My favorite of these was the Snickers commercial where Mr. T was all "hahah imma throw shit @ u bcz ur a faggot"
― brie on crüt (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 27 June 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link
MAN CANDLES
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17mu7sk3ei7uljpg/original.jpg
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
omg they're actually called Man Candles
http://www.yankeecandle.com/assets/banners_730x190/summer_2012/CatBan_SUM12_730x190_WNew_mancandles.jpg
Though, tbh, they sort dropped the ball by not calling them mandles imo.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
oh mandlesyou came and you smelled like some gross shitso I wouldn't feel gayoh mandles
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
^ A+
― The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
oh my god
― horseshoe, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
shit that has to be an snl skit
It's not!!!
What on earth do you think "Man Town" is supposed to smell like??
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
what is that purple one all the way to the left? "bean town"?
― horseshoe, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
xp hahaha okay "man town"
― horseshoe, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
"About This Fragrance - Escape to the man cave with this masculine blend of spices, woods and musk."
. . .
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
^ man town
man town smells like aftershave, starched french cuff shirts, fine cigars, polished leather, and the sweat of the oppressed
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
man town just sounds like gay bar imo
― horseshoe, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link
I sorta zipped past that on Gawker today and thought it was a funny 'shopped picture. Now, though, my light chuckling has backed up and turned into dread and tears.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
xpost - lol
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
what's the difference between first down and mowing the lawn?
― dayo, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
coming soon: ripe dick
"smell yo dick...with yankee candle"
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
omg rip dick - DAYO!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
r.i.p. dayo's dick
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaa oops
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
its sad he was a genital
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
;_;
― dayo, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
do not go genital into that good night
― dayo, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
man town smells like ball sweat and feet
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
rage rage with your ripe wick against the dying of the light xp
― estela, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:42 (eleven years ago) link
:)
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
dying
― dayo, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
i want a man candle that captures the fragrance of despair over possibly turning into your father
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
old spice
― dayo, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
old space
― The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link
speechless
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
I am buying you one and shipping; Plz send me yr address
― a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
is there one that smells like "getting picked last in gym class"
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
is there one that smells like "i can wear these socks again"
― The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
"your family's profound but unspoken disappointment in you as you approach middle age"
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
"eau de redditor"
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
"yesterday's pizza box"
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 May 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
"cable porn again"
― nickn, Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
"misplaced aggression (immigrants)""misplaced aggression (road rage)""paintballs""rush concert"
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
smells like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7BP2Gclzj0
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
"assorted organ meats""church erection""tragically stoic"
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link
"Clint Eastwood (dirty harry edition)""Clint Eastwood (2012 edition)""jorts"
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
"taylor ham"
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
"PUA basement meeting space"
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:34 (eleven years ago) link
Can't decide whether this really goes in this thread or not, but:
http://www.divorcelawyersformen.com/index_facebook.html
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Sunday, 17 June 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.divorcelawyersformen.com/divorce_for_men2.png
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Sunday, 17 June 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
good lawyers, doing good things, for good men
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 17 June 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
totally belongs
― mh, Sunday, 17 June 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link