In Terminator 2: Judgement day, Cyberdyne made the robot that became the terminators with a chip from a terminator from the future (from the first terminator)

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Skynet's first thought on becoming self-aware was to ask itself - was that a predator ship, or what?

And they modeled the T-1000's after Dutch Schaeffer, who killed one of their predators?

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Donnie Darko is the real John Connor in the correct time stream.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Skynet's first thought on becoming self-aware was to ask itself - was that a predator ship, or what?
And they modeled the T-1000's after Dutch Schaeffer, who killed one of their predators?


dude Neil and PP can I post that on IGN? If you don't wanna go to the trouble I will.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Arnie/Dutch is a T-101 though.
would it be funnier to:
A) Leave in the innaccuracy and let the fanboys try to correct me
B) Correct the inaccuracy and pretend to present it as serious argument?

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

C) Seriously try to incorporate Donnie Darko into the Terminator/Predator thing

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Skynet's first thought on becoming self-aware was to ask itself - was that a predator ship, or what?
And they modeled the T-1000's after Dutch Schaeffer, who killed one of their predators?
Which created an tangent universe wherein a high school boy was granted superpowers to realign time threads which if left unchecked would mean the end of the world aka skynet becoming self aware and the 6 foot tall bunny is really a crypto-terminator cuz he killed jena malone with his car to set in motion the possibility of skynet becoming self aware if Donnie Darko doesn't telepathically rip off a jet engine from his mother's airplane and realign time and anything else is revisionist history.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

do it!

Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

done. Go see.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

awesome.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i am very pleased with how this thread has "progressed".

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I've never been prouder to be an ilx0r.

The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm going to think long and hard about this.

Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

it should say "telekinetically" but oh well.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

You can edit your posts you knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing heavy-browed nincompoop!

The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah i know I wasn't gonna bother but now with the name calling I will. Any other changes requested?

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, Aaron. Pass that cok that u r smoking. That's too much.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I challenged Le BrainBoy to come to ILX and pwn us, let's give him a royal welcome if he does.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Do we need another wanky troll though?

I kind of liked how lame our board invasion was, to be honest.

The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

If he ever actually comes on here and posts, I'll be shocked.
Besides if he did I'd want to find out if he's got anything in his arsenal besides standard D&D player type sci-fi/fantasy nerd superiority complex.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Besides that, C-Man vs. LeBrainBoy has knockdown-drag-out klassic potential.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha you guys, the debate keeps getting better and better! Latebloomer, are you "Pornagain", by the way?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 07:36 (nineteen years ago) link

(I just posted a huge conspiracy theory there involving the Smurfs, the Bunnies and the Terminators. I hope someone will try to contest it...)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 07:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I am indeed Pornagain.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 08:26 (nineteen years ago) link

u stole dat line from "citizen kane"!!!! except that orson welles didnt need to use smileys!!!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

roffle

Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7095344.stm

Latest UK military comm satellite has been launched, named "Skynet." Really.

Article is also enjoyable for this graphic:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44230000/gif/_44230106_skynet3_416in.gif

In which the officer there looks a bit glum and not all that impressed that he's hooked into such an impressive communication array.

kingfish, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

1. Skynet 5 overhauls satellite communications for UK forces
2. The largely autonomous satellites talk to two UK ground stations
3. Skynet 5 supports high-bandwidth applications, such as UAV video
4. Antennas and terminals are upgraded to make best use of Skynet
5. New battlefield networks, such as Cormorant, feed into the system
6. System gives commanders access to more information, faster
7. Skynet begins learning at a geometric rate
8. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29.

ledge, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

McG is directing the next Terminator flick

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link

the terminator films have slowly and inexorably become my least favorite machine revolt movies ever

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

You're fucking kidding

xpost

Oh you're not

shit

ledge, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

x-post

even less than the matrix?

i don't think even t3 was as retarded and near-unwatchable as matrix revolutions

a McG-directed T4 might be though

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

T2>M1>T1>>T3>>>>M2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>M3

ledge, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

ok a few more >s between T1 and T3

ledge, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I haven't seen the 3rd terminator flick. I've heard that it's half good, just for the ahnuld = old jokes.

kingfish, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I understand the tools of mankind becoming self-aware and taking control so as to prevent humans from getting out of hand, but genocide makes no sense.

the matrix films are better based on the ludicrous gnostic myth minefield that is Reloaded

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

what other machine revolt franchises are there

Short Circuit II >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> M3

ledge, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

ha

I dunno about franchises
but COLOSSUS THE FORBIN PROJECT surely tramples a few of these
WarGames & TRON also generally accepted as being fuckin sweet

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

the first matrix is great, the second one has good parts surrounded by bullshit, the third is one of the worst movies i've ever seen. i don't know why the bit of dialogue i remember most from all the films is "and the little one behind you is called mouse" though.

omar little, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

haha, does STEALTH count as a "machine revolt"?

kingfish, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i think it does!

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

the first matrix is great, the second one has good parts surrounded by bullshit, the third is one of the worst movies i've ever seen. i don't know why the bit of dialogue i remember most from all the films is "and the little one behind you is called mouse" though.

-- omar little, Monday, November 19, 2007 6:56 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

otm

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

omg I have still not seen stealth
netflix queue corrected

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i need to re-watch it myself. i got off on the wrong foot with that movie.

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link

let's see, what others:

Superman 3
2001

and apparently, Demon Seed

kingfish, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Westworld
Futureworld

and for some reason, imdb lists "Red Sonja" in its "Killer Robot" section: http://imdb.com/keyword/killer-robot/

kingfish, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

That graphic shows that the machines are making us work for them.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

rofl. It's a paradox, just like in 12 Monkeys...time is a looooooooop

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

oh and T3 ruled. except for the corny jokes like the gay glasses and "I am not sheeting you"

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha

and what, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

THE BASSLINES ARE CONSTRUCTING THEMSELVES

goole, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

cosmic

Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

In the Anubis Gates, a literature professor travels back in time to meet an obscure poet on the day he writes his masterpiece, the guy never shows, and the professor ends up getting drunk and transcribing it from memory.

I WANT ANSWERS!

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I like that chills-down-spine/cognitive dissonance bit in Anubis Gate where a guy, as far as he knows the only time traveller, has been stuck in Victorian (?) London for ages, and then he hears someone whistling 'Yesterday'.

And I liked the way T3 (which I thought was good, and which surprised me), had the balls to actually end the world at the end. The bit where they finally make it to the secret controls, and it's just a 1950s bomb shelter, blew my mind.

James Morrison, Thursday, 24 July 2008 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link

yea, really if they had ended T3 any other way I'd have wondered "why the fuck did they bother making this movie"....

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 24 July 2008 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link

that was a good ending.

s1ocki, Thursday, 24 July 2008 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link

that ending basically saves every other dumb thing about it (which actually there aren't many besides the TX being kind of ridiculous)

El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 July 2008 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link

also anubis gates rules

El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 July 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

i'd never heard of it

should i read it

s1ocki, Thursday, 24 July 2008 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link

haha greatest revive ever

Ste, Thursday, 24 July 2008 08:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Anubis Gates is a pretty good time-travel adventure goof. Tim Powers has a good pirate/voodoo goof called "On Stranger Tides" that's far superior to any Johnny Depp bullshit, too.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link

That "Yesterday" bit sounds awesome but I'm sorry it is ruined for me.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 1 August 2008 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

don't believe this revive

webinar, Friday, 1 August 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link

8.00pm 8.00pm

webinar, Friday, 1 August 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link

here's what bothers me about Back to the Future...

they set up half the movie saying omg, if my father and mother don't meet i will cease to exist...yet somehow Marty goes back in time and writes Johnny Be Goode?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link

white people needed to take back the roots of rock music

omar little, Saturday, 2 August 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

that'd be like Vanilla Ice going back in time and writing It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold us Back

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY_Ry8J_jdw

chap, Saturday, 2 August 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

where does the bouncy elastic bassline in Fingers 'Can U Feel It', 'Washing Machine' etc. come from? just an SH-101 tone or similar? such a great sound

Not similar. An SHS-1000. Advanced prototype.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 May 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

they didn't invent themselves, they were ~always there~

Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 July 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link

Very late to this thread but it's called a bootstrap paradox. Doctor Who did it with a fez.

The thing with the arm that rob bolton mentioned 18 years ago is something that's always bugged me. It seemed like a clear setup for a sequel, but none of the sequels ever used it.

adam t. (abanana), Saturday, 2 July 2022 22:35 (one year ago) link


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