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BUMMMMMMMMMMP!!!!

am0n, Saturday, 15 September 2007 03:52 (sixteen years ago) link

<3DR. PHIL<3

Confounded, Saturday, 15 September 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry I've been on a world tour for several months. I'd like to personally welcome myself back, it's good to see me again. Please post your questions here and I will galvanize you to "get real" with my thoughtful and considered response, and may God have mercy on our souls.

Dr. Phil

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Dr. Phil, Friday, 21 September 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

^

Dr. Phil

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Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Can you imagine consummating your lust for this young man in a dark pulsing room playing some non-stop sexual music, perhaps tribal house?

max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:59 (sixteen years ago) link

my body wants him so bad
my body wants him so bad
my body wants him so bad
my body wants him so bad
my body wants him so bad

Pablo A, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:47 (sixteen years ago) link

how do your thighs when you think of him?

am0n, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link

what was the deleted (locked?) dr. phil thread?

jergïns, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:19 (sixteen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gLFyk_GkLiY

bug, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 06:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Sigh, life.

Confounded, Thursday, 21 February 2008 08:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil thinks only four boys can put out that burning fire.

johnny crunch, Thursday, 21 February 2008 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

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jergins, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Sigh, life.

-- Confounded, Thursday, February 21, 2008 3:03 AM

am0n, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1255/drphilrh1.jpg

Dr. Phil, Friday, 3 April 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

how can a person feel good again with ptsd anxity depression anger hate guilt and shame i was sexually abused as a child and as an addddult

goaty (harbl), Friday, 3 April 2009 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link

dr. phil how to i get over my cripping sense of shame

ulne, Friday, 3 April 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link

how do i know if i'm gay

goaty (harbl), Friday, 3 April 2009 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link

is it ok to date 2nd cousin

paul yarboro, Friday, 3 April 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

how can i be gay?

andy, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Why does that guy keep looking at me? I was looking over his shoulder a minute ago at the croissants on the counter, but he thought I was staring at him. So he gave me this angry look, like "why are you staring at me?" In response I made a really obvious adjustment to my sitting position, making it clear that I was in fact looking OVER his shoulder at the croissants. Then this guy snaps his newspaper really loudly and rolls his eyes, as if I did something wrong. I couldn't believe the nerve of the guy - I admit I made a mistake at this point - so I stared him down for a bit. He ignored it for a while, but then we made eye contact again. This time I looked straight at him, unblinking. He lowered his paper a bit and said "....what?" I told him the truth: "Last time I was looking at the croissants. This time I'm looking at you." And now he won't stop looking at me. What do I do Dr. Phil?

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

how do i tell him i love him

sexy_1, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

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Dr. Phil, Friday, 3 April 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Question: can any Jehovah Witnesses be down with Dr. Phil?

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

This Dr. Phil thread would be awesome if Dr. Phil ever responded

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link

i bet it's not even the real Dr. Phil

goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

b-b-but that's the real Dr. Phil in the photo, isn't it?

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Harbl, IT'S THE REAL DR. PHIL. Look at the username.

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

ok maybe

unregistered you can only ask questions if you are a registered user. also are you a jhvh witness?

goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

1. my jhvh question was an oh-so-witty Gravediggaz reference, y'see.

2. click on my profile & you'll see that I'm just a registered user posing as an unregistered user. that's THE ONLY WAY you can tell me apart from all the Geetika Pants and Munazzir Hashmis of the world.

3. I'm not a JW, and I've never even seen one at my door. my old congregationalist church still sends me a newsletter every month, so technically they still own my soul.

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link

yes i can tell you are a registered user that's how i can yellow card and suggest ban you

goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link

dr. phil, was that a dis?

ulne, Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

hi jergins

Dr. Phil, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil, Saturday, 4 April 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

thinkin baout signing all of my posts w/ dat pic. how long b4 bannage takes place

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link

lol its the smuggest photo i've ever seen <3<3

wilter, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

aint nothing but a gangsta party

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Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil has galvanized millions of people to 'get real.'

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

billions

Dr. Phil, Thursday, 16 April 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link

it's only billions if you count the octuplets, you big padder.

estela, Thursday, 16 April 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

she will not go with me to the culb

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 16 April 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

galvanize me to "get real"

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Thursday, 16 April 2009 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link

did Dr. Phil go to school with Dr Morbius

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

they roomed together at Dr school

j@gg3r th3 d@gg3r (stevie), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link

he never answers
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barfy (harbl), Saturday, 25 April 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link

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THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18766

fantazy land (harbl), Sunday, 10 May 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Dr Phil what was your most stormy extra-marital affair and have you had sex with Oprah

^ Z S on the internet here (Z S), Sunday, 10 May 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

?

Dr. Phil, Monday, 22 November 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Is a Feeder Normal?

I am very overweight and had a hard time in high school. Then I went away to College and met a guy who was an Extreme Feeder. We met at a College mixer, It was strange cause he passed right over all the other girls and made a bee line straight for me. He was 6 feet tall a trim 180 pounds and he was very good looking. I knew about guys who preferred fat girls but I never met a guy who was as obsessed as he turned out to be.

He was so romantic and I really liked his personality, to tell you the truth I was falling in love with him. We had a few wonderful dates and I could not resist his advances any more and I made love for the first time. It was the most overwhelming experience of my life, he totally loved every inch of me. He made me feel like the most beautiful Goddess there ever was!

Things were perfect at first but then he slowly started to show me his sexual perversions. He told me that he LOVED my fat, that FAT and SEX were the same to him. He loved to take me Fast Food Hopping, we would hit all of my favorite places first White Castles, KFC and then Pete's Pizza. My biggest problem is that I am a compulsive binge eater and this guy was going all out to encourage me to over eat. He would order two meals of my favorite food and he ate practically nothing himself and would encourage me to eat more! He told me that to see me on an eating binge was a HUGE turn on for him!

He would spend less time on me and more time fondling my fat! Then he told me that he is a feeder fat fetish! He would bring me food and then put hand cream in the deep fold of skin between my rolls of fat and want me to eat at him as he had sex with my fat rolls. I really wanted to please him but things kept getting worse and worse.

What he LOVED to do was to Funnel me. He got me a clear plastic funnel and put it in my mouth then he would pour cake batter down my throat while I would stroke him. He would then have sex with me, fondling my fat and telling me how he loved seeing me eat myself Fatter and Fatter! Then he went WAY over the line.

He told me that he wanted to feed me to over 500 pounds, I was in shock. I was at the heaviest I ever weighed, about 340 pounds, my doctor was pressuring me to get Weight Loss Surgery, and my lover wanted me to gain over a hundred pounds more. Well THAT did it. I told him that I was going to try to keep where I am, even though I would love to lose weight. He told me that if I don't gain weight he would leave me. God, my love meant nothing to this guy. He wanted to force me to be his super morbid gaining sex perversion!

I still love him but I am not going to let him feed me to death. I refused to play his weight gain games any more and then he left me for a fatter girl. I am happy with a guy who loves me the way I am. I do not want a feeder who wants me to burry myself in my own fat. Am I wrong? Is it Normal?

buzza, Monday, 22 November 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

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con suelo, Monday, 22 November 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

suck it time.com

I Want to Change My Password... (am0n), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

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buzza, Friday, 24 December 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

Christine: My 22-year-old daughter is in a relationship with a woman. I don't believe she is a lesbian. Could this be a form of rebellion and a result of getting in with the "wrong" crowd? Can homosexuality be learned and unlearned?

I gave your mom morgellons (buzza), Friday, 18 November 2011 05:59 (twelve years ago) link

Do you feel a strong pulsing sensation -- like a muscular young Jesus emerging from heaven?

Aglet, Friday, 18 November 2011 09:41 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41Cucp9Hd0I

buzza, Sunday, 20 November 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mIIO7l8PBE

am0n, Sunday, 20 November 2011 06:05 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...
seven months pass...

Dr. Phil McGraw makes a living counseling others, but an insider exclusively tells RadarOnline.com the good doctor is anything but on the set of his syndicated talk show and even likens him to a fascist dictator who marches around barking orders.

According to the source, Dr. Phil has a temper and explodes with anger when things aren't done his way — that includes yelling at his employees, his guests and even his long suffering wife, Robin McGraw.

"He's like a fascist dictator on a set of quivering female servants," the insider told RadarOnline.com.

"You can feel the fear on the set. There seems to be a reason he hires a nearly all female staff…he seeks out the vulnerable type of person that's reliant on their paycheck from him so they don't fight back."

The insider claims that while Dr. Phil acts like he's there to help his guests, he actually intimidates them into getting the soundbites he's seeking for high ratings.

"Guests often seize up once they get in front of Dr. Phil because he's so intimidating. He's nothing off camera like he appears on camera," the source said.

"Before he gets to the soundbite he's looking for there's no sense of a gentle, sympathetic, professional view. It's all about the soundbite, and he'll bully the guest off-camera until he gets the soundbite he needs."

Dr. Phil, 62, is also labeled by the insider as having a huge ego, being confrontational and emotionless.

"It's all about feeding his narcissistic enormous ego. It's his way and everyone else bows and stays clear of his path," the source said.

"There are camera men that used to work for him — who will do any job they can get — that flat out refuse to work with him again because of the way he treats his staff and guests. They think he's an absolute pig!"

The TV shrink and Robin's marriage has reportedly been on a downward spiral and the two are even butting heads over her role on his show.

"While Dr. Phil is filming an interview or segment, Robin will sometimes just sit in a back corner watching," the source said.

"She has absolutely no say in the way things are run. And when Dr. Phil flips out or gets aggressive with staff and guests, Robin just sits there with a sad look on her face like she doesn't agree with him, but can't speak up because she's just as fearful of him as everyone else!"

buzza, Sunday, 2 December 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

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am0n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

dude what the hell

R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

"a girl"

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

what's the answer

Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

#teenscruised

R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

I wish Dr Phil's show was co-hosted with Schopenhauer and the two would argue about whether the guests should "get real and take charge of their lives" or find solace in the fact that things aren't fair, they never asked to be born, it isn't their fault, and it will all be over soon.

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

what's the answer

― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 11:14 AM

http://bit.ly/16MmoCG

markers, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

I wish Dr Phil's show was co-hosted with Schopenhauer and the two would argue about whether the guests should "get real and take charge of their lives" or find solace in the fact that things aren't fair, they never asked to be born, it isn't their fault, and it will all be over soon.

Think Walker Percy did something like this once.

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

Another Phil, Donahue, vs. John Calvin iirc

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

"did--did you say that...the--the hos are laughin?"

"yup"

"so the audience are a buncha hos"

schrute dwyte (unregistered), Monday, 6 February 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link


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