Tracer, what do you mean you don't have any Redd Kross, what the fuck!?!? Oh, OK, "Silver Machine", will have to do...
― Arthur, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chupa-Cabras, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
*mixes a very very strong Bloody Mary for Arthur*
Careful in the hammock - nothing too acrobatic now - I don't want to have to extract that celery from any orifice. I only have basic first aid knowledge.
Hello Tracer - you don't need to DJ, as the juke box here has every record known to man on it. Grab a barstool and come and chill out instead.
*C J plonks herself down on a barstool, and starts swivelling round very fast on it, just for fun*
Well, it must be going-home-from-work-time for those of you in the States, no? Gone 11pm here, and I'm starting to fade. It's been a long day.
Maybe one for the road, though.
― C J, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Not old enough, eh lad?
It's OK. It's all make-believe in here. Just don't tell them it was me who served you, OK?
I have my reputation to protect, you understand.
― Graham, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Aimless, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― anthony, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Are you in the UK too?
You won't need to trouble your manservant too much Anthony - Misu (the bar cat) is trained to serve drinks (though he prefers not to go near the jacuzzi, for obvious feline water-hating reasons.
I'd love to sit about and be entertained by some of your ribald stories - I may even come up with an anecdote or two of my own - 'cept it's nearly midnight and I'm a bit cream-crackered so I'll have to leave it for now. *yawns and rubs eyes*. It's been a long day.
*tosses the keys to the bar to Misu*
Hey Misu - keep these good people topped up with drinks and snacks for as long as they want, OK? And be sure to wash up afterwards - I want the bar looking tidy for tomorrow, in case anyone feels like popping back in for a chat again.
*Misu thows a menacing look at C J, and rolls his eyes*
Damn cat. You'd think he owns the place.
Nice to say hello to you guys and gals - hope to catch up with you again tomorrow. The bar will be open all night - and we do a great breakfast starting at 8 o'clock.
*stumbles sleepily upstairs for some shut-eye*
Night night all.........
C J
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― tired of typing in that email address, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Starsailor, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― unknown or illegal user, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Michael Bourke, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― queenoftheharpies, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Looks like there was quite a party here after hours last night - sorry I missed it! I hate it when worky worky encroaches on web-time like that.
So, Duane - an interweb crepe are you? Pleased to meet you (I think). We have chocolate sauce here in abundance, plus strawberry syrup, maple syrup and those little hundreds-and-thousands sugar sprinkles. Feel free to help yourself. Are you a well-tossed crepe? Just wondering.
And Michael - hello.......sorry, no crack cocaine (not my thang, etc) and to be honest I think Le Piat d'Or is a bit dodgy too. Try a sip of this Côtes de Beaune.......I think you'll be subtly amused by it.
A Pina Colada for you, QueenoftheHarpies? No problem......
*C J shreds a couple of fresh pineapples through the juicing machine, and the bar suddenly smells tropical and exotic, and redolent of a Caribbean beach*
*sigh*
Wish it was holiday time.
Ah well, back to work. I'll just have a coffee to get me kick- started this morning.
*C J wipes the bar down, tidies away the empty Doritos packets, and wonders if anyone else will call in to say hello today*
― C J, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Queen Don't you point those squiggly things at G, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― anthony, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― katie aka Ktee sometimes, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Don't worry about Geoff - Misu The Vicious Bar Cat will keep him in line.
C J : Misu, keep an eye on Geoff......I'm told he's a trouble-maker Misu : Oh, right (smiles slyly and decides to make friends with Geoff and secretly wreak havoc)
What can I get you for breakfast Anthony? The Full English? (the delicious smell of grilled bacon, fried eggs, sausages, mushrooms and hash browns wafts though the bar)........or just a croissant and some of my home made strawberry jam? Help yourself to coffee, btw.
Hello Ktee! *hands over a large tumbler of freshly-squeezed orange juice and a couple of Paracetamol to help the hangover*
I'm still getting over my weekend hangover - went to a brilliant birthday party involving a cool rock-covers band, rather too much wine and a bouncy castle. I'd tell you more about it, but my memory is rather patchy, especially regarding the events after 2am. I expect someone will have photos though. Unfortunately.
What on earth was going on in here last night?
(Misu smiles slyly, again)
― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― katie, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jeskam, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― alext, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Gary Numan, eh? He flies helicopters now I believe. He's come a long way from being the boy on the Blackbird Leys housing estate in Oxford. The boy done good.
Hello all ....... I'd love to stay and chat but I'me a bit snowed under. Worky worky etc. Help yourselves to a drink - Misu will clear up after you - and I'll be popping in later to see who's about.
Have a good Tuesday!
I brought ar snacks though. Deep fried whitebait, parmesan cheese, tortilla and capers.
― Ed, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
I thought it would be a good way to get to know you all ..... I'm v. glad you're all willing to play along! I hardly feel like a newbie at all now.
*passes a plate of hot buttered toast around to those still wanting breakfast*
Alan - what's IRC and MUD? is IRC a chat thingy (in which case, no - I don't tend to do that). I thought MUD was a 70s Glam Rock band?
*starts singing Tiger Feet, badly, and out of tune*
slips a few quid in the jukebox and lines up some Mingus and Coltrane for the next few tunes, bah bah bing boom bah.
*Alang sits down and sings about gold*
Also the making of virtual hangouts is VERY MUD-y. thanks for the bar, it's nice. lots of weird stuff hanging from the ceiling, a GIANT CAT bouncer, (well maybe not that giant), a toaster. ace.
― MarkH, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Anthony! Do you really have a monkey? Is it perchance a Barro Colorado Howler Monkey? *hands over a bucket of fruit and leaves for Monkey*
Or is it more of a Johnny Vegas-type stuffed Monkey?
Either way, he's cute. Make sure he stays away from Misu though, as I think he's feeling a bit randy this morning.
Jeskam - Hi! Are you from Aus? I lived in Melbourne for a couple of years, and travelled about a bit before heading off to the Far East. Had a great time.
I do go to one particular Chat Room, Alan - but it has recently become overrun by bored spotty adolescents (apologies to any bored spotty adolescents who may be on ILE). That's prolly where I got the *action* stuff from.
Sheesh! I really DO need to go to work. BBL
I love that shove-off-the-cliff it gives me when I spread it too thickly
*makes another round of toast, and passes MarkH the Marmite jar*
By the way, FAP = Fancy A Pint.
― Pete (Who never calls himself Ptee), Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
I thought you said he was a Monkey, not an Alsatian?
West country chic = cider armadillo, of course.
Welcome to ILx, CJ.
― Tim, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
meant to post a sadface :( after that first remark
― brimstead, Sunday, 30 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link
looks like it's still around actually
goldschlager is ok
Never had HOT DAMN
― brimstead, Sunday, 30 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link
The bartender is the preacher at the altar of Bob Seger
― calstars, Monday, 5 March 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link
This color of the hair of this chick next to me is A plus and I would like to talk to her but I’m married with children so what’s the point.
― calstars, Monday, 5 March 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link
― calstars, Monday, 5 March 2018 22:40 (six years ago) link
Sexist!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link
what's wrong with being sexy?
― calstars, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 02:46 (six years ago) link
tfw you can answer customer questions about the beer better than the bartender
― calstars, Saturday, 31 March 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link
a few years ago i was in the mood for a gin sling, which i sometimes make at home but rarely ask for at a bar. the bartender had never heard of it, and when they asked me how to make it i couldn't remember the portions of gin and cointreau, and then they carded me!
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 31 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
Outside it might be 2018 but in here Huey Lewis’ “the power of love” has just hit the radio
― calstars, Saturday, 31 March 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link
Gin sling= singapore sling? I would've paused on that too. When I bartended in Hawaii a couple of years ago, I was a little tense about about someone ordering a zombie or grasshopper or some other out of fashion but in fashion for old people vacation drink.
― Yerac, Saturday, 31 March 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link
Now on to Winwood’s “Valerie”...heaven by the afternoon light
― calstars, Saturday, 31 March 2018 19:10 (six years ago) link
I'm here!
*orders Hendrick's martini with a twist, looks for boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal*
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 March 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link
it was originally synonymous, i think, but nowadays the singapore sling is more fruity (usually with grenadine or benedictine or pineapple juice or something else), whereas the gin sling is usually more minimal.xposts
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 31 March 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link
*eyes alfred suspiciously and cards him*
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 31 March 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link
Do they normally serve Hendricks with cucumber that side of the pond? Currently a tinny of Tennants with a shot of aperol in the top..the old union special
― carrotless, turnip-pocketed (fionnland), Saturday, 31 March 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link
Tennents**
― carrotless, turnip-pocketed (fionnland), Saturday, 31 March 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link
big star at the bar
― calstars, Monday, 2 April 2018 20:03 (six years ago) link
that's cool
― alomar lines, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 04:25 (six years ago) link
I'll just take a good slug of fine Irish whiskey with a spot of water on the side and go sit at that dark table in the back corner. You can join me, if you're in a quiet mood.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 04:30 (six years ago) link
6 Guinnii
― calstars, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link
I'm propped up at the bar drinking a salty dog looking at my phone
― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 22:42 (six years ago) link
Mine's a double Rittenhouse 100 on the rocks. *Contemplates seeing if there's anyone at the bar with whom to flirt, versus going home and watching a Max Linder short*
― Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 00:49 (six years ago) link