Donuts roundly considered

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Cousin Hoshi? Oh christ, there's another branch of the family I have to feel guilty about not keeping in touch with.

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 8 May 2005 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

You are forgiven, exonerated, given the nod, ect..

The Asian Fallaize, tend to be quite secretive. The name, written in kanji, translates as "He who fries frogs."

The "Fallaize", aka "frog cookers" are revered in Asian culture.

If you, Matthew, should ever tire of your mundane existence in mundane Ormskirk and go to Asia and learn to milk goats with your distant kin...

Approach the border. Smile. Raise your hands. RUN! SCREAM! "I'M A FALLAIZE!"

You will either be machine-gunned to death or welcomed with open arms.

Hoshi, Sunday, 8 May 2005 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Goats are not milked in Asia. The bride's father is milked for all the goats he can offer up as dowry to rid himself of the unpleasent and lazy thing he spawned so many years ago, when releasing milk of a different kind.

MSW (MSW), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

i thought this was about j dillas album donuts at first and i was like yea ok im feelin this

sleep, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

this morning i saw the donut wagon do a u-turn. i was not satisfied.

electricsound, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:27 (eleven years ago) link

Jim, that's heart-rending.

Michael White, Friday, 4 April 2008 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

this is a wonderful threadstart from aimless thanking u bro

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 April 2008 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

This is my cue to awkwardky entwine my legs at the ankle, lower my gaze to my shoes and blushingly murmur, "Aw, shucks."

Je refuse. The last time I did this I fell down. Luckily for me I fell flat on my face, so the damage was limited.

Aimless, Saturday, 5 April 2008 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

That's what you say! We had to re-grade that entire section of the driveway.

Michael White, Monday, 7 April 2008 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

Which was, of course, the problem, if you hadn't been so relentlessly insistent on paving the driveway with snuff in the first case then the whole thing would have blown over with minimum embarassment.

Matt, Monday, 7 April 2008 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

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