The Official Newscorp/UK end of season finale/Rebekah Brooks did 9/11 thread

so so good

Guy obv. couldn't face 15 minutes of Louise Bagshawe

uk parliament has the worst security

oh no wait

better

Josiensor

Apparently it was shaving foam, Wendi stopped him and shoved it back in his face
4 minutes ago via web

GWARN WENDI

It's hardly GARY KASPAROV ATTACKED BY FLYING PENIS but I'll take whatever excitement I can get.

lex otm re deng as tiger mother

james is a real p-word

lol

and the director didn't have a camera on rupert!! D'OH

LOL Britain

rupert looked pretty chill

fucking plank uk uncut

Let me guess... Wendi Deng gets an apology from the committee, the pie thrower gets to share a cell for five years with Dave Gilmour's son.

It's the ONE THING this story lacked: SLAPSTICK!

everyone in the room at my conference just stopped paying attention to the talk by the way

the casting for the film beginning to fall into place now

rebekah brooks - tilda swinton
james murdoch - christian bale
wendi deng - LUCY LIU

people saying it was http://twitter.com/JonnieMarbles

1659: BBC political editor Nick Robinson says Rupert Murdoch was apparently hit in the face with a plate of shaving foam by a man shouting: "Greedy."

Wendy's like, "LEAVE MY MONEY ALONE!"

― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 01:59 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

quote of the thread

is RB going to be on tomorrow then?

i've got a thing

JonnieMarbles Jonnie Marbles
It is a far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before #splat

Headache for casting directors now is who will play the Pie Thrower

There's a still of the pie tin on MSNBC, tantalizingly close to RM's face.

brooks is going to have to do more than just hire a pie thrower if she wants to evade these questions

a pie thrown in a human face, forever

almost

chris tarrant?

JonnieMarbles Jonnie Marbles
It is a far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before #splat
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JonnieMarbles Jonnie Marbles
It might be quicker if Baby Murdoch simply listed all of the things that he does know #hackgate
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JonnieMarbles Jonnie Marbles
One gets the sense that they haven't really done the required reading ahead of their presentation. Think they may fail this module #hackgate
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JonnieMarbles Jonnie Marbles
I'm actually in this committee and can confirm: Murdoch is Mr. Burns.

good of the bbc to say that pie throwing man didn't look that young.

Pie throwing man = Jack Black

bbc looping the clip endlessly, it's the world's most immediate animated gif

http://goodonpaper.typepad.com/goodonpaper/images/pie1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5AqWH.jpg

mrtonymartin Tony Martin
James Murdoch says he has 'no direct knowledge' of the attack on his father. #Murdoch

# Bio Activist, comedian, father figure and all-round nonsense. Tweeting in an impersonal capacity.

TWAT

Trenchant US TV analysis: "Here's a guy who, you know, he's elderly."

bbc looping the clip endlessly, it's the world's most immediate animated gif

That was one of the strangest things I've ever seen. Just looped over and over and over and over.

THIS IS THE NEWS.

!

pageantmalarkey pageantmalarkey

Um. Yes. Yes that was my ex-boyfriend who just custard pied Rupert Murdoch.

James clearly says "Father!!!"

most embarrassing moment for whole of UK is the bobbies run across the room

we're back

Ha, the Mensch face in that photo!

Oh fantastic, he's being praised for his guts.

good job taking the actual questioning off the front pages you fucking cretin

TOUCHED HIS EAR

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/7/19/1311091401499/Attack-on-Rupert-Murdoch-007.jpg

xp ahahahaha trust tony martin to be first in with that joke

guy in green tie has had time to get some tea and bickies, looks a bit happier - was getting concerned about him.

oh fuck five billion xposts

xp

1709: The session is restarted after 15 minutes. Tory MP Louise Mensch continues her questioning. She praises Mr Murdoch's "immense guts" for facing the committee.

if Rupe had had any sense he'd have paid one of his own to arrange this stunt

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