like i remember going to county fairs and shit and there being booths where people had made bootleg batman buttons where they didn't even get the symbol right and still selling out of them.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
even carnies know a good thing when they see it, i guess.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
My dad was such a Batman stan (since the 60s) that he bought the soundtrack. It's not the first Prince album I would have chosen to hear all the way through. Probably stopped me from going beyond his singles for a few years afterwards.
― Strictly vote-splitting (DL), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link
Adam West rules, you cretins
― you call it trollin' i call it steamrollin' (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link
Anyone who didn't watch the early 90s Captain America on syfy last night really missed out. It was like the Room of superhero movies -- the female lead even looked like Lisa.
― online pinata store (Nicole), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link
morbs no one was even talking about adam west.
haha nicole i think marvel tried to bury that in the 90s? or maybe that was the fantastic four movie? they are both TERRIBLE in a room-esque way, yes.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link
I still haven't seen the Corman Fantastic Four movie, I would love to see if it lives up to Captain America.
― online pinata store (Nicole), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
it's very weird to me that they were so aghast at the 90s c.a. and f.f. movies and yet they let the dolph punisher movie run free.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
this has nothing to do with anything but i will take any mention of dolph to post it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY6GvTY7E5U
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
the Corman FF movie is hilarious
― No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
To be fair I don't think Dolph's Punisher is any worse or more ridic than any of the other Punisher movies.
― online pinata store (Nicole), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
i implore everyone to watch that youtube clip if they've never seen that movie
then i implore everyone to watch that movie
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
OMG WHAT IS THAT MOVIE?
― online pinata store (Nicole), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
dolph punisher is bad, but it's really just regular 80s cheese bad - the corman fantastic four was literally shot in a cave for no money
― DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED (Princess TamTam), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
nicole, allow me to introduce you to the wonders of "showdown in little tokyo."
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
I am going to go check and see if it is on netflix on demand right now...
― online pinata store (Nicole), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
it's not. :(
― online pinata store (Nicole), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
it's on the bottom shelf of pay cable every now and again but i would recommend adding the dvd
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
will do
― online pinata store (Nicole), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWKnJcotkG0
someone should let michael mann know that his movies look like dolph lundgren DTV flicks now
― DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED (Princess TamTam), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
r.i.p. brandon lee its so sad he liked big dicks on men
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
dolph lungren has an advanced degree in engineering
i read that in the utne reader when i was in high school
― goole, Friday, 22 July 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
so you know he can lay some pipe
― goole, Friday, 22 July 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 22 July 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
i want to have a viewing party where we all watch dolph lundgren movies
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
then, ritual suicide pact
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
Okay that Dolph clip.
Meantime:
and yeah, the hype for this was insane. i was too young to really live through star wars hype, but i don't remember anything being so...saturated for so many months before the thing premiered.
Remember crowds going crazy for the trailer. And it was a good trailer. (Was there even music? I think that made it seem more flat out intense.)
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 July 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
my reaction to that clip: o_O
― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
it's the "on a man" part that always gets me. so many questions.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
maybe he owned horses when he was younger
― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
or was a slaver who specialized in pre-op M->F transsexuals
― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
a decent screenwriter would have made the slaver connection more apparent
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
Dolph's appreciative "Thanks!" is being underrated here
― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
I guess I don't understand macho camaraderie because I don't think complimenting my partner on his dick size would come anywhere near my list of potential last words to exchange.
― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
i wish there was a clip of the sex scene between dolph and cassandra from wayne's world.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
it's like someone saw the asian porno from the beginning of videodrome and thought hmmm classy.
"Don't get killed" is their "As You Wish", isn't it.
― online pinata store (Nicole), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
That Fantastic Four one from the 90s is bootlegged, right? I just watched the trailer again and it's definitely good for lols
― mh, Friday, 22 July 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
(old guy voice) 9 year olds these days have no idea how good they have it, with comic book movies coming out every which way! i remember when i was a kid reading about the punisher movie or the fantastic four movie and being so excited...and then having to wait like three years for them to come out on video and then THEY SUCKED SO BAD.
― tylerw, Friday, 22 July 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
Marvel did a couple straight to television features that were kind of special. Hasselhoff as Nick Fury in one, and another one that was supposed to be the Generation X characters if I remember correctly.
― mh, Friday, 22 July 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link
haha every thread on ilx is about the 90s now huh
― stepmomster (Lamp), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
tylerw otm
― DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED (Princess TamTam), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
thats the pernicious influence of strongoization at work
^^^this. man as a kid I just could NOT understand why there were not superhero movies coming out all the time, I was dying to see them. now they're everywhere. unfortunately the vast majority of them suck.
― No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link
i would read about things like the 90s capt. america movie coming out like in the letters section of the comic (or stan lee's little goofy newsletter column) where it'd be like "there's a movie coming out! we don't know anything about it!" funny how clueless marvel seemed to be about all their properties at that point.
― tylerw, Friday, 22 July 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
the level of terrible, sucky comic book movies has gotten much better! c.f. the last punisher movie versus the lundgren version.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 22 July 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
Omg the Captain America with the guy from Space Mutiny is on Syfy now.
Bridge Largemeat! Splint Chesthair! Smash Lampjaw! Rip Slabcheek!
― online pinata store (Nicole), Friday, 22 July 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
the first movie is a total mess - veers wildly in tone, character motivations make no sense, plot has literally no regard for a coherent sequence of events, majority of the acting is terrible etc
Batman Begins, you mean.
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link
nrq, are u such a relentless horndog in your published crizizism?― you call it trollin' i call it steamrollin' (Dr Morbius), Friday, July 22, 2011 2:43 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― you call it trollin' i call it steamrollin' (Dr Morbius), Friday, July 22, 2011 2:43 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
lol no. i could ask you the same qn tbqh!
― only bad dog on the street (history mayne), Friday, 22 July 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
so how did those early-mid 90s marvel adaptations happen? my theory is that corman et al were sitting on 5- or 10-year marvel licenses that had been drawn up in the mid-'80s when comic-book movies were not in vogue. then with the crazy success of batman they rushed them into production (captain america maybe was even in production during batman pre-release hype?). my question is did marvel have to sue to keep the corman fantastic 4 from seeing proper release? or did corman himself deem it unreleasable?
seems like another world. now even 2nd-rate marvel characters get $300 million movies.
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it's weird to think how early in burton's career the two batman movies were. i mean w/ the first one he was fresh off of beetlejuice.
― by another name (amateurist), Friday, 22 July 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link