zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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She looks and sounds severely retarded and/or drugged throughout the entirety

― You go, Squirrel TM (latebloomer), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:28 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cozwn, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Whoah: I always thought she went to my college after me, but now that I look, I think she spent her year there while I was still around

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

okay, is that footage from The Happening real?!

sad man in him room (milo z), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

DTF more like

Usic Has The Right To Children (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

haha, sorry... not to get all suzy on you but she's a friend/partner of a bro.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

She so pretty.

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

sasha u tap or what

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

whoa

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

shasta did u tap it or what

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

^ Max is having a little trouble with the internet today

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link

that looks like a bad movie, but it doesn't stand up to the "greatest hits" from the wicker man remake.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

O_O its friday and i neeeeed to get out of here O_O

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Anybody else watch the terrible Sci-Fi Channel Wizard of Oz remake?

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

haha, no tapping. but she knows hella Twin Peaks trivia.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

The weird white jumpsuit is from Hitchhiker's Guide.

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Her mom was Eileen Hayward on Twin Peaks, the wheelchair-bound mother to Donna (Lara Flynn-Boyle).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, September 20, 2006 9:00 AM (2 years ago)

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Her dad did some sort of production work with it, IIRC

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

DTE may refer to:

* Data terminal equipment, a telecommunications instrument that interfaces with computers
* DTE Energy, a power company based in Detroit, Michigan, USA
* Dithioerythritol, a chemical compound with two reducing SH-groups
* DTE80, a Microsoft VStudio automation library

― Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, December 19, 2008 3:32 PM (16 minutes ago)

dude, you've gotta know urbandictionary > wiki by now

suggesteban loaiza (k3vin k.), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

^^ nice attempt to keep up with shasta xp

s1ocki, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

gyllenhaal dad also worked on twin peaks, that show was like the nexus of indie actor bs for the '00 era

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Just filling out the information, s1ocksta

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

okay, is that footage from The Happening real?!

― sad man in him room (milo z), Friday, December 19, 2008 3:37 PM (20 minutes ago)

yes, yes it is

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

the climax of the movie involves, in part, them somehow OUTRUNNING THE WIND just fyi

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Zach Braff's dad played BOB

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

michael cera's grandfather is david lynch

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I wish Major Briggs was a real person I could take fishing.

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

He's only Gillian Anderson's dad

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

angelo badalamenti is actually the brother by marriage of zack galifianakis' dad

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

every time i open this thread and there's another lame joke instead of a picture of zooey deschanel, a part of me dies

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

(the penis)

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

She's very beautiful and, like most very beautiful women, is condemned to a life with inferior males.

Her film ALL THE REAL GIRLS is surprisingly terrible.

the pinefox, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Spoken like a firmly heterosexual male

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't find her 'very beautiful' though neither is she belle-laide, she's just very, very alluring.

She looks and sounds severely retarded and/or drugged throughout the entirety of The Happening.

Used to great effect on the RiffTrax version of The Happening.

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

My friend was a semi-friend of hers in college and wanted desperately to get in her pants. Now he says that she was smelly but I think that's just sour grapes.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

As a firmly heterosexual male, I'm not sure how else I ought to speak.

the pinefox, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

will never marry

youn, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Wasn't a criticism, PF, just an observation!

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Her dad did some sort of production work with it, IIRC

He directed a few eps.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:54 (fifteen years ago) link

was kind of a sexist comment i think, certainly a weird one, but wvs.

very hard not to do 'i thought you were supergay' joek here.

xp

Usic Has The Right To Children (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

every time i open this thread and there's another lame joke instead of a picture of zooey deschanel, a part of me dies

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:20 (1 hour)

this thread had finally convicned
me, way too late, that nabisco is not otm

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Hahaha I have only ventured one opinion here, about thinking Emily might be cuter

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Granted I've only seen it once, and it was some years ago, but I really liked All the Real Girls. It seems to get a lot of hate.

Gukbe, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i really want to see the happening now

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link

you don't! that little compilation is brilliant, but when watching the film itself, your soul will be crushed.

Gukbe, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Uh, sure, Nabisco.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I have no idea which position you're taking with that picture, man! I think it all comes down to how strongly defined you like your facial features, really. Also whether or not you imagine a childhood where Zooey is always being huge-eyed and quirky and attention-grabbing and Emily is sneering around being annoyed with that.

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

her eye makeup is terrifying in that picture

horseshoe, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.piotrpix.com/files/images/Raccoon%207_0.preview.JPG

Mr. Que, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link


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