How Do We Feel About Matt Damon?

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every nation is fucked in the long run; where would you draw the line matt damon?

w/ a ridiculous and almost much impossible to change constitution

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

when did bieber corner the market on emo hair

honestly hopin more dudes rock balhead Damon steez now

davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

never question estela's doings

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

america is hopeless that's why I'm focusing on africa

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

good luck with that

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

feeling pretty confident that we will be imprisoned in cages by robots no later than 2030 so im not too worried

max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

estela's only reading this thread because she's the real jason bourne

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

god has forsaken this earth, what up moon and mars colinization

davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

m bison btw if i am ever in your part of tx i will buy you a drink and make you bitch with me about school stuff

horseshoe, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

i thought estela was doing some esl teaching iirc?

horseshoe, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

haha my wife and I are nothing if not indefatigable sources of school bitchness

xp

davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

estela is having books published in languages iirc

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

does your wife teach too?

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

*rain abruptly stops, solitary shaft of light emerges from clouds to shine down on ilx*

yeah guys... i think things are gonna be okay

*gets murdered by private law enforcement for stealing sunlight*

Magic (Lamp), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

and then calling the publisher and saying 'you look tired today'

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

my wife is a school psychologist, she on that other level

davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

*gets murdered by private law enforcement for stealing sunlight*

― Magic (Lamp), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 10:45 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark

okay lol

horseshoe, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

y'all laugh but lamp is actually from the future

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

Philip K. Lamp

how did he get out of his cage

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

lol

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

he's not trying to save us, merely get us acclimated to our future of suburbs with armed guards and razor wire fences and really excellent charter schools

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

he's a bit late then

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

<3 all u in this thread

and matt damon

davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

I <3ed Matt Damon long before this thread, but now I like him more for even being vaguely associated w this ongoing conversation.

xxxp max, last year i signed up to get tesol certification and the next thing i knew i was selected to go to korea on an all expenses paid study trip. one day we were driven around on a bus and the bus company was called bs tours.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

HI Y'ALL I'LL JES CHILL ON THIS ROCK

http://barefoot.provocateuse.com/images/photos/matt_damon_04.jpg

livin in my own private Biden hole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

proud of u estela *tips hat*

max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

why are you wearing a hat.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

is it a thinking cap.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

pfft no it is a top hat

max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

a bosthoon's hat.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://listsoplenty.com/pix/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Mr-Peanut.jpg

me irl

max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

how did you end up in the trailer for return of the planet of the apes.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

i mean rise of.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

late to the party but that clip is great and that article about him and water made me love him forever maybe?

g++ (gbx), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

thats a photo of me dashing off to be in the trailer for rise of the planet of the apes

max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

you certainly look dashing.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://confederatearticles.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dandy.jpg

apes, indeed *raises one eyebrow*

Magic (Lamp), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

like I am a fucking masochist who reads the local education news stories and every comment is like WELL IF THESE PARENTS WOULD JUST DO THEIR JOB or IF THESE LAZY TEACHERS blah blah it's like, is there an area of policy which so many ppl believe there is only one easily identified problem and it's out of sheer malicious negligence that it doesn't get fixed?
― davon cuul II (m bison), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:48 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

i thought tea party folks and libertarians take this approach to EVERY issue

btw hawaii doesn't link school funding to local property taxes IIRC.

by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Both look great in that photo, I must say.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

Matt Damon likes Boise and teachers so of course I have to like him!

fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

nine years pass...

Watched Ford v. Ferrari - his face now looks like it was carved out of ham.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 31 October 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

This is worse than the fucking car commercials pic.twitter.com/u53fjVPbw7

— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) January 3, 2022

Isn’t Damon supposed to be an environmentalist?

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 3 January 2022 18:26 (two years ago) link

Matt wisely chose to receive his compensation in non-crypto currency, therefore minimizing the environmental impact of his making that ad.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 3 January 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

pic.twitter.com/kuYvznq0AK

— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) January 19, 2022

Crypto.com, which froze withdrawals yesterday, announced that someone hacked the platform for $15 million in ether (4,600 ETH).

This money is now being laundered through Ethereum mixer Tornado Cash in batches of 1,000 ETH

lol!

calzino, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 06:29 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

He was very good in “Air”.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 10 April 2023 20:34 (one year ago) link

I re-watched Elysium two nights ago having not seen it since it was new. Angry, ripped working-class goon Damon in a really gritty (like, you can almost smell it) sci-fi story of class warfare. The ending falls apart, but he's good throughout and Jodie Foster is a very good villain.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 10 April 2023 21:04 (one year ago) link

https://imgur.com/gallery/dVFsroE

StanM, Monday, 10 April 2023 21:14 (one year ago) link


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