National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation vs. A Christmas Story FITE

Christmas Story by a nose. Aunt Bethany kills, but the Santa slide scene is genuinely terrifying. Great use of the fish-eye lens.

Saw this bit last night. In fact, I don't ever think I've seen the actual film all the way through in one sitting. Still, `tis a classic.

I remember enjoying Christmas Vacation (i.e. the last respectable piece of work by Chevy Chase?), but only saw it once.

A Christmas Story is infinitely better.
"I LIke the Wizard of Oz"
"Leave me alone, kid. I'm thinking."

...that film is nearly perfect.

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"It's, uh, STARING at me!"

even though gremlins has phoebe cates it is still a distant third in a three man race.

"shitter was full"

someone should change the wikipedia entry that keeps saying the bully's name is Scott. It's bugging me.

it's SMILING at me!

The Ref is better than both of these films put together.

A Christmas Story is great, granted, but it makes me feel awkward and a bit sad.
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, November 7, 2003 11:15 AM (5 years ago)

This pretty well encapsulates why Christmas Story endures (and is the better movie). Funny and all, but overwhelming in its melancholic nostalgia. The last scene with the mom and dad bathed in Christmas tree light and watching snow plays completely different at the tail end of Christmas Day than it does Christmas Eve.

My father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

Die:

http://gawker.com/5940985/the-official-sequel-to-a-christmas-story-will-make-you-want-to-shoot-your-eye-out

Eh. It's only the fourth or so sequel to A Christmas Story (at least two of which contained actual Jean Shepherd narration and everything). None of which have done much business or entered the public consciousness in any meaningful way.

My boss says "It's the gift that keeps on givin', Clarke" any chance he gets

watching daniel stern do the furnace bit really hurt

Pointless poll suggestion: best Old Man (Darren McGavin, Charles Grodin, James Broderick, James B. Sikking, George Coe, Daniel Stern).

Follow-up pointless poll suggestion: best Ralphie (Peter Billingsley, Kieran Culkin, Matt Dillon, Jerry O'Connell, David Elliot(?), Peter Kowanko (?), Braeden Lemasters).

I just love riding in cars!

Gotta love D'Angelo's Power Girl-inspired Christmas outfit.

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I watched Christmas Story without the sound on yesterday morning, and my favorite thing is the way Ralphie keeps staring up at the leg lamp and absentmindedly running his hand up and down the leg

Also the way the Mom covers his eyes when she first catches him doing it

Eddie: Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career.
Clark: College?
Eddie: Carnival.
Clark: You got to be proud.
Eddie: Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?
Clark: No.
Eddie: She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook.

Eddie has all of the best lines in that film. The one I laughed at yet again this year, in response to Clark telling the children that a pilot reported seeing Santa's sleigh on the way into Chicago: "You serious, Clark?"

Still awesome.

"You serious, Clark?" a standard line on some college football forums, especially when some first-time poster chirps up about some coaching changes he's heard from his "sources on the inside."

That's a high-quality item, Clark.

And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
I don't know Margo.

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Eddie breaking the toy in that scene makes me laugh.

Racism at the end of a Christmas Story kind of ruins it.

Christmas Vacation is more funny anyhow.

Is Rusty still in the Navy?

butchered on uk tv right now, so my Facebook feed tells me

overwhelming in its melancholic nostalgia. The last scene with the mom and dad bathed in Christmas tree light and watching snow plays completely different at the tail end of Christmas Day than it does Christmas Eve.

Still believe this, tbh. The end of Christmas and the start of three to four months of winter is always a killer.

the 50 days til the start of baseball spring training, really

I've never seen Preston Sturges because I prefer Charles fuckin Dickens

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christmas story sequel is dreadfully cornball with little of the OG's charm

there's even a scene that's actually a watered down version of a Christmas Vacation scene

Watched the preview and I will be passing

I just love riding in cars!

GRACE

Don't drop me down, Clark!

Something sort of perverse that any single frame of film would center on Chevy Chase, given the galley of assassins making up the entire rest of the cast

The bless-ing!

No one in the movie pulls focus harder than Doris Roberts. She has maybe 4 lines of actual dialogue and somehow gets maybe three dozen laughs.

I’ve seen it too many times, but some small moments still get me. When Clark sticks his head out of the attic window and you see the lunatic application of Christmas lights. And “If I had a rubber hose I would beat you…”

Randy Quaid’s “You serious, Clark?” after he tells the kids about Santa is still probably my all time though.

otm!

It's a goddamn stupid line, but last night I lost it when Randy Quaid said, "Better take a rain check on that, Art, he's got a lip fungus that ain't been identified."

The bless-ing!

― Paul Ponzi

Whenever someone in the family says they can't hear, we whip out this line.

i don’t KNOW, margo

that’s my most quoted line

My carpet! *sobs*

EDDIE

It's a crying shame the older kids couldn't make it. Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career.

CLARk

College?

EDDIE

Carnival.

CLARK

You gotta be proud.

EDDIE

Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks maybe next year he'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak Woman. You ever see her?

CLARK

No.

EDDIE

She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And a hell of a good cook.