Mary is strapping on a rubber penis. "Blink 182 from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft."What happen to Blink 180?"
"He was torn in two by a bull dyke. She could cave in a lead pipe."
"And Blink 181?"
"Chewed to bits by a famished candiru in the shadow in the background of the moor. And don't say 'Don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head' this time."
― preschoolin' life (BradNelson), Thursday, 4 August 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 4 August 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. You're already the voice inside my head.
― System, Thursday, August 4, 2011 7:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― Peepee Soaked Heckhole (zachlyon), Friday, 5 August 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
I seriously don't hear any "th" at all, I'm listening through a pair of beyerdynamic dt 231s
budding ears of crystal here
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, August 4, 2011 12:35 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i have the same headphones!
i swear he's saying it different...like sometimes it's "the" and sometimes it's "a"
need a third option in the poll
it's definitely "yead" tho
― om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 August 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 5 August 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0V6an.gif
― markers, Friday, 5 August 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY&ob=av2e
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 5 August 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― markers, Friday, 5 August 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
"a" was robbed!
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 5 August 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
Surpised at the low turn out in this poll of the century tho tbh
ahhhhh @ aero's review
that said completely offtm, A+ song would listen again
― Notinnymane (k3vin k.), Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link
also whoa man i'm reading "Zooey" right now too
― Notinnymane (k3vin k.), Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
i've been singing this around the house, doing it in the different voices
― fappin' duke (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 6 August 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link
i would have voted if someone told me where in the video this happened
― fappin' duke (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 6 August 2011 02:53 (twelve years ago) link
can we do it again?
:D
― markers, Saturday, 6 August 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/tomdelonge/status/99577970611601408
― markers, Saturday, 6 August 2011 07:00 (twelve years ago) link
dude are you aware one of these dudes has a talk show now
http://fusemusic.com/hoppus/
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 8 August 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
i knew he had some kind of a show -- didn't know it was a talk show lmao
should watch it probs
― markers, Monday, 8 August 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
i know someone who was set to be a guest on that show but i don't think it happened in the end.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 8 August 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
i like to think they reconsidered because of my razzing.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 8 August 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
you should go on there strongo
― markers, Monday, 8 August 2011 03:23 (twelve years ago) link
well it's been my goal to get into the basic cable pop culture show talking-head game for a while now
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 8 August 2011 03:24 (twelve years ago) link
his guest tonight was 3 Doors Down
that's just how he's living
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 8 August 2011 03:24 (twelve years ago) link
i would have a lot to say about 3 doors down, for instance
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 8 August 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link
most of it would be unfit for broadcast, but nevertheless
I'M HERE WITHOUT YOU BAAAAYYYBAAAAY
― markers, Monday, 8 August 2011 03:29 (twelve years ago) link
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, August 8, 2011 4:26 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark
I just wrote an impassioned email to Warren Buffett begging him to bankroll this show - I pitched it to him as "Captain Strongo's Palace of Pain" just fyi
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 8 August 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
Interesting... I always thought it was "a" but I hear the "th" now.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 8 August 2011 04:11 (twelve years ago) link
it's "the"
― am0n duul ii (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
I missed this poll, but it was flawed as both options were incorrect. The correct answer is "the voice inside moy 'ed".
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link
i saw these dudes live with maura last night and she was like, "it's totally 'the'"
#maura otm
― mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
:D :D :D :D :D
― markers, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
maura otm
did they play this btw?
totally
couldn't stop laughing during the chorus, honestly.
― mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
also tom was accessing a cure-ish guitar tone for the coda in lieu of a piano, it was pretty great
plus lasers and rain
― mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link
― mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Monday, August 8, 2011 12:35 PM
<3
― markers, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link
hoppus on music is the most pathetic show in the history of television
― om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link
lol i had no idea it was actually called "hoppus on music." it sounds like a column from the saturday evening post or something.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
he had chad smith and flea from the chili peppers on and he told them that blink 182 had never had a #1 on the modern rock charts because there was always a chili peppers record out that kept him from being number one, it was some real sad alt-rock salieri shit
he also had travis barker on as a guest and he asked barker for some hip hop recommendations and he said odd future
― om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
sounds amazing to me
― markers, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
it was originally called "a different spin" but was retooled and retitled recently. the original co-host is this comedian i went to college, true story she was my love interest in a student film! she was funny on the show and it had a decent relaxed vibe when it was an hour long, now it's just a half hour and kind of a bland nothing.
― some dude, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
!
― markers, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:02 (twelve years ago) link
so you're basically best friends with tom delonge
ok, it was my voice inside his yed, i admit it
― some dude, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link
true story: I wept when I read this post
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link
it'll be ok *shoulder pat*
― markers, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
it was some real sad alt-rock salieri shit
irl lols
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
i think mark hoppus is pretty cute, full disclosure