cool story bro time...
my brother and I went to the wnba all star game this afternoon, and we showed up early so some lil dancer ladies were like DO U WANT TO DO SOME ON COURT STUFF and I like UH and my brother was like SURE.
so after halftime, we get ushered to the behind the scenes area and we are strapped to each other with a bungee cord (important detail) while helmeted. we are to try and pull each other off balance while we are making baskets.
so we are out there and I'm like...not gifted at ballin (our patron saint Matt Bonner, hail matty). I'm tryina shoot one handed and like brickin point blank. at some point, Liz Cambage from Tulsa comes out to pull my brother off balance. I tried to get in a tug of war with my brother, and he yanked hard while I was holding on. CUE ROPE BURNS AND EXCRUCIATING PAIN. I made all of one shot and he made 4, thus earning him $100 in jamba juice dollars. I will receive a wnba prize package in the mail. hope I get some fuckin ace bandages, this shit hurts like a mug.
― davon cuul II (m bison), Saturday, 23 July 2011 23:12 (eight years ago) link
oh we basically missed the whole second half for that, so first half action was dope, Diana taurasi was jackin all kinds of threes. angel mccoughtry did this sikk self alley op off the backboard, she was stuntin.
― davon cuul II (m bison), Saturday, 23 July 2011 23:14 (eight years ago) link
btw Liz cambage is app. 90 feet tall
― davon cuul II (m bison), Saturday, 23 July 2011 23:16 (eight years ago) link
that's an amazing story!!!! is this on youtube?
― can afford a drug lifestyle ----► (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 02:35 (eight years ago) link
how did maya play?
― can afford a drug lifestyle ----► (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 02:36 (eight years ago) link
I doubt it's on youtube, it was tv timeout stuff
she played ok I think, but simeone Augustus was busting some mad dribbles
― davon cuul II (m bison), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 04:16 (eight years ago) link
I never got my wnba prize pack
I need to go to some silver stars games before this league folds or it'll be all my fault
thinking I should see em play the sparks, Candace Parker can ball
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:34 (seven years ago) link
live access is a stinkin' 14.99 for the whole season, so I bought that, pretty stoked because I've wanted to follow the league but national broadcasts are pretty spare
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 17 May 2014 16:32 (five years ago) link
interesting article on diana turasi and playing in russia, where they give her >10x the money she makes in the WNBA
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:15 (four years ago) link
Ron Artest was also there with his wife and i got to say hi to him, he is a nice guy.― forksclovetofu, Thursday, June 21, 2007 6:28 AM
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 00:47 (four years ago) link
yall this storm-mercury series is fuckin BALLER
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 03:43 (eleven months ago) link
i feel like every game has been competitive, taurasi and sue bird been doing some cagey vet shit, stewart and bonner gunning each other, griner seems unstoppable at time
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 03:44 (eleven months ago) link
the other series was great, too, but it was all p much contingent on is della donne was healthy to play bc she ownnnnnnnnns
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 03:45 (eleven months ago) link
sue bird was en fuego in the 4th, crazy performance.
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 04:03 (eleven months ago) link
Sue Bird is the oldest player in the @WNBA.That didn't stop her from dropping FOURTEEN in the final 5:48 to send Seattle to the Finals 🔥 pic.twitter.com/jCqw1cyDsB— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) September 5, 2018
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 18:15 (eleven months ago) link