Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight

you know guys i haven't seen the curious case of benjamin button but it looks mad fuckin gay and here is a youtube clip of 12 monkeys and brad pitt seems way funnier in this shit

I was gonna say what about this is not true but ethan beat me to it

Morbz and and what finally agree - they hate a movie neither of them have seen

seriously gtfo this thread with that bullshit

juggaloker is completely unfair, i don't think he's ever even seen faygo.

xp: we both saw Batman Begins

juggaloker sounds like a morbs-ism too

fwiw morbs i thought the action cutting in batman begins was really lame too but dude stepped up his game for this one.

shakey, go see Seven Pounds

ethan is my Fight Club Pitt alterego, only he turned out more like Arnold Stang

see what does that even mean? it's hilarious but what does it really mean.

ethan i understand being so skeptical of a hyped movie that you want to not see it and still be able to piss all over it, but at a certain point you can't have your cake and eat it too. see the movie or stfu.

ledger's joker is funny, but funny in the same way that ddl was funny when he said YOU WILL BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM AN OILMAN~

imo

i mean this is why i only trolled the Borat thread for a few posts and then moved on.

ledger's joker is funny, but funny in the same way that ddl was funny when he said YOU WILL BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM AN OILMAN~

^^^ i still have not seen this movie because i feel like i can't quite take ddl seriously at all but it's supposed to be serious

but i mean when friends of mine are all saying dramatically like "I WILL DRINK YR MILKSHAKES!" and it's supposedly a serious good cinema treat i am like wtf i don't think i can handle that.

i mean effectively they made it sound like every scene was the "i've made every mistake a middle aged man can make" faux-pep-talk al pacino gives in any given sunday quite frankly.

wait are you asserting that TWBB isnt supposed to be funny

actually, PT Barnum-Anderson said he wanted to hear people laff at DDL. but it's still "serious"

thats why there will be blood is so good, its funny in that weird way

xp

i didnt think it was that good btw but i think it is like... a comedy that makes u think

like robocop

xp: except for the last 20 mins, which just stink

i don't know what i'm asserting!! i'm asking for guidance i guess because i thought it was a serious movie and not supposed to be funny but i can't even look at ddl w/o laughing tbh. you guys are reassuring me but i'm still not sure that i wouldn't rather just watch any given sunday

xpost lol @ robocop

actually in all honesty maybe this is just a bigger ish in general: ddl is just inherently hilarious to me, by existing

i <3'd twbb btw

and robocop

and the pacino speech in ags

schef I haven't seen the football movie but Screaming Al is spot-on funnyserious in Angels in America

Dr Morbius, aren't YOU supergay?

not to change the subject or anything but I would rep for batman 1966 over burton batschlang

that stuff is pure gold

xp: except for the last 20 mins, which just stink

― Dr Morbius, Friday, December 19, 2008 5:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is obviously otm. there are loads of films that are ruined by their ending. but are there any where the ending saves a film that would otherwise be terrible?

morbius you should probably not watch "the football movie" because it is the definition of a movie you'd hate.

also saying ddl is any more inadvertantly hilarious than al fucking pacino who in fact invented the game is kinda nuts

"I wanna watch scarface but pacino seems to be overacting a little"

i hated batman begins

man that's too bad, this is a tight movie. it's only half-heartedly a batman movie tho

LIFE...IS A GAMEOFINCHES. SO IS FOOTBALL. BECAUSE...INEITHERGAME...LIFE OR FOOTBALL...THE MARGIN OF ERROR IS SO! SMALL!

xpost i find ddl more inherently hilarious than al pacino because i have never seen anything in which ddl wasn't just a completely ludicrous presence to me whereas i have seen movies in which al pacino was not just like lol-worthy what is this

i mean i know pacino invented this game but i've never seen ddl not be playin it. plus he does it in this poncier fashion by dint of having a different face and voice than pacino.

THAT'S WHAT LIVIN IS...THE SIX INCHES IN FRONT OF YR FACE!

^^^ btw that's what she said, al pacino!

that was sneaky of him having a different face and voice than pacino

I don't mind middling comic-book movies, but graphic-novel movies do make me long for Adam West.

I dunno schef, I dislike skateboarding and drag queens but liked Lords of Dogtown & Paris Is Burning.

DDL is funnier in interviews: "I researched oilmen from 100 years ago so I could do a John Huston impression for 3 hours"

why do you ppl never have 2-year threads about Chinatown?

Dr Morbius, aren't YOU supergay?

― the pinefox, Friday, December 19, 2008 12:44 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is cracking me the fuck up right now

that was sneaky of him having a different face and voice than pacino

― Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, December 19, 2008 12:51 PM

i wish he wouldn't do that basically

morbz do u like north dallas 40? c'mon mac davis + football it's golden!

why do you ppl never have 2-year threads about Chinatown?

um internet was not around in 1973 yo

morbius i could go revive the chinatown thread and move our al pacino v ddl conversation over there if you like

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/arpanet-5.jpg
check it out dave, some asshole is saying he's glad LBJ died

what's wrong with YOU today Shakes? Chinatown is around now. New is the new boring.

I never saw North Dallas 40 OR Semi-Tough. Paper Lion, yes.

how about little giants?

why don't we all stay here and talk about chinatown

man does that one scene make my nose hurt

Chinatown carries on existing in...Chinatown

I watched The Last Detail last night if you wanna talk about that.

don't bother, it's chinatown

the original longest yard is unfuckwitable too, but i'm pretty pro-70s burt reynolds in general