, by j0rdan s.

haha i got all excited that there was some new next level quiddities and agonies but them was let down to see those posts were a year old

i save up that thread and read it (and the articles linked) during my slow-ass thursday nite dj gig

sanchez running qb draws for TDs is quite literally the most aggravating thing on earth

― J0rdan S., Sunday, November 13, 2011 9:56 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark

this is one of my favorite thread

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if they really serve enchiladas w/ flour tortillas in south carolina they should just shut the whole state down

― yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Thursday, November 17, 2011 10:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

there literally is not a human being worse than someone who roots for the jets

― yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you were looking for the truth bombs thread i think

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_good_word/2005/11/the_word_we_love_to_hate.html

I literally can't imagine a bigger waste of my time than reading some smug columnist describe the feedback loop around the word "literally"

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I literally can't imagine a bigger waste of my time than reading some smug columnist describe the feedback loop around the word "literally"

― upright shitizen's brigade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 18, 2011 9:59 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha

GO JETS

i think we all wish the jets godspeed on their current trajectory

spiralls otm

baby is actually playing like an overgrown six year old

― bern notice (J0rdan S.), Monday, May 9, 2011 8:07 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^this is one if my favorite ever jordan posts

i was more repulsed by an ad i saw for dunkin donuts' tuna sandwich than i was by the homeless man masturbating on the train three seats down from me

― J0rdan S., Thursday, July 5, 2012 9:08 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

that thread's filled with choice h by j's

how is this a real human being? someone detonate a car bomb in 'flatiron'

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:47 PM

lol

i can only imagine the hyperboles flying at the cell the other night with j0rd and morbs

i'd be more willing to consider an argument that richard nixon is the best president in the history of america than i would that there's a better fast food burger than in n out

― J0rdan S., Thursday, July 5, 2012 8:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

i think about alexa von tobel once every few months

I knew I had a coffee maker and some Holder's House Blend coffee in my cupboard somewhere so it was about time I tried it out. Honestly, the coffee wasn't so bad. I was so used to my morning corner-coffee shop routine that I forgot how much I enjoyed a simple cup of joe in my apartment before I left for work.

take this pot of coffee and pour it on your face

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

hahahahahaaa

anyone who thinks biggie is wack is actually mentally retarded

― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, July 10, 2010 2:34 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

JSOTM

lol

<3 this thread

garibay is a terrorist

http://i.imgur.com/N5vXI.gif

god, so excited every time this is bumped

he's toying with us now

I REGRET NOTHING

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, April 2, 2010 4:53 PM

there was a period in my life where I drank 10 diet cokes a day

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

what in the living fuck

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:32 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drinking 10 diet cokes a day sounds roughly as bad to me as just outright being waterboarded with diet coke

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:33 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not hyperbole imo

not proud of what I've done

the sad thing is that for as gross as this piece is, it seems like a pretty garden variety, like, naive white journalism student pitch

i'm more taken aback by the entire existence of "hire me grantland" -- my life has been permanently changed more or less

― J0rdan S., Thursday, November 29, 2012 9:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

any publication that puts amanda palmer in its top 50 should be classified by the pentagon as a terrorist organization

― J0rdan S., Monday, December 10, 2012 9:09 AM Bookmark

i have trouble participating in this thread bc i am so inured to hyperbole, by j0rdan s.

dude developed a distinctive posting style and you can't even recognize

that one is particularly beautiful

i knew this thread would get bumped for that post as soon as i read it

and me as i wrote it but i'm not letting the machine becoming sentient stop me

that dog latin post should be an imprisonable offense irl

― d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Thursday, January 24, 2013 6:21 PM

knew it would be that

what thread

77 tracks of 2012

oops i meant what thread is the og doglatin post. i never saw it despite all the talk

this was the post that was c/p'd into the thread, w/ context:

"Inspector Norse" is one I didn't get until I heard it out and then it all made sense

― these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Monday, December 3, 2012 9:59 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's not to get? who doesn't want to hear the soundtrack to a giant robot goose stomping down the street in celebration at having thwarted an insidious space attack?

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, December 3, 2012 10:02 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

ok my control f is faulty

lmfbo @ that descrip

this halftime show is seriously the nadir of life

― J0rdan S., Sunday, March 3, 2013 11:15 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

duvet tu brute

it's annoying for 3 mins but then after you have a perfect new bed!

im trying to learn to love tidying up

not coming naturally

I've never not my bed. Unmade beds look like they have ketchup and food and shit spilled on them.

would go to SABR meetup if it was just a bunch of grandfatherly guys telling stories

― call all destroyer, Saturday, January 30, 2010 3:44 PM

well in that case you could just meet morbs for lunch

― Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, January 30, 2010 3:46 PM

i've forgotten most of the things i should slap my friend j0rdan around for

especially after seeing him eat

miss this

what is even happening to us as a nation if there's no hyperbole, by j0rdan s.

not hyperbole, just lovely

the man was truly one of a kind. moreso than even his opinions or personality, what i will remember most about bill is that he was a walking history book. it's not an exaggeration to say that a piece of new york died today as well. it will surprise no one who knows either him or me that he was constantly incredulous over me not knowing basically anything about much of the pop culture that made him who he was -- our conversations were classes for me, punctuated by impressions of bygone actors whose lines he would recall from memory and with recite relish. many ppl know he once dabbled in stand up comedy -- he was in his own way a performer at heart. he soaked up such an incredible amount of new york culture that you cannot access online -- mets games from the 60s, richard pryor stand up sets from the 70s, yo la tengo hannukah shows, WMFU call in shows, leather parties... i'm barely scratching the surface. his memory of these things was so clear. and he never let up, even as he got sick and the world became cruel to him. i was decades younger than him, much healthier, and he made me feel like i was wasting my life in this city. he would drag me to mets games, to movies, even when it was obvious that simply climbing the concourse stairs at citi field was taking its toll. there simply isn't very many people like him left in new york. there are many things killing this city, but people like bill are taking history with them, and we will never get it back.

his appetite for introducing ppl to things was just voracious. i believe the last time we saw each other was earlier this year when he took me to see gregg araki's "totally fucked up" at moma. loved it, still think about the movie often, and it's something i never would have done otherwise. lord knows how many times he had seen it, how easy it would have been to not ride the subway an hour into manhattan on a cold weeknight. i got there late (typical), and since bill proudly refused to own a cell phone, i wasn't sure if he had actually made it. even as the lights went up, i thought maybe i would just be left to walk out alone into the night. but of course, that was never the case. a hand shot up and waved at me.

i will miss his companionship, i will miss knowing i was even a small part of what made him want to criss cross brooklyn queens and manhattan, and i will miss learning from him. he had an incredible run given the cards he was dealt, and yet it's still far too soon. he was a legend to everyone who knew him. rest in peace morbs <3

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, October 21, 2020 10:44 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

thanks mookie <3

Yeah that’s a wonderful tribute.

<3

Good stuff

yeah, i loved reading that too. thanks, j0rdan.

beautiful post

yes -- beautiful tribute

<3 that’s beautiful J0rdan