The Official Newscorp/UK end of season finale/Rebekah Brooks did 9/11 thread

6.30am unlock office
6.45am put kettle on
6.52am accept bribes from politicians
6.54am order yummy chocolate cake delivery for scotland yard
6.57am drink tea

6.55 extricate embedded information from cake

"there are thresholds of materiality where things have to move upstream": james getting metaphysical??

7.04am begin answering yes/no question
11.27am finish answering yes/no question

prefer his metaphysics to the basic physics of 'the folder was full of paper'

emma watson getting bored of the engineer guy freewheelin with his stories

some real dead weight in the room

murdoch snr does not believe in personal privacy

how does it feel to be using the methods of investigative journalism for non investigative journalism in a way that harms the future of investigative journalism

unless it's 20 cameras/mics in his face outside his house obv xp

Watching this is relaxing, haven't felt this calm in ages!

i think he is actually trying to pay off the mps in the room right now

haha rupert was just WAITING to bring up mps' expenses, wasn't he

looooool singapore the most open society in the world

bahahaha now he's talking up SINGAPORE of all places!! was that facetious or

i think he is actually trying to pay off the mps in the room right now

ha ha yes

"well i think and i think and i think, i think, i think after i think"

Guy in the green tie behind James, getting a bit bored.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand he just talked up using newspapers to run campaigns

had enough of this "i'm a good person" shtick from this slimy shit, it's 1.45am, going to bed

enjoy sideshow bob

Guy in the green tie behind James, getting a bit bored.

dude he has been practically mummified throughout

I'm sorry – my son has just told me not to gesticulate.

"This damn middle finger of mine!"

wth? (am on radio)

holy fuck

WTF

woah

oh shit what just happened???

someone tried to attack Rupert

holy shit what just

just as i was about to turn the telly off

Heard it but missed it.... what's going on?

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Just tuned back in to find a still picture of a mural, no sound, what's going on?

I hope the old cunt ends up like Milly Dowler.

feller tried to dewick the melting candle apparently

I loved the bit where Wendi rose up like a TIGRESS to defend Rupert

"Portcullis House, line 4, the Wilson Room" ??????

"someone tried to attack the murdochs, james and wendy intervened"

suspended for 10 mins

some bro launched himself at rupe and son, wendi defended their honour

xp

good christ

police have got a guy with white stuff all over his face - attempted custard pie attack??

I think someone stormed the room (or was already in it?) and went for the Murdochs, there was a kerfuffle (punch-up?), security swarmed, I'm sure I saw Wendi land a slap

Portcullis House, line 4, the Wilson Room
Portcullis House, line 4, the Wilson Room
Portcullis House, line 4, the Wilson Room
Portcullis House, line 4, the Wilson Room

fucking hell, last thing those two need is bloody sympathy

objectively speaking, wtg wendi

Inspector Sands obviously doesn't have clearance for Portcullis House.

when was the last time there was a physical altercation in parliament? like, 16-something?

seems like an involuntary violent spasm of someone dying of boredom than a coherent attack

OMG replay, Wendi is fierce

Shamefully Rupert doesn't appear to have been hacked.