"Maroon 5 is band you're going to be hearing a lot of for many years to come!"

Given PP's 180-degree turn from anything sounding like "California" on their newest album, I think they're aiming for obscurity a la Harvey Danger or the Toadies. Or they're trying to ape Yes New York.

I felt bad because I don't. I didn't tell her that. The worst part was she was trying to do air-guitar. Oh Lord! Awful! She was holding the 'guitar' like a baby!!! I wanted to burst out laughing. I just walked out of the class room and into the hall and headed twords the stairs to reccess instead.

Distro, maybe, but development? Anyway, I find it hard to believe that Maroon 5 made it onto MTV, VH1, radio, etc., without a big, big push ($$$) from a major label. The question is, if their ghost-underwriter dropped out, would they still do as well? I mean, Ruster Root still tours, as do a host of other like-minded bands, but their profile has dropped precipitously. So will I be hearing Maroon 5 for many years to come? Not likely, unless they stay as high-profile as they currently are, which means major label moo-lah.

I begged and pleaded for my mom to change the station when their song came on. BUT FOR SOME REASON< SHE WOULDN'T!!!

What the Hell!!!

I was pissed. I laid down on the backseat of the car and tried to think of something to get my attention away from the god awful song!

I thought you already knew?

What on earth does this mean?

OMG!!

That's awful!! I dislike them even more!

Hahaha...is that true? I can't think of a more sure-fire way to actively discourage me from buying a CD.

You know, I mill the drug. I don´t use the drug.

I have this feeling Ryan Adams wishes he was John Mayer now.

What song will they play?

uhhh

hear anything, rather.

They don't commit that much, the vocals a little bit. Possibly the dreaded Jam. meets John Mayer.

Early copies of Maroon 5's album came w/ wee stickers with praise from John Mayer

Hahaha...is that true? I can't think of a more sure-fire way to actively discourage me from buying a CD.

This type of thing happens all the time - I've seen 'indie' albums praised by the likes of that dude from 3 Doors Down and that dude from Creed. etc. And as Alexn'NYC this allows me to save time by immediately throwing said CDs into the I will never listen to this so long as I live and don't get a bad case of amnesia which would make me forget any music knowledge I might otherwise have accumulated pile.

This is how The Strokes got popular, now.. remember, folks.

So many times I've gotten those two confused.

why don't you join us for margs and guac

def a dude who guacs that way

Adam, sweetie...you’re in a band. 😳 https://t.co/FVlZoQBsTX

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) March 4, 2021

new song with megan is terrible

Maybe he just means that he's run out of musicians who will be in Maroon 5?

Maroon 5 blows but he's also not exactly wrong in that the last 10 years of American guitar bands also blow

yes, it blows my mind anyone's upset with this and it's some fun reading

idk the evolution from "shitty band with a hot singer" to "Adam Levine Super Bowl Halftime Show" maybe has something to do with it

new song with megan is terrible

It's kind of anonymously inoffsensive and thereby offensive as a result, but then the line "she's naked in my bed" reminds you that Levine is singing this.

What are we Adam Levine? CATS?!?!?

— Garbage (@garbage) March 4, 2021

I saw a tiktok of someone saying Adam Levine looks like a chipotle bag and I can’t stop thinking about it. pic.twitter.com/mKeiMNpp4m

— dara faye (@darafaye) September 23, 2022

One thing I’ve learned from these leaked text messages is that he definitely writes all his own lyrics

xp Twitter cliches like “can’t stop thinking about/and it’s everything/i’m dead” about as egregious as dude’s tattoos at the point.

tell me my display name isn't poetry

OP seems p ironic at this point.

this twitter thread p much covers the grossness of him & unsurprising nature of the “breaking news”

look if Adam Levine wasn't cheating on his supermodel wife with a Model Mayhem girl then I'd be worried

— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) September 20, 2022

Once w/in a 6 mnth period I ran into Adam 3 x’s. Each time he told me the story of how we went on a date when we were 10. Didn’t I remember? He was in love w me. I never called him again apparently. It destroyed him. I didn’t remember. I still don’t.

— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

Yet each time he told it to me again w more fervor. So excited. Desperate. Until finally the 3rd time at the Rosevelt after saying again I just didn’t recall & leaving him to his models, he walked past me & said,” why do you act like you’re better than everyone.” & flitted away

— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

It’s always stuck w me as it was intended to. Teach me not to forget a narcissist. Him and jake both the Jewish American princesses of Brentwood. Mean girls.

— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

OP got a shout out in the latest Your Favorite Band Sucks pod on Maroon 5...

https://www.yfbspod.com/maroon-5-sucks

Syphilis hasn't killed him yet?!

My favorite messageboard sucks.

I seriously doubt that Maroon 5 are Anyone's Favourite Band.

I remember this thread, great revive

The 13-year-old poster from early on is probably now 31

People who say "I wish I'd been wrong" ?

cheeky lad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKi8f_bddfc