iPhone games (also Ipod Tooch/iPad games too)

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I couldn't figure out how to get started on Pocket Academy. Hot Springs Story was easier for me to get a hang of.

polyphonic, Monday, 4 July 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

i played through game dev story obsessively like twice and then had this moment of clarity and deleted it immediately with zero remorse

I don't really think it's meant to be played more than twice, to be honest. Once to figure it out and once to get it right.

polyphonic, Monday, 4 July 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

yep. i played it through one 20 year cycle, then deleted it. no regrets, i got way more than 99 cents of enjoyment out of it!

Z S, Monday, 4 July 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

GDS is awesome(see our thread) due to the ability to be rewarded for ultimate levels of profanity and screenshots

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 04:04 (twelve years ago) link

tiny tower. that's all i'll say. (free.)

Mordy, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

28th floor right now. about to buy the 75 buck elevator.

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 July 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

just started an hour ago, so only at 5th floor. any tips for newbs?

Mordy, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, don't spend your bucks on ANYTHING but elevators and paying people to live in your apartments unless you plan on actually paying money for the game. Those are the two necessities.
it's a clever game: the only thing you need to pay for is for the game to move faster
play it in two minute stints six to eight times a day and you'll be happy. Don't get trapped staring at it or you're gonna end up buying BUX

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 July 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

this game would be way cooler if you could rename businesses + ppl

Mordy, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, they missed the boat on that. But you can dress your people in a zillion different ways

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 July 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

I got up to 20 floors and then deleted the game. I disagree about paying people to live in your apartments. I save up my bux to buy money in the largest increment.

polyphonic, Monday, 11 July 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

so is it preferable to put someone to work in their dream job even if they have less points in that field than another person?

Mordy, Monday, 11 July 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, cuz then you get three bux

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

It doesn't seem like having good employees really makes a huge difference.

polyphonic, Monday, 11 July 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

Nothing makes a huge difference because it's dull. Solitaire is better. This is just.... annoying. Deleted it after about fifteen floors or so. Could not see the point in continuing at all.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

fifteen floors tho! that's a lot of gameplay.

Mordy, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

You could say my life is full of excitement and promise, like Tiny Tower it was over at fifteen.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

do not like these farmville type games

bnw, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I played Tiny Tower for like 5 minutes before it drove me crazy.

Flick Golf Extreme is pretty awesome. Great graphics.

Jeff, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

Just got the third elevator
U guyz r playing tinytower wrong
Its not a game
Its a tamagotchi

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

If you like elevators so much why don't you marry one.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

Otis and i are very happy together thank you very much

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 05:40 (twelve years ago) link

forks otm. 4 floors in I like it but I don't know long I'll stay interested.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

forks otm, and this game makes me hate myself for being such a mindless automaton

Nhex, Saturday, 16 July 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

I finally deleted it the other day after my irl self-esteem stock was totally depleted and there was no easy way to refill it.

Z S, Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

u should buy selfesteem bux.

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

tinytower is great for people who don't have enough mindless responsibilities and find some sick pleasure in continuing to build LITERALLY meaningless monuments to their own self absorption and OCD, i.e. me

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

31 floors now

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

it gets slower as you play longer, maybe because i'm checking it less obsessively.

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

(he said as he took the VIP up to the 24th floor)

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

currently saving up for that first elevator upgrade. it seems like new floors are getting exponentially more expensive, which is causing the slowdown

Nhex, Saturday, 16 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

can anybody recommend a good emu / rom player for ipad for nes/genesis/snes/tgraphix/gameboy etc?

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

Aren't emulators technically illlegal, or at least the roms are, or something? It seems like maybe a jailbroken iPad/iPhone could use an emulator, but I can't imagine one passing the review to be placed on the app store.

Totally guessing, so I could be way wrong

Z S, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

Is it really worth it to jailbreak an iphone? I can't decide if I want to.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

so they'd be kosher on an android device then?

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

30 floors, getting tiresome.

Don't get trapped staring at it or you're gonna end up buying BUX

Is it me or is there in fact NO WAY to do this without staring at it because staring is the only way to earn bux and earning bux is the only way to get anything to happen more than once a week? Haven't bought any bux though, as resisting buying them seems to be the only real satisfaction factor in this not-game.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

33 floors
you get bux from tips and from buying floors and from fully stocking floors.
again, i'm not really playing this. it just bothers me from time to time and i tend to it. like crabgrass.

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

You have to play lift attendant to get tips though! I find it confusing and hard to RP. /sigh

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

Are you guys talking about a bellhop simulator?

mh, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

next diner dash clone ^^

T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

Is there any benefit to deleting/moving floors?

polyphonic, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

deleted this, not wasting any more time caring about it.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 06:16 (twelve years ago) link

xp was wondering the same thing myself - might wanna kill the cheap stores at the bottom, but WHAT IF i suddenly have a new tenant that always wanted to work in a pub?

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

one trick I noticed is that if a blue ! pops up (find the person somewhere in the building), assuming you're not scrolling the screen, the person is usually very close to where you're currently looking, like no more than 3 floors up or down - much easier than going through the entire building looking for them

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

btw damn it takes a long time to save up enough bucks to buy the faster elevators

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

I moved all the stores to the lower floors and aptmts to upper.
Easier to restock

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

new update lets you sort bitizens by color interest - helpful. also they took away the popup when you fully restock a floor, but only get money as a reward

Nhex, Thursday, 21 July 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

So is this like SimTower or some shit?

nobody cares 4 u (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

yes but not as fun

remy bean, Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

So is anyone playing any real games?

Jeff, Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link


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