The Official Newscorp/UK end of season finale/Rebekah Brooks did 9/11 thread

Portcullis House, line 4, the Wilson Room
Portcullis House, line 4, the Wilson Room
Portcullis House, line 4, the Wilson Room
Portcullis House, line 4, the Wilson Room

fucking hell, last thing those two need is bloody sympathy

objectively speaking, wtg wendi

Inspector Sands obviously doesn't have clearance for Portcullis House.

when was the last time there was a physical altercation in parliament? like, 16-something?

seems like an involuntary violent spasm of someone dying of boredom than a coherent attack

OMG replay, Wendi is fierce

Shamefully Rupert doesn't appear to have been hacked.

seeing reruns on bbc feed right now, this bloke just jumped in out of nowhere and lunged at the murdochs

no-one has said that out loud yet, right. is tom watson caek's bro y/n

― Aa Bb Obscure Dull Blue (#000066) (schlump), Tuesday, July 19, 2011 3:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no my actual brother is a journalist doing this from the investigative/security side for a newspaper he claims is one of two not up to its neck in this stuff. i think tom watson is NV's bro in the figurative sense.

also can i just say i am at some bullshit conference about the origin of the universe and i am gutted to be missing this. although i think from reading this thread i am hearing the word quantum less than you guys.

xp lol there is also no attempted murder at this conference :-(

Wendy's like, "LEAVE MY MONEY ALONE!"

what the hell is going on

talk of a paper plate being thrown, that must be what the white stuff is

police have got a guy with white stuff all over his face - attempted custard pie attack??

YES!!!!

END OF SEASON FINALE DELIVERS

when was the last time there was a physical altercation in parliament? like, 16-something?

2004, purple floured condom attack:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/may/19/newsid_4516000/4516355.stm

classic TV version of cream on a paper plate

haha it was actually a pie!!

is what he used I mean

so so good

Guy obv. couldn't face 15 minutes of Louise Bagshawe

uk parliament has the worst security

oh no wait

better

Josiensor

Apparently it was shaving foam, Wendi stopped him and shoved it back in his face
4 minutes ago via web

GWARN WENDI

It's hardly GARY KASPAROV ATTACKED BY FLYING PENIS but I'll take whatever excitement I can get.

lex otm re deng as tiger mother

james is a real p-word

lol

and the director didn't have a camera on rupert!! D'OH

LOL Britain

rupert looked pretty chill

fucking plank uk uncut

Let me guess... Wendi Deng gets an apology from the committee, the pie thrower gets to share a cell for five years with Dave Gilmour's son.

It's the ONE THING this story lacked: SLAPSTICK!

everyone in the room at my conference just stopped paying attention to the talk by the way

the casting for the film beginning to fall into place now

rebekah brooks - tilda swinton
james murdoch - christian bale
wendi deng - LUCY LIU

people saying it was http://twitter.com/JonnieMarbles

1659: BBC political editor Nick Robinson says Rupert Murdoch was apparently hit in the face with a plate of shaving foam by a man shouting: "Greedy."

Wendy's like, "LEAVE MY MONEY ALONE!"

― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 01:59 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

quote of the thread

is RB going to be on tomorrow then?

i've got a thing

JonnieMarbles Jonnie Marbles
It is a far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before #splat

Headache for casting directors now is who will play the Pie Thrower

There's a still of the pie tin on MSNBC, tantalizingly close to RM's face.

brooks is going to have to do more than just hire a pie thrower if she wants to evade these questions

a pie thrown in a human face, forever

almost

chris tarrant?

JonnieMarbles Jonnie Marbles
It is a far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before #splat
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JonnieMarbles Jonnie Marbles
It might be quicker if Baby Murdoch simply listed all of the things that he does know #hackgate
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JonnieMarbles Jonnie Marbles
One gets the sense that they haven't really done the required reading ahead of their presentation. Think they may fail this module #hackgate
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JonnieMarbles Jonnie Marbles
I'm actually in this committee and can confirm: Murdoch is Mr. Burns.

good of the bbc to say that pie throwing man didn't look that young.

Pie throwing man = Jack Black

bbc looping the clip endlessly, it's the world's most immediate animated gif

http://goodonpaper.typepad.com/goodonpaper/images/pie1.jpg