zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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Her mom was Eileen Hayward on Twin Peaks, the wheelchair-bound mother to Donna (Lara Flynn-Boyle).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, September 20, 2006 9:00 AM (2 years ago)

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Her dad did some sort of production work with it, IIRC

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

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― Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, December 19, 2008 3:32 PM (16 minutes ago)

dude, you've gotta know urbandictionary > wiki by now

suggesteban loaiza (k3vin k.), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

^^ nice attempt to keep up with shasta xp

s1ocki, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

gyllenhaal dad also worked on twin peaks, that show was like the nexus of indie actor bs for the '00 era

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Just filling out the information, s1ocksta

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

okay, is that footage from The Happening real?!

― sad man in him room (milo z), Friday, December 19, 2008 3:37 PM (20 minutes ago)

yes, yes it is

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

the climax of the movie involves, in part, them somehow OUTRUNNING THE WIND just fyi

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Zach Braff's dad played BOB

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

michael cera's grandfather is david lynch

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I wish Major Briggs was a real person I could take fishing.

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

He's only Gillian Anderson's dad

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

angelo badalamenti is actually the brother by marriage of zack galifianakis' dad

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

every time i open this thread and there's another lame joke instead of a picture of zooey deschanel, a part of me dies

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

(the penis)

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

She's very beautiful and, like most very beautiful women, is condemned to a life with inferior males.

Her film ALL THE REAL GIRLS is surprisingly terrible.

the pinefox, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Spoken like a firmly heterosexual male

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't find her 'very beautiful' though neither is she belle-laide, she's just very, very alluring.

She looks and sounds severely retarded and/or drugged throughout the entirety of The Happening.

Used to great effect on the RiffTrax version of The Happening.

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

My friend was a semi-friend of hers in college and wanted desperately to get in her pants. Now he says that she was smelly but I think that's just sour grapes.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

As a firmly heterosexual male, I'm not sure how else I ought to speak.

the pinefox, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

will never marry

youn, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Wasn't a criticism, PF, just an observation!

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Her dad did some sort of production work with it, IIRC

He directed a few eps.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:54 (fifteen years ago) link

was kind of a sexist comment i think, certainly a weird one, but wvs.

very hard not to do 'i thought you were supergay' joek here.

xp

Usic Has The Right To Children (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

every time i open this thread and there's another lame joke instead of a picture of zooey deschanel, a part of me dies

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:20 (1 hour)

this thread had finally convicned
me, way too late, that nabisco is not otm

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Hahaha I have only ventured one opinion here, about thinking Emily might be cuter

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Granted I've only seen it once, and it was some years ago, but I really liked All the Real Girls. It seems to get a lot of hate.

Gukbe, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i really want to see the happening now

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link

you don't! that little compilation is brilliant, but when watching the film itself, your soul will be crushed.

Gukbe, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Uh, sure, Nabisco.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I have no idea which position you're taking with that picture, man! I think it all comes down to how strongly defined you like your facial features, really. Also whether or not you imagine a childhood where Zooey is always being huge-eyed and quirky and attention-grabbing and Emily is sneering around being annoyed with that.

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

her eye makeup is terrifying in that picture

horseshoe, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.piotrpix.com/files/images/Raccoon%207_0.preview.JPG

Mr. Que, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Emily is just Zooey + 8 years + a week dead + on coke

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link

terrifyingly PRETTY

umm okay that is a somewhat how-you-say "dramatic" makeup job there, but honestly, there is no picture anyone will ever find on the internet to back up any assertion that Emily Deschanel is anything other than pretty good looking

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I think it all comes down to how strongly defined you like your facial features, really.

Could be. It's kind of amazing that they are sisters, actually, since Emily looks totally unremarkable to me, and Zooey induces instant affection.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost - also I am happy to admit that as far as default facial expressions go, I probably have come to prefer "thoughtful appraising squint" to "wide-eyed, giddy, slightly stonerish"

xpost - "totally unremarkable?" -- this seems like madness -- there are days when i'd think that of them in reverse!

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Unremarkable doesn't mean unattractive, btw -- just kind of, you know, standard Hollywood actress.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link

^^ see, not that this is the issue, but the person in that picture who looks more like people I see in my everyday life is ... on the right

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I may also be affected by a sense that Emily could kick Zooey's ass, even after she lost weight/hips during a Bones off-season

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i may be having problems with my browser. but that last pic Mr. Que posted looks like zooey deschanel next to an enormous pink hexagon.

oh no, wait...

Mo Money Mo Konjic (Roberto Spiralli), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link

nabs, I thought you were making the argument that you were pro-Emily b/c she was more everydayish?

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link

No no, I haven't said anything like that!

It's spectacularly unimportant, I just kinda like her better. I'm guessing it's like 40% jaw-related and 30% squint-versus-wide-eyes-related. Either that or I'm just old or something.

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Also I've watched Bones several times

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:39 (fifteen years ago) link

to me that last pic says it all, Z's hair is darker and shinier, her skin is whiter and clearer, her eyes are bluer, Emily looks like her boyfriend has cheated on her whereas Z just looks like she wants away from her weird sister

i watch Bones btw

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Yes Man was very good.

Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link

this chick brings out the challops in me

cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link

brings me out in challops I mean, dangit

cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link


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