Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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the whole point of the joker is that THEY'RE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME CRAZY-ASS COIN, DO YOU SEE? which has been the snooze-y subtext of every batman story since dkr/killing joke, if not before.

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, July 12, 2011 5:20 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest

Batman can be made into a fugitive w/o really affecting Bruce Wayne's life so much cos as far as most know they are two different people that have nothing to do with each other. And perhaps Batman's life will change very little as well. It's not like he's going to have trouble outrunning the police if they ever chase him, and it's not like he doesn't already spend Gotham nights lurking about in the shadows.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

question to comics fans: is that batman page supposed to be good or not

goole, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

it is supposed to be AMAZING

mh, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

not in the way neal adams meant it to be good, no

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

actually it's a series by a classic batman artist who is apparently batshit (lol) insane and has a plot that makes no sense, a bizarre hairy bruce wayne who breaks the fourth wall constantly, and no discernible plot

mh, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

it is supposed to jack your mind into a puddle of goo

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

Batman can be made into a fugitive w/o really affecting Bruce Wayne's life so much cos as far as most know they are two different people that have nothing to do with each other. And perhaps Batman's life will change very little as well. It's not like he's going to have trouble outrunning the police if they ever chase him, and it's not like he doesn't already spend Gotham nights lurking about in the shadows.

What does this have to do with the text you quoted?

Casting Batman as being as crazy as The Joker has nothing to do with his status as a fugitive or whether the police are helping him or hunting him; it has to do with the question "what is acceptable behavior?" and many many writers get a lot of mileage out of wondering whether putting on skin-tight body armor and throwing boomerangs at jewel thieves is an activity that should be considered "acceptable".

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

to be fair to neal adams a.) he's 70 now so incipient dementia is not out of the question and b.) his '70s batman was actually hairier if that's possible

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

'numbed to vibrating oblivion'??

goole, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

batman took his shirt off A LOT in the '70s. but then it was a sexier decade.

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

probably Neal Adams most famous moment:
http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/06/gl76a.jpg

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

there is essentially nothing funnier to me than hairy batman sexing talia while leaving the cowl on

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

tbf Neal Adams' other recent enterprise has been making videos and websites about how the earth is actually expanding and continental drift is false

mh, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

"was it good? did the costumes make it good?"

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

I've never understood why there's an apostrophe in Ra's Al Ghul... like, what difference in pronunciation is that supposed to signify? Rah-us?

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

plain old Roz not as evil-sounding I guess

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

he is the Al Ghul that belongs to Ra, the Egyptian sun god

it's kind of like TV's Frank

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

the height of risque for a nine-year-old.

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

Ra's al Ghul is supposed to be "the demon's head" in imaginary comic writer foreign language, or maybe a bastardization of a real language

mh, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

or what DJP said

mh, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

The actual Arabic pronunciation of his name would be [raʔs alʁul], with a rolling "r" and a glottal stop before the "s" in "Ra's" and with a voiced uvular fricative (a French or German "r") at the beginning of "Ghul".

ty Wikipedia

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

so when Batman is yelling "Ra's!" that's the equivalent of yelling "demon's!"

that makes sense

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

there is essentially nothing funnier to me than hairy batman sexing talia while leaving the cowl on

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, July 12, 2011 5:42 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

this always cracked me up too, and i think it also says a lot about what made 70s batman so cool - people love to lavish praise on oneil & adams for making batman dark again, but they also made him a swashbuckling barechested bro who beds the daughter of his immortal arab arch-nemesis - that side of batman could really use a revival

Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

holy hell these movies made a lot of money

TDK made OVER A BILLION DOLLARS

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xK4IixBTZA

seriously even in the cartoon batman could not keep his shirt on around ol' ra's.

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

tdk was mega huge, yeah - highest grossing superhero movie ever

batman begins was actually a pretty modest success - it kinda fell into that area where it made just enough (and did really well on home video) for warner bros to greenlight a sequel

Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

haha i forgot that motherfucking david warner was ra's on BTAS

Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

batsignal a sequel

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

This was my favorite episode when I was little, because when they ripped Batman's shirt off it gave me a boner.

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Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

bruce timm never drew a woman he couldn't intimate had hard nipples

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

this always cracked me up too, and i think it also says a lot about what made 70s batman so cool - people love to lavish praise on oneil & adams for making batman dark again, but they also made him a swashbuckling barechested bro who beds the daughter of his immortal arab arch-nemesis - that side of batman could really use a revival

this fucken post... exceptional

# (Lamp), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

To be fair, there was a bit of that revival a few years ago--the writer, Grant Morrison, said he wanted to bring back "the hairy-chested love god" version of Bruce Wayne.

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

bruce biggalo, bat gigolo

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

why are the writers/artists of batman more insane than batman?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

nature

brownie, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

After their parents were killed a Batman comic blew in through an open window next to where they were sitting on a plush armchair smoking a pipe. This is true of Batman writers without exception.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

except for bob kane himself. he was just drunk.

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

Hahaha

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 06:56 (twelve years ago) link

So anyway, trailer:

http://www.slashfilm.com/the-dark-knight-rises-teaser-trailer/

Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 July 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

not too much to go on there 'cept the Batmang lookin' rough at the end there.

THIS IS SATIRE BTW (Simon H.), Monday, 18 July 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

So the main plot is that Batmang has to face Bane as Ra's al Ghul's new protege, right?

mh, Monday, 18 July 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

Sounds like, not much to go on. The trailer looked like it was assembled from test footage...which is ok. The main point seemed to be that there's gonna be another batfilm. Not really excited about Bane, would prefer another go with the Joker with somebody else playing the role.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 18 July 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

so glad they didn't go with the Riddler

i hate it when rats eat my bushels (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 18 July 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

Hoping for Killer Croc tbh

mh, Monday, 18 July 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

would prefer another go with the Joker with somebody else playing the role

Really?

Number None, Monday, 18 July 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone this actually trumps the teaser for The Dark Knight in that it has some footage, even if it's only a tiny bit. I like the last shot of Bane coming at the Batman. Looks menacing

Number None, Monday, 18 July 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link


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