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i think as usual with these things, finishing him off as soon as poss is the way forward. the good thing about the mission is it gives you a semi even if you fail it, which is handy...

-- CarsmileSteve (carsmilestev...), November 1st, 2004 11:16 AM. (later)

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I can see it both improving my mood and urging me to action. I would touch the stumps, but I *would not* put my finger anywhere near the mouth.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), November 2nd, 2004 8:11 AM. (spencermfi)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

haha - dick cheney otm!

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), November 3rd, 2004 7:24 PM. (later)

(from the official election thread)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

haha i KNEW that would end up here

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry, it had to be done :)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

you can now get 7/1 on kerry and lengthening.
-- Ed, November 3rd, 2004 3:47 PM.

Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i have a soft spot for turps due to a 3 year period i spent out of my mind

-- bulbs (michaelparkinso...), November 8th, 2004 12:33 PM. (later)

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, they might decide to blow people instead. Not a very heart-warming prospect.

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), November 8th, 2004 3:05 PM. (epicharmus) (later)

the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

WHY DO LIBERALS HATE LEFT JUSTIFICATION?!?!

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...) (webmail), November 8th, 2004 5:38 PM. (Alex in SF) (later) (link)

Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

quality is in the eye of the beholder gaz. however i can objectively say that it is quite large

-- the surface noise (slight return), November 9th, 2004 4:36 PM. (electricsound) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

yay

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Rob Da Bank takes John Peel's old slot (59 new answers, last at 10:41 am, 59+ unread)

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

x-post Ha ha, a settee!

-- Nemo (jdevereux...) (webmail), November 11th, 2004. (link)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 12 November 2004 09:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh do lets leave Laura Branigan out of this!

- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 3rd, 2003.

Bumfluff, Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think I'd like a liberal BJ.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 23rd, 2004 9:27 AM. (nickdastoor)

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Monday, 15 November 2004 08:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Not just licking and sucking, Starry, also CHEWING!
Joooooiiiiiiinnnnn usssssssss

-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...), March 5th, 2004 10:58 AM. (Madchen)

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks guys! and congratulations sean on your big piece!

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), November 25th, 2004 1:04 PM. (slutsky) (later) (link)

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 25 November 2004 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

truly we are living in the best of all possible worlds!
-- s1ocki (slytus...), November 25th, 2004.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 26 November 2004 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

at least be a bit more timely, jesus!

-- trigonalmayhem (trigonalmay...), November 30th, 2004 10:05 PM. (trigonalmayhem) (later)

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

what's all that other stuff down there? how long has it been there?

-- dave225 (right.knewi...) (webmail), December 2nd, 2004. (later) (link)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Yeah, I know they're big, hence I don't paste them straight on.

-- Sick Mouthy

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

six months from now, I am going to do nothing but hang out in the park on summer afternoons and hustle twelve-year-olds.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 25th, 2004 4:17 PM. (dayan)

Steely Zan (AaronHz), Sunday, 26 December 2004 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link

"I have to say the idea of a "mere blowing session" really appeals to me for some reason."

-djdee

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 6 January 2005 04:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned's winky always comes in handy.
-- Shmool McShmool (shmuel...), January 5th, 2005.

yeah, Thursday, 6 January 2005 07:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I also did not get ass.

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 7th, 2005 8:47 PM.

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

gygax gives me one every day.

-- American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (power.strik...), January 10th, 2005. (deangulberry)

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd prefer to think of it as a 12" resting on his monstrous chin
-- Riot Gear! (speed.to.roa...), January 12th, 2005 1:33 PM. (Gear!)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i was waiting for that.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh my God. President Bush is my mom.
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 14th, 2005

Masked Gazza, Friday, 14 January 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I like "trim," too.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), November 4th, 2004.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I might, if sufficiently lubricated, try the spider thingy.

-- Hunter (thhii...), January 15th, 2005 9:32 AM.

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link

...Maybe I can poitn you to some nice parts. Do you like sausage?

-- .ada.m. (adamr...), January 20th, 2005 10:47 AM. (nordicskilla)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaha

()ops (()()ps), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

What's a good birth control?

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), January 22nd, 2005 7:58 PM. (Nowell)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 22 January 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

My penis is fancy.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), January 26th, 2005 11:06 PM.


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I want what's yours
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 26th, 2005 11:06 PM.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 January 2005 00:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow, you came in just under an hour!

-- Paul Eater (list...), February 2nd, 2005 8:41 PM.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Adam, when you let enough pale internet types to see each other nekkers, they go crazy.

Yeah probably, that's why mine's deliberately small and sterile. I don't see anyone going crazy over that. :)

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-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 3rd, 2005 7:03 PM. (Autumn Almanac)

I am very very sorry.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link

So, which one would you guys rather have if you had to have one? I think I'd go with the gay mermen.
-- Mickey (modestmicke...), February 11th, 2005.

Masked Gazza, Friday, 11 February 2005 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Boy that cow looks spooky when it's all blown up and shit.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (acewhiskeyinexil...), February 12th, 2005 6:13 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///

Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I've not been to this Honey Hole!
-- Morley Timmons (summerbabe82...), February 12th, 2005 12:07 AM

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 05:48 (nineteen years ago) link

DING DONG WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
-- Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyza...), February 11th, 2005.

Aaron A., Monday, 14 February 2005 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

When my eyes hit Jess's use of the phrase "funky ass" I decided not to read the rest of this thread. That has to be the peak.
-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), September 20th, 2004 5:24 PM.

stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i wanna hang with him in his private movie theatre!! we'd have good times, i think

-- s1ocki (slytus...), February 15th, 2005 9:20 PM.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 06:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I can do it any night of the week, Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday. After 7.30 is best on Tues/Thurs.

-- Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyza...), February 14th, 2005 9:16 PM.

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm just going to stand around with my legs spread rrreeeeaaallllyyy far apart.

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), February 18th, 2005 2:39 PM. (Nick A.) (link)

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Stop using your hands! Use your box!

-- Casuistry (chri...), May 26th, 2004 3:43 AM. (Chris Piuma)

My hands hurt from using my box!

-- roxymuzak (roxymuza...), May 26th, 2004 3:44 AM. (roxymuzak)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

His Willie obsession was HUGE though.

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), February 21st, 2005 1:27 PM. (Matt Helgeson)

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I am full of chicken. Ah.

-- Trayce, February 27th, 2005 8:36 PM.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:04 (nineteen years ago) link

That doesnt even sound rude, yeesh ;P

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:07 (nineteen years ago) link

cool. do you know how i could go about getting some?

-- j-dizzle (thamusicman...), March 1st, 2005 12:53 PM.

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link


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