ASK ME ANYTHING RE: The History of ILX

I've been posting for 5+ years

Luna is not real though a few ILX'rs still maintain that she is.

I AM IN A BAND WITH OTHER PUPPIES

The ONLY thing I remember about luna is that post on the underwear thread.

she posted two pics of two different women iirc.

dont tell m.white that!

it was kind of like me going on wdyll and posting

http://tidewateralive.com/image/gabrielaubry10.jpg

and people going OMG U A MALE MODEL!>!>!11>?!

is that bob zemko?

I don't remember a puppy thread.

puppy needs to be spayed

Is Andrew Farrell the biggest cunt to post to ILX, or was there someone else?

she posted two pics of two different women iirc.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 08:35 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha you're kidding?? And I went to the trouble of taking my own picture (not for luna obv).

Yes. Yes he was. Momus is a close second.

xpost

^^ never got ppl's prob with him xp

dude took his shirt off a lot, what else?

Tonight, on Uppity Women!

Chaki hears that someone's been breaking hearts, awards them honorary Bro status.

He hears that they're a woman.

LONG SHOT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(training montage)

He finds some bullshit written on a toilet wall, tattoos it on his forearm.

Using TECHNOLOGY, he tracks her to her LAIR and confronts her.

When pressured to come up with something as proof beyond "everyone knows this", he produces the bullshit.

Star of bullshit turns up, says "You all know this is bullshit, right?"

Chaki elected king of the internet.

Is that about it? Have I missed anything here?

I know this is kind of a dickish start to a sentence, but I've wondered occasionally what ILX is like since I've been gone, and it turns out that it's a place where no-one feels the need to imagine why anyone would react differently to them when being challenged.

(Also where you don't need to know what the word 'supposedly' means, Jesus Fucking Christ people it's Comprehension 101)

(deep breath)

nabisco: You've been around a long time man, you know how much people talk and how much they don't. You remember Graham, right, and how when that blew up half of ILX was going "Who, Graham? He seemed so nice!"? Stuff like "if that had somehow magically never occurred to you" is incommensurate with how ILX has always worked.

Also, you know, this is exactly the kind of stuff that you're usually very good at - you've been much fairer to discussing groups of people that you'll never meet and have no direct interest in that you have here with folk who are by internet standards standing in the same room. Unless you're saying that they're all in serious denial, then you have to take them at face value, at which point saying that people are "pointing out" stuff when all they're doing is alluding to some mysterious bullshit is working against the "I'm just being impartial" air of your posts.

I'd have thought, from when Chaki followed her from other threads to here (and I think a factor of this is that you're basically having a fight in another dorm's crash area) to keep barking at her, that it was finally going to blow up. And if it's been kept secret out of consideration for the silent and imaginary wounded, fair enough. But once it's going come out, you'll have the righteously angry on both sides, and one of them is going to end up righteously angry and wrong, so I wouldn't have started with "Bdum-tisch".

If I'm seeming to have a go at you here, I'm not intending to, it's just that you're the last person on ILX that I'd have expected to take the tone of your first few posts, so I'm wondering if I've missed some cast-iron early sign that Chaki wasn't just being a grudgy little fuck.

All the rest of y'all get half a bar.

-- Andrew Farrell, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:45 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

so, once again, if the people you're trying to start shit with aren't even around, is it still trolling?

andrew farrell and andrew nf are two different people, gff

ok! shit, my bad

Is Andrew Farrell the biggest cunt to post to ILX, or was there someone else?

wanna put it to the vote big man?

I always had this feeling that our generation would hit 65 and sit in cozy retirement villa common rooms and do nothing but reminisce about the old days on internet message boards. Well guess what? IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING.

Mr. ILX,

Is it even possible that anyone could do as much for our civilization as chaki did when he heroically outed luna and banished the NLS/TITTWIS thread posse forever?

I met Andrew Farrell in Chicago and he was very nice. There was some exchanging of Stump records, and a picture of me and him and Sterling standing against a brick wall where we look like a bad local band.

-- not a puppy

wanna put it to the vote big man?

-- blueski, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:51 (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Andrew, Momus, ithappens, who else?

Dear Mr ILX,

Please rate the following posters, from best to worse:

Darraghmac
MacDara
Darramous

hey tom i was just posting a fact and people freaked out. nothing heroic about it but spin it however you want to. for the record the biggest cunt on ilx was roger adultry.

i don't think doing your rants as a little screenplay is cunty, just way way lame. like way.

Is nabisco's music OTM?

I AM IN A BAND WITH OTHER PUPPIES

-- a puppy, Monday, February 25, 2008 3:34 PM (Monday, February 25, 2008 3:34 PM) Bookmark Link

i need to hear this band. i would go see an all puppy band any night of the week.

hey kevin i think you'd dig RAGGS they are all dogs and play simpleton rock like you listen to.
http://static.flickr.com/52/168692916_728b14dfa8.jpg

no, but as always, thanks for thinking of me chaki.

that band looks awesome

http://fusionanomaly.net/sleepermynameisragswoof.jpg

just tryin to help out a bro

Luna is not real though a few ILX'rs still maintain that she is.

-- Mr. ILX

Hi Chaki you forgot to switch IDs. Just tryin to help out a bro...

chaki I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Mr. ILX.

which thread was the luna outing again?

wait what?!? omg now I'm confuesedd

whenever someone talks about me on ilx my spidey senses start to tingle and i feel the need to defend myself.

im not saying that chaki isnt mr. ilx but if he was trying to post as chaki and posted as mr.ilx by accident it wouldn't have been with capitalization and punctuation. just saying.

because he could never possibly be capable of writing in two different styles

oh wait where are my capital letters and punctuation

http://www.weltfunk.net/Smileys/default/iiam.gif

if chaki was mr. ilx, mr. ilx would probably be funnier

chaki wouldn't have ducked out of answering the mean questions.

if chaki was funnier he'd have no need for sock puppets

if chaki was Mr. ILX, Mr. ILX would be singing weezer songs

this thread is really terrible, but more discussion and crankiness about the luna thing will in fact actually make it worse, so never say never guys

hey i do prince and misfits too.

what happened to momus?

yakuza got him

more threads by puppy please