Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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Basket Weaver.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Friday, 29 July 2011 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

There is an oompah band that plays at our local German club called Sound Investment.

moley, Friday, 29 July 2011 05:56 (twelve years ago) link

Batman Begins
Cest La Vie
Panera
Charlottesville
Gray's Anatomy
Breaking Pangea
Howie's Band
Soulpatch

pigeonstreet, Friday, 29 July 2011 09:46 (twelve years ago) link

CHARLOTTESVILLE, hahahaha... (Funnier if, like me, you've lived there)

Bag
Opposable Thumbs

Clarke B., Friday, 29 July 2011 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

the phones

kkvgz, Friday, 29 July 2011 12:31 (twelve years ago) link

Cancelled

Siegbran, Friday, 29 July 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

A young band who wants to play their debut gig at one of my nights have decided to call themselves Ride. When I warned them, their reply was "But they split up AGES ago!"

I feel old.

Luckily I got them to change it.

Post-Manpat Music (dog latin), Friday, 29 July 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, on a forum I encountered a kid who wanted to call his punk band The Undertones and refused to listen to the suggestion that they could do with a rethink

Colin Allstations (PaulTMA), Friday, 29 July 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

Howie Mandel and the Offroaders

pigeonstreet, Friday, 29 July 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

The Zunes

Nordstrøm

pigeonstreet, Friday, 29 July 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

DJ Ambient

pigeonstreet, Friday, 29 July 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

Crazypants

Jared and the Fedora Band

Rhythmzone

pigeonstreet, Friday, 29 July 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

Standard Deviation
Quick Start Guide
Complimentary Towels

Siegbran, Friday, 29 July 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

The <first name> <last name> Project,

where the name is the band leader.

nickn, Friday, 29 July 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

One time when I was a kid I wanted to start a band called Hawkwind.

bamcquern, Friday, 29 July 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

Health and Safety.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

Blanding

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

Beige Dockers

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

beadz

estela, Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

Actionable

corey, Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

Permalink

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

Risk Of Injury

billstevejim, Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

Just Jammin'

nickn, Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

Suggest Band

First it's the schwa, but then what? (Eazy), Saturday, 30 July 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

Tracy Chapman

First it's the schwa, but then what? (Eazy), Saturday, 30 July 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

The Dustjackets

ILX Point Never (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:23 (twelve years ago) link

Utah

fit and working again, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

ten months pass...

Wait For Reboil

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

AOL Free 50 Hours

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

The Accountants
The Consultants
The Compound Annual Growth
The Annuities
The Mutual Funds
The Synthetic Financial Derivatives Band

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

The Augers

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

The Hidden Profits

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

Don't Overspice

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

The Public Access Band

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

The Internets

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

The Grapes of Wrath
A Minor Bird
The Caged Bird Sings
The Road Not Taken
Rosebud Was His Sled
A Dream Deferred
She Walks In Beauty

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

Inland Revenue Website

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

Goat's Head Group

Morrissey & Clunes: The Severed Alliance (PaulTMA), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

Blank White Paper

A high school friend of mine named his non-existent band this

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

guess how he thought of the name? he explained and it was a tough moment for everyone at the table

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

Then the band split up and he formed the supergroup Blue Bic Biro?

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

The Leveraged Buyout

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

Stone

MarkoP, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

Hands in the Air

MarkoP, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

Mom

deadcandace (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

dadrock

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

heterosexual dad

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

Cool Ranch
The Brochure
Taupe
Furniture Store

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

The Shower Curtain
New Car Smell
Soggy
The Hairballs
Dust Mop
Things on Top of Things
Two Guitars, Bass, Drums, and A Guy Shouting

Ashes, Pits of Ashes (leavethecapital), Thursday, 7 June 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

Mom's Shawl

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 7 June 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link


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