Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight

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if you think some myspace angle shot andy dick soundalike joker beats that seriously go kill yourself

― Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, December 19, 2008 12:12 PM (51 seconds ago)

^^^ dude i don't even know what you mean by this but quite frankly i DO think that description actually sounds f'ing hilarious and beats jack nicholson.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean ok i havent seen dark knight but im watching clips right now

what the fuck is this? this isnt funny

meanwhile this flashback from the mostly boring batman beyond movie is the best shit ever (warning 10 minute long video but its super fkn awesome)

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i pasted the wrong youtube clip up there i meant this dark knight video

okay.... joker?

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

needs a prince song

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

crap, crap, crap, crap, crap... THIS, i like

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

"vicki waiting" is a good song

anyway i liked dark knight.

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

the biggest problem with burton's first batman is that is such a terrible prince song that i can't get past it

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

wasn't morbz making the point that nu-batman sux cause of all the fast-moving whatnots

Edward III, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link

lol you whippersnappers and your fast-cut action sequences in my day we just had claymation out-of-scale monkeys chasin girls and we were happy with it goddamnit

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe i was being too hard on nicholson, but doesn't anyone else start to get bored with older 80s action flicks sometimes...like just in terms of ACTION, it's all so stiff.

road warrior, always fresh

Edward III, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i like fast moving whatnots and stuff that looks rad ninja stylee

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link

really every morbz could just be replaced with "you whippersnappers"

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link

YESSSSSSSSS... action sequences edited by Cuisinart where one cannot tell who is where doing what to whom are well-fucked. Keep it on yr joystick.

also Batcave dweller ian says TDK "dragged a bit" -- DANGER

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean ok i havent seen dark knight but im watching clips right now

wait, you haven't seen TDK

Edward III, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Keep it on yr joystick.

^^^ haha how rude, don't make this thread dirty

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

no dogg i talk about that upthread

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Keep it on yr joystick.

LOL this is the most cranky old man shit basically ever

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

didnt wanna see it cuz i hated batman begins + it looked supergay

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

^stopped clock, right

retroactive Oscar for Jim Carrey's Riddler plz

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

morbs, the thing is, i am nearsighted, don't play video games, and can happily sit thru any manners of films, and i could still follow what was going on in the action sequences in these movies.

retroactive Oscar for Jim Carrey's Riddler plz

^^^^ kiu :D

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

The point of the Joker isn't that he's funny and if that is your only metric for measuring his performance, you don't actually understand the character; even super-hammy Jack Nicholson's Joker was more than "haha I'm crazy".

Also, Ledger's Joker is often hilarious in the movie and most of his funniest scenes come about in direct contrast to other things happening in the movie.

retroactive Oscar for Jim Carrey's Riddler plz

I liked Carrey's Riddler but this is really fucking wrong.

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah but ian's favorite album consists of 50 minutes of some new zealanders hoovering their carpet

Edward III, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link

really do think everybody should watch this clip mark hamill >>> all yall

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link

haha the pencil scene was hilarious to me btw and also yeah if you are just watching batman for lolz then that is fair enough but again this falls under what i said to tuomas: what do you think these characters are exactly, and is it fair to fault films because of something they're not actually TRYING to be?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

"Also, Ledger's Joker is often hilarious in the movie and most of his funniest scenes come about in direct contrast to other things happening in the movie."

youtube or gtfo, all the shit people told me was funny wasnt funny whereas im l-a-f-f laffin right now thinking about "he's at home WASHIN HIS TIGHTS!!!!"

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i watched the pencil scene on youtube back when tdk 1st dropped and didnt get it, maybe its funnier in the context of this boring ass movie full of uptight tards like christian bale and aaron ekhart

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

dude nothing anyone says about this is going to make you laugh because the funny shit his joker doesn't isn't OMG LOOK AT ME I AM WAAAAAAAAACKY HILARIOUS!!! which seems to be what you want out of this character.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

why dont you see the movie instead of judging it from like 3 clips on youtube

s1ocki, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

his joker doesn't? his joker DOES

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

best bisexual Latino Joker:

http://www.the-isb.com/images/SurfJamsJoker2.jpg

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

why dont you see the movie instead of judging it from like 3 clips on youtube

― s1ocki, Friday, December 19, 2008 12:26 PM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

because it looks supergay and i hated batman begins and nobody on this thread can make a good case for it beyond making it sound like the matrix or some shit

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

im sure you've already made up your mind to hate it so maybe dont bother... but way to ruin a movie before you've already seen it!!

s1ocki, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

this is like the argument with tuomas, there's a place in the world for both types of films and if you prefer one to the other that's cool but let's not turn this into a "this is not the ethos of the batman" argument except about the joker.

xpost i don't get why you are on a thread, specifically about a movie you haven't seen, because it's weird to come onto a thraed and be like "this other vaguely related movie is so much better i am guessing" tho i guess it wouldn't be ilx without retarded bs all the time.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

"you know guys i haven't seen the curious case of benjamin button but it looks mad fuckin gay and here is a youtube clip of 12 monkeys and brad pitt seems way funnier in this shit"

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

I hated batmang begins too but you should see TDK and not on some compressed to fuckshit youtube clips

it doesn't bring the lulz tho it's bummer alley

Edward III, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

is this like the first time u guys have ever met ethan? he called in sick today and hes bored

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

"you know guys i haven't seen the curious case of benjamin button but it looks mad fuckin gay and here is a youtube clip of 12 monkeys and brad pitt seems way funnier in this shit"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, December 19, 2008 12:29 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dunno this sounds fair to me too

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm having a slow day at work max and am passing the time by my time-honored tradition of baiting ethan dude.

xpost ok it was a bad example fine

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

lol xp dont worry ima go get hangover cheeseburger i a minute so yall can jackoff sesh about juggaloker in peace + quiet

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

you know guys i haven't seen the curious case of benjamin button but it looks mad fuckin gay and here is a youtube clip of 12 monkeys and brad pitt seems way funnier in this shit

I was gonna say what about this is not true but ethan beat me to it

Edward III, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Morbz and and what finally agree - they hate a movie neither of them have seen

seriously gtfo this thread with that bullshit

There was even a brief period when I preferred Sally Forth. (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

juggaloker is completely unfair, i don't think he's ever even seen faygo.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

xp: we both saw Batman Begins

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

juggaloker sounds like a morbs-ism too

s1ocki, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

fwiw morbs i thought the action cutting in batman begins was really lame too but dude stepped up his game for this one.

s1ocki, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

shakey, go see Seven Pounds

ethan is my Fight Club Pitt alterego, only he turned out more like Arnold Stang

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

see what does that even mean? it's hilarious but what does it really mean.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

ethan i understand being so skeptical of a hyped movie that you want to not see it and still be able to piss all over it, but at a certain point you can't have your cake and eat it too. see the movie or stfu.

grinchyschneider (some dude), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

ledger's joker is funny, but funny in the same way that ddl was funny when he said YOU WILL BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM AN OILMAN~

imo

cankles, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean this is why i only trolled the Borat thread for a few posts and then moved on.

grinchyschneider (some dude), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link


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