zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

hellogiggles

I wish Plaschke had written that Times piece tbh

lol at anyone caring about what anyone thinks of downtown la

Interestingly, it would appear Deschanel edited that response since the first version of it I saw quoted on Gawker had a misuse of 'relish' that has since been corrected.

the streets of downtown strewn with relish

delish

Relischanel

http://nymag.com/print/?/arts/tv/profiles/zooey-deschanel-2011-9/

williamsburg... bangs... im out

I think that link is just to the first page of the article. Here's the whole thing:
http://nymag.com/print/?/arts/tv/profiles/zooey-deschanel-2011-9/index1.html

the mixtape at the end looks kinda great

(the original 1967 ska version, long before the Specials made it a hit)

“I only found out last minute there were going to be cameras. I was going to wear this old dress I’ve worn to, like, eight events. Do you think this one is a little too … sexy?” She pronounces it “sax-EEE” and screws her face up into an exaggerated Lucille Ball expression of dread, as if she’s uncomfortable with the word even leaving her mouth.

whiney can you take her for a swim already?

"new girl" in summary: WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE? DAMN DAMN DAMN

i break out in hives every time i'm confronted for the ads for this at my bus stop

enjoying the 1960s and wearing saddle shoes does not make a person weird
she's like the reigning queen of the modcloth army (if you don't know what i'm talking about, http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=modcloth)

well, because we're sitting at the Hollywood Bowl, and we're both from California, maybe we can talk about some experiences....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJkBdEIFur8

http://images.nymag.com/arts/articles/11/09/zooey/images/10.jpg

Gibbard is scaring me ;_;

also i cannot figure out why ads/photos always seem to focus so much on her giant dead eyes because they are one thousand times more lightless and evil and horrifyingly empty than

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4UCQVJ22Gnk/TMI20L-ADPI/AAAAAAAAAc8/FWkyRIJFE4w/s1600/rosemary+devil%27s+eyes.jpg

wau look at Gibbard's giant melon

Why she talk to Brian like he is an idiot

i predict this sitcom will tank

it'll sink

i want to believe, but one zillion etsy-shopping kitten-loving bow-wearing twitterers make me worry

jess i dont want to dispute your facts but there are not, in fact, one zillion people who shop etsy, love kittens and wear bows

...there are ONE HUNDRED ZILLION

yeah i forgot the hundred in there. sorry.

they are all goofy/weird/zany/wacky and thirsty for blood

great, twee hipster vampires

hipster boner = paper tiger

even the undead can't resist the infantilization of our culture

mao said that, pretty sure

xp

is the new girl supposed to be like a 'we will make a show about a liz lemon type who everyone wants to fuck' show?

Briefly, she mulls over what to do with the painting of a pair of moccasins on the wall. It came with the trailer and is so hideous and comically southwestern that at first I thought Deschanel had put it there as a joke. Irony isn’t her style, though. “I’m worried if I pull these weird things down, they’re going to be mad at me,” she says. “So I’m trying to figure out something I can put oooooover this.” She demonstrates by holding up a picture of smiling lambs she happens to have lying around.

She has a band, of course, a folk-rock duo with M. Ward. As half of She & Him, she sings Shirelles harmonies, plays piano and ukulele, and writes most of the songs—well enough that, as Pitchfork.com wrote in a stunned, positive review, she’s somehow avoided “a Hollywood archetype: the actor-turned-singer-turned-punchline.”

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/5869/macicon0nv.gif

someone had to fill the shoes lea thompson has left empty

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/555/Lea_Thompson_Caroline_in_the_City_.jpg

look at her shoes

uh we're talking "manic pixie dream girl" here, not "kid's science show sidekick"

this is that chick from 'elf' right?

- america at large

She demonstrates by holding up a picture of smiling lambs she happens to have lying around.

this is fucking hilarious and almost redemption-worthy

yeah i was tempted to bold and italicize that sentence. its just... man

what, y'all don't carry paintings of the fluffiest of farm animals around with you on your various business trips, just in case the hotel art is too oogy to bear?

tbh I do have some not-as-grudging-as-it-should-be respect for ppl determined to live their lives as if they were ridiculous sitcom characters

“Kitsch causes two tears to flow in quick succession. The first tear says: How nice to see children running on the grass! The second tear says: How nice to be moved, together with all mankind, by children running on the grass! It is the second tear that makes kitsch kitsch."

me too, dan, but only if they want to be mr. belvedere or maude.

how does a lamb smile

“Kitsch causes two tears to flow in quick succession. The first tear says: How nice to see children running on the grass! The second tear says: How nice to be moved, together with all mankind, by children running on the grass! It is the second tear that makes kitsch kitsch."

that's a pretty specific reaction to define kitsch

just saying, I don't see children running on grass when I look at plastic flamingos

I have resisted typing The Smiling of the Lambs for a whole 10 minutes, I think I deserve a prize

you'll get mutton and you'll like it