Jackass: the movie

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Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...
Ready for number two? (This and the Borat movie are my sis's two favorite movies to look forward to for fall, bless her heart.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

'jackass 1' was weak-ass.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

SO EXCITED! (shall you be a bit patronizing to me too Ned?)

Watched a making of on MTV last night.Much lamentation on how hard it is to pull pranks now b/c of their recognizibility. Also, Bam was made to cry. haw!

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Jonny Knoxville is the only man who can challenge Steve Irwin for the title of "Greatest Human Alive"

-- Dom Passantino (killallgoth...), October 14th, 2002.

Now he reigns alone?

shall you be a bit patronizing to me too Ned?

I wasn't being patronizing! I *love* the fact that those are her two favorite movies to look forward to! :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ech, still patronizing...

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

:-(

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i still love you, Ned.

teh_kit is a pantomime villain! (g-kit), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

jackass 1 was of of the greatest ever, a true contender, genius etc.

i feel genuinely bad for those who cannot, for whatever reason (childhood bed wetting trauma, republicanism, overly conceptual mindstate), enjoy it.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

There is hope yet, Mr. Kit.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

news of a 2nd Jackass movie reminds me that there is ALWAYS hope, Ned.

teh_kit is a pantomime villain! (g-kit), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i feel genuinely bad for those who cannot, for whatever reason (childhood bed wetting trauma, republicanism, overly conceptual mindstate), enjoy it.

misfire, chief. nothing agin This Sort Of Thing in general, just execution (also the guys are hard to like).

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i feel genuinely bad for those who cannot, for whatever reason, enjoy it.

i've never understood that, either. it must be pretty awful. especially people who watch it, but then look away/cover their face during the painful/gross out bits.
why are you watching it at all!?
i watched that episode where they sit there drinking a gallon of milk because i knew they'd spew it up again, not because i like watching people drink milk.
TEH MIND, IT DOES BOGGLE.

teh_kit is a pantomime villain! (g-kit), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

what do you people think of 'dirty sanchez'?

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i always thought it really funny that the Onion AV Club sent their only female critic to review the flick, who had absolutely no idea how to process it. It's like the editors realized that the movie was critic-proof, so they figured they have a bit of fun by sending the chick reviewer to see it.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

(...and I'M patronizing?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

what do you people think of 'dirty sanchez'?

Absolutely dire. I never saw the movie but I used to love "Jackass"!

One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

what do you people think of 'dirty sanchez'?

You know when the Mayor of Morecambe said he wanted his town to be the British Las Vegas?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

misfire, chief. nothing agin This Sort Of Thing in general, just execution (also the guys are hard to like).

sorry didn't mean to be mean - it's just that that movie is exuberant joy personified in all its fucked up, brilliant vicissitudes.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

The difference between Jackass and Dirty Sanchez is that the only "entertainment" value in DS comes from them hurting themselves, it's like a skateboarding video writ large. In Jackass, the stuff is funny even if they don't get injured. I'd give examples but, y'know.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

skating around tokyo in filthy panda suits to the delight of the locals?

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Perfectly example. The Bounty Hunter skit as well, which is probably the funniest thing they ever did.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, lay off Ned. He is not being patronizing, his favorite movie is the Lord Of The Rings for christ aloud! His sister probably* holds his choices in an equally rubber-gloved manner.

*my conjecture

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Hehe. Actually we agree on a lot. (Besides, I'm looking forward to the Borat movie too fer Chrissakes!)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i rate bam margera wants to know why Bam was made to cry plzzzzzzzz !!!

funny ringtones (funny ringtones), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned, I tease. I just didn't want to fall prey to the big brotherly vibe.

the guys are hard to like

If only I had this problem.

re: Bam tears - he fears teh snakes and was locked in a pen with a King Cobra. Dastardly. Most of the special I watched last night was the guys complaining about how evil and cruel their director(jeff tremaine) is. Apparantly with the fame all they are left with is pain-inducing stunts on each other and dressing up as old folx.

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned, I tease. I just didn't want to fall prey to the big brotherly vibe.

:-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

they just came out with the 'unrated' DVD of Teh Movie, but I can't tell if the movie itself has been edited, or if it's just the extra half-hour of outtakes.

milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Brad still allowed to play? Would Angelina approve?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6hB3mPeK4A

milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link

can we still imbed videos?

milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Guess not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NskNnt9Davs

milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

horrifying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN3HQhnbq_I

milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:54 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha the brad pitt "abduction"

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

From the NY Times review, where they usually reveal why it got a rating ("Strong Sexual Content, Drug Use")

“Jackass Number Two” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Things you can’t even imagine.

milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

haha. have tix for tomorrow. can't wait.

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine are interviewed in the Onion this week

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

the Onion sez

Just about the only thing that could make this movie any gayer would be cameos from John Waters and Rip Taylor and a closing Busby Berkley-style musical production number. Oh wait, it's got those too.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I love Busby Berkley. :)

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.avclub.com/content/node/53164

When Waters gazes over the American landscape and sees what his revolution in bad taste has wrought—vast armies of suburban teens lining up to see grown men drink horse sperm, do sadistic things with dildos, and vomit profusely—he must feel awfully proud.

Homoeroticism does have a long history in suburban skateboarder culture(where all these guys come from). hell, my best friend from high school would talk about the weird shit at skateboard camp.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

mmmmm, Bam Margera

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

the best airplane experience I ever had was flying back from europe on virgin air and 75% of the plane was watching the first Jackass and laughing their asses off.

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I did not see the first one in the theater as I had yet to have my jackass-guys-are-hot eureka moment. So I'm very much looking forward to it tomorrow. Also we are seeing it at the Alamo Drafthouse which means food + beer with movie. yay.

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Easily the funniest thing I've seen all year, BUT:

1. Not enough Johnny Knoxville. Bam and Steve-O get more screentime, and the other players get even more than them. I don't mind Steve-O and a couple of the bit-players, but Bam is a bitch for the most part.

2. The Spike Jonze bits suck.

3. Much more mean-spirited and sadistic than the first movie or the TV show. The first one was defensible as physical comedy, pure and simple - I could recommend it to my parents and they loved the movie. This one, not so much, it's got a much harder edge, more gross-outs, and you have to get off (to some degree) on watching people be miserable.

4. Bodily fluids AHOY

milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm glad I hadn't read a review that spoiled the Berkley ending.

milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

3 follows from 1 presumably. WIldboyz and the Bam Show were both pretty awful.

milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

hilarious

and there seemed to be a normal amount of johnny knoxville, unless you are in love with him or something.

and i didn't think it was mean-spirited at all. i mean comparatively.

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 September 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Also we are seeing it at the Alamo Drafthouse which means food + beer with movie

i think this tops the list of movies i would never want to see while eating...

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I've showed my kids a couple of clips here and there and they just don't really get it. I've gotta assume a steady diet of tik tok et al has innured them to some of it's charms. At the same time, there are some Jackass gross eating gags I just don't think I can stomach anymore. Downing freshly expressed horse semen? Eating a vomit omelette? I dunno, man ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 July 2021 12:16 (two years ago) link

I don't remember if they're from the show or the movies but I can't watch the fishhook or paper cut sketches

Vinnie, Thursday, 22 July 2021 13:05 (two years ago) link

yeah the paper cut bit is by far the most upsetting one for me, have never been able to watch it.

thats interesting about your kids josh. never thought of it that way but i guess that raw skate video clip look that felt so fresh and exciting at the time (no host, no sets, not plot, no point) is the dominant format of online video now & must not look special at all to young eyes.

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 22 July 2021 13:23 (two years ago) link

first time I saw the first movie was in high school with like 15 other people, literally no one could watch the papercut scene. its annoying but I guess that's part of their thing, it's not Jackass if they can't freak out the entire audience

frogbs, Thursday, 22 July 2021 13:53 (two years ago) link

Mentioned before, but a hunk of the Jackass crew was maybe two years younger than me at my high school. Lots of the show and movies feature destruction of/at sites in and around my home town. Couple of the jackasses bullied my younger sister so bad (I was gone by then, iirc) she left school early.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 July 2021 13:59 (two years ago) link

first time I saw the first movie was in high school with like 15 other people, literally no one could watch the papercut scene.

Because it's a lot more relatable than some of the other stuff. Croquet ball in the nuts? A rare experience. Savage paper cut from a manila envelope? We've all felt that pain.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 22 July 2021 14:41 (two years ago) link

i will totally go see this and i apologize for nothing

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 22 July 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link

wow josh i must have missed that whenever you talked about it - does the stuff w/your sister spoil your enjoyment of it at all?

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 22 July 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link

Couple of the jackasses bullied my younger sister so bad (I was gone by then, iirc) she left school early.

I feel like Knoxville and Steve-O are probably good guys. The rest all seem like people you would not want to know IRL

Number None, Thursday, 22 July 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link

bam obviously has his demons but seems like a totally shithead

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 July 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link

definitely watching this in the theatre after ripping a bifter outside

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 July 2021 16:57 (two years ago) link

i love that Steve-O was a full-on Deadhead

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:03 (two years ago) link

or idk, “is” still probably

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:04 (two years ago) link

I am so excited for this movie. Hope Wee Man gets a decent amount of screen time. I rewatched two of these recently and honestly I think my favourite scene was him not getting that the chair was electric and that he was convinced they had a secret card throwing machine.

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:10 (two years ago) link

the Looney Tunes fake background painting thing <3

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link

oh god wee man & the card throwing 😂😂😂
fuck that was funny

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:18 (two years ago) link

I can't even remember the last time I was actually "excited" and "anticipating" a piece of media

bruce spr!ngisH3r3 on broadway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link

i rewatched 1 the other day and laughed hardest when rip taylor randomly showed up, i had totally forgotten about that.

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link

i love how knoxville (i assume stuff like that is all knoxville) is so into & amused by old time classic hollywood/showbiz stuff like that

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:28 (two years ago) link

otm

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

JK is clearly a buster keaton devotee, one of the reasons I love his bits so much is how cinematic his version of jackassian showmanship tends to be

Clay, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link

"I was Lon Cheney's lover."

Chris L, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link

also helps that he’s a diehard Evel Knievel fan too

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link


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