every nation is fucked in the long run; where would you draw the line matt damon?
w/ a ridiculous and almost much impossible to change constitution
― iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:41 (twelve years ago) link
when did bieber corner the market on emo hair
honestly hopin more dudes rock balhead Damon steez now
― davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link
never question estela's doings
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link
america is hopeless that's why I'm focusing on africa
― iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link
good luck with that
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link
feeling pretty confident that we will be imprisoned in cages by robots no later than 2030 so im not too worried
― max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link
estela's only reading this thread because she's the real jason bourne
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link
god has forsaken this earth, what up moon and mars colinization
― davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link
m bison btw if i am ever in your part of tx i will buy you a drink and make you bitch with me about school stuff
― horseshoe, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link
i thought estela was doing some esl teaching iirc?
― horseshoe, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link
haha my wife and I are nothing if not indefatigable sources of school bitchness
xp
― davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link
estela is having books published in languages iirc
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
does your wife teach too?
― iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
*rain abruptly stops, solitary shaft of light emerges from clouds to shine down on ilx*
yeah guys... i think things are gonna be okay
*gets murdered by private law enforcement for stealing sunlight*
― Magic (Lamp), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
and then calling the publisher and saying 'you look tired today'
my wife is a school psychologist, she on that other level
― davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
― Magic (Lamp), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 10:45 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark
okay lol
― horseshoe, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link
y'all laugh but lamp is actually from the future
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:47 (twelve years ago) link
Philip K. Lamp
― it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:47 (twelve years ago) link
how did he get out of his cage
― iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link
he's not trying to save us, merely get us acclimated to our future of suburbs with armed guards and razor wire fences and really excellent charter schools
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link
he's a bit late then
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link
<3 all u in this thread
and matt damon
― davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link
I <3ed Matt Damon long before this thread, but now I like him more for even being vaguely associated w this ongoing conversation.
― it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
xxxp max, last year i signed up to get tesol certification and the next thing i knew i was selected to go to korea on an all expenses paid study trip. one day we were driven around on a bus and the bus company was called bs tours.
― estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
HI Y'ALL I'LL JES CHILL ON THIS ROCK
http://barefoot.provocateuse.com/images/photos/matt_damon_04.jpg
― livin in my own private Biden hole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
proud of u estela *tips hat*
― max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
why are you wearing a hat.
― estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
is it a thinking cap.
pfft no it is a top hat
― max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
a bosthoon's hat.
― estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://listsoplenty.com/pix/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Mr-Peanut.jpg
me irl
how did you end up in the trailer for return of the planet of the apes.
― estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
i mean rise of.
late to the party but that clip is great and that article about him and water made me love him forever maybe?
― g++ (gbx), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
thats a photo of me dashing off to be in the trailer for rise of the planet of the apes
― max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link
you certainly look dashing.
― estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
http://confederatearticles.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dandy.jpg
apes, indeed *raises one eyebrow*
― Magic (Lamp), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
like I am a fucking masochist who reads the local education news stories and every comment is like WELL IF THESE PARENTS WOULD JUST DO THEIR JOB or IF THESE LAZY TEACHERS blah blah it's like, is there an area of policy which so many ppl believe there is only one easily identified problem and it's out of sheer malicious negligence that it doesn't get fixed?― davon cuul II (m bison), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:48 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
i thought tea party folks and libertarians take this approach to EVERY issue
btw hawaii doesn't link school funding to local property taxes IIRC.
― by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link
pretty boy HAS to play Whitey Bulger
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/10/ben-affleck-matt-damon-bring-whitey-bulger-to-the-big-screen/
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:22 (twelve years ago) link
Both look great in that photo, I must say.
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
Matt Damon likes Boise and teachers so of course I have to like him!
― fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link
Watched Ford v. Ferrari - his face now looks like it was carved out of ham.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 31 October 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
This is worse than the fucking car commercials pic.twitter.com/u53fjVPbw7— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) January 3, 2022
Isn’t Damon supposed to be an environmentalist?
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 3 January 2022 18:26 (two years ago) link
Matt wisely chose to receive his compensation in non-crypto currency, therefore minimizing the environmental impact of his making that ad.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 3 January 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/kuYvznq0AK— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) January 19, 2022
Crypto.com, which froze withdrawals yesterday, announced that someone hacked the platform for $15 million in ether (4,600 ETH). This money is now being laundered through Ethereum mixer Tornado Cash in batches of 1,000 ETH
This money is now being laundered through Ethereum mixer Tornado Cash in batches of 1,000 ETH
lol!
― calzino, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 06:29 (two years ago) link
He was very good in “Air”.
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 10 April 2023 20:34 (one year ago) link
I re-watched Elysium two nights ago having not seen it since it was new. Angry, ripped working-class goon Damon in a really gritty (like, you can almost smell it) sci-fi story of class warfare. The ending falls apart, but he's good throughout and Jodie Foster is a very good villain.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 10 April 2023 21:04 (one year ago) link
https://imgur.com/gallery/dVFsroE
― StanM, Monday, 10 April 2023 21:14 (one year ago) link