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i half-tried to get a really good M4nchester Gra4mar School kid bumped off our list because, well MGS is for cunts, isn't it?

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link

a day on the moon lasts one moon day--duh

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link

good work, come to oxford in october.

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link

cool, what should i wear? for like clothes and stuff

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link

a monocle

pretty impressive war skills (gbx), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

does not moon day last forever if "day" is "length of own-axis revolution within orbit"

country matters, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

oh riiiiiiiiiiight---we only see one side of the moon basically ever, right? the other side is where madness lurks?

pretty impressive war skills (gbx), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

lol I have a couple of MGS friends :-/ but your motives are pure

country matters, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

the other side is where syd barrett is buried

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

someone post a photo of LJ to help Mr. Que out.

day = "time from sunrise to sunrise" or "time to rotate on its own axis" (give same answer)

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link

oh riiiiiiiiiiight---we only see one side of the moon basically ever, right? the other side is where madness lurks?

― pretty impressive war skills (gbx), Wednesday, December 17, 2008 6:23 PM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is the crucial fact you need to answer the question

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link

(sub-question is: why do we always see the same side of the moon?)

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link

dudes i cant do maths - gimme a break

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

because the moon was created by a super-asteroid impact on earth, hence the clustering debris had no rotational inertia

country matters, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

because the moon is mocking us always mocking us?

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link

sweeet moves, moon

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Lunar_libration_with_phase2.gif

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link

q: does the moon orbit in the same direction as earth's rotation? also, is the orbit normal to the earth's axis, or is it in the same plane as the earth's orbit?

pretty impressive war skills (gbx), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

jhoshea - the answer is x = 2 or -3

see me after class

MATH ADMINISTRATOR, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link

ow the moon is freaking me out w/its weirdo wobbling

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link

MATH ADMINISTRATOR this shit is totally unfair

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link

look at it: 2x^2 + 2x - 12 = 0

forget the = 0 for now

=0

ok so u know it's a quadratic being factorised, hence u shd already have the following in mind

(2x...) (x...)

a bit of trial and error shows us that

(2x-4) (x+3)

multiplies out to give the initial equation

when (2x-4) (x+3) = 0, one of 2x-4 and x+3 must = 0 too. hence x is 2 or -3

thank u

MATH ADMINISTRATOR, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

dude i went to a high school w/o classes and did not attend college at all i thought i was exempt from this shit

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link

it is never too late to learn

look at caek, he has to work out how galaxies are shaped based on math

that shit is scary-level intelligent

MATH ADMINISTRATOR, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link

math is very important to cricket, btw

pretty impressive war skills (gbx), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link

whatever caek doesnt even believe in dark energy - i mean come on

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link

dark energy is very important to cricket

handsome dude (Lamp), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

we are verging on douglas adams territory here folks

country matters, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link

is that what u tell the kids before you start teaching them implicit differentiation??

j3W1SH LAGG4RD (Lamp), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link

whoa differentiation is not GCSE, calculus has to wait until high school finals

country matters, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link

guess papers?

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link

we have guess papers CBSE board of Math approved 2006-2007 comfort delectation and confidence :)

MATH ADMINISTRATOR, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link

halp i need to know how long a day is on the moon this is the only thing between me and oxford university cricket team need GCSE guess papers answers

j3W1SH LAGG4RD (Lamp), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

all you need is to be a half-decent australian/south african club cricketer, then to apply to Oxford Brookes University to do Business and Management Studies, then you automatically get into Oxford University Centre of Cricketing Excellence side :) hope this helps

OXFORD UNIVERSITY ADMINISTRATOR, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

the moon is always showing us the same face, which means that sunrises are separated by the amount of time it takes to go round the earth (i.e. 28 days). maybe draw a diagram if this is difficult to imagine.

lj has kinda the right idea for why it shows us the same face.

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

back already?

caek, Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link

just can't get enough

rehab administrator, Thursday, 29 January 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

so is "sports" you yanquis are so cute!

― caek

damn! didn't know it was actually sportamethics

Sarah Jessica Parkour (Batty), Thursday, 29 January 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

caek will u post more math problems for high school students????

Lamp, Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Mrs Smith has two children. They are not twins. One of them is a boy. What is the probability that she has a daughter?

Mrs Jones has two children. They are not twins. The tallest is a boy. What is the probability that she has a daughter?

caek, Thursday, 12 February 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I am celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo.

Imagine there's no heaven.

I don't know if you're loving somebody. To be a poet and not know the trade, to be a lover and repel all women. Twin ironies by which great saints are made, the agonising pincer-jaws of heaven.

If you can walk with crowds and keep your virtue, walk with kings but not lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much;

yours is the earth and everything that's in it and what's more, you'll be a man.

It's only words, and words are all I have, to take your breath away.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i39.tinypic.com/jtmk1x.jpg

caek, Monday, 20 April 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

this is actually the single moment that ilc has been building up to

Young Chizzy (country matters), Monday, 20 April 2009 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link

does this mean cricket is americas new national pastime - cause i sure hope so

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

its an impt development but consistent with my prev forecast

Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

we were ahead of the curve, as usual

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

that pic needs to be shopped

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link

mr president u r not swiveling yr hips

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link

he is learning valuable life lessons which he can apply to presidency - play it straight, keep yr eye on the ball, roll the wrists at the last second ^_^

Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Obama Cricket Guy

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/03/magazine/03Obama-t.html

At the end of our conversation, when I asked him if he was reading anything good, he said he had become sick enough of briefing books to begin reading a novel in the evenings — “Netherland,” by Joseph O’Neill.

caek, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

!!!!

it is happening, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link


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