your terrible ideas

'Small Man, Big Mouth Billy Bass' which is an animatronic fish that sings 80s hardcore songs

take that one over to AWESOME IDEAS

JEEZ-ITS: regular cheezits cut into fourths and given out at communion to encourage younger kids to get excited about the tradition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCjQivTzOx8

They could also replace communion wine with Tizer.

Jeez-its!

wld consume body of

The body of Christ. Now with 50% more cheesiness!

a short story about a character who can only derive sexual satisfaction from the drafting and especially signing of treaties

Treaty of Ver-sighs

i guess ratification wld also do the trick.

The protagonist is a sub looking for someone to be Maa-strict.

a quirky novel and/or indie film about the existential quandaries of a professional "restroom propaganda artist" who is paid by restaurants and other businesses to write flattering messages on the walls of toilet stalls.

and erase unflattering messages, of course

also: a chain of drive-thru sperm clinics called Jack Off in the Box

My terrible addition is that the film is titled Poop: the Jack Poop Story

P:TJPS

hip hop mad libs

more terrible hip-hop lyric ideas:

something along the lines of rhyming "I got that orinoco flow like enya" with something about being a father to powerful style like kenya

the mad libs idea is fucking awesome. develop your blog/book deal now!

more terrible hip-hop lyric ideas:

something along the lines of rhyming "I got that orinoco flow like enya" with something about being a father to powerful style like kenya

― didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Sunday, July 31, 2011 7:28 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

tellem

making ladies loco, flow like orinoco... ENYA

― free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Thursday, January 14, 2010 2:35 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

An app that registers every site that you visit like last.fm and then when you are reading something that sucks according to a very specific criteria of coolness based on your own daily-visit-log gives you snarky one liners so you stop being boring. It will also suggest sites that are actually good for you. Eventually you will have it on your smartphone and the thing will alert / warn you of people that are not v.chill, uncool places to be, etc.

u could call it DELAMER
i think there's money in that one

a musical project where the songs of Karin Dreijer Andersson are remixed with samples from old Green Bay Packers broadcasts. I would call it Favre Ray.

looool

good job

recording a concept album of internet-themed songs including hits such as "(Get on Board) The World Wide Web", "Hangin' Out on Facebook", and "Do the Web 2.0 Shuffle"

and "I Got the YouTube Blues"

a streaming porn aggregator that allows you to choose by actor/actress/fetish/title/director and share key scenes with friends
"spoogify"

1. The Piss Olympics-a series of games utilizing urine in some capacity

2. A comedian whose entire routine revolves around the Piss Olympics

Châteaux and Windass - TV show following the controversial former Hull centre-forward as he tours the great names of Bordeaux, drinking straight from the bottle before prematurely concluding with a custodial sentence for glassing his stepson with an empty 85 Margaux

lmfao, straight dying at the PISS OLYMPICS

if i had a dime for every pee-pee olympics joke that i've heard in the past few years, then i would be able to afford this satchel of Depends that i'm pilfering

Air Supply cover band inexplicably named "Air Jupply"

+ they throw marmite sandwiches at the audience during the climax of "making love out of nothing at all"

a sightseeing tour that brings people to the world's most famous holes/clusters/nasty shit. stopoff points would include the surinam toad, the lotus breast, the shredded hand, and the man who drills thousands of tiny holes in chicken eggs. I would call it the Trip 'o Phobia.

a band called BUTT SOUNDS

with shirts that say WHAT IS BUTT SOUNDS

that's a great idea

partially inspired by a band i like called DIARRHEA PLANET

http://i52.tinypic.com/69422b.jpg

Giallato: scariest ice cream ever

plot for episode of sitcom: person wants to get out of relationship, can't summon up what it takes to do it in a direct manner, so they begin to say and do unbelievably fucked-up racist things in hopes that their partner will be completely repelled. plan backfires when the s.o. turns out to be closet racist

you could call it "Cracka, Please!

A box set called '<insert name of long dead singer> - The Lost Recordings'. The box would be empty, because the recording are still lost. Alternatively, a set of blank cassettes with a note saying "Dear consumer, If you should come across the lost recordings of <insert name of long dead singer>, please copy them onto these blank tapes and send them to...".

Hostile takeover of Nabisco —> Jeez-its, the cracka that loves you back, and a picture of Jesus on the box.

lmao

at just quite how terrible that is

I've been showing it off all week.

A cover of East 17's "Alright" as covered by Jonathan Ross and Michael Barrymore.