o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

ta;dr

i'm sure i'd be duly offended if i could get thru the wall of text

to_O;dr

iirc the Playboy channel had a knock-off version of Real Sex

They did an episode on CLOWN SEX and i knew half the people in it, but they were just bored struggling hollywood actor-types who don't actually get off on clown sex but def knew how to make a TV segment that looked like they did looool

ok upgrading his lols to 4.0

Welcome to yet another Forbidden Truth webpage. Yes, this Manifesto is lengthy, but more importantly, it is brilliant and in fact the single most valuable, unique document to have ever been created by any one individual in the entire history of the so-called Modern Era of humanity. Modesty is a worthless character/personality trait. It may well be appropriate for you inferior creatures to recognize your own inferiority and in response, to adopt an attitude of modesty with regard to your perceptions of life and of reality, but for the few of us who are truly Superior, modesty must be rejected and shunned, recognized as constituting an unnecessary and self-limited character trait that serves no worthwhile purpose. I, as your Seer of Forbidden Truth, proudly rejoice in my Superiority, and do not hesitate for even a millisecond, in accurately labeling this, my own creation, this Manifesto of Forbidden Truth, as being the most precious, valuable, brilliant document to have ever been created by any single human being, within the entire world, for all of recent human history.

They did an episode on CLOWN SEX and i knew half the people in it

whatev's, suzy.

gr8080 always bragging about his clown sex friends.

this was like 10 years ago and one of those awesome pre-youtube moments where you're at someone's house and they break out a VHS tape and just say "you gotta see this"

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we, the sheeple..

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/cat-ass-clown.jpg

http://tucsoncitizen.com/rynski/files/2009/11/magicclown2.jpg

http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/05a82619e31bc471cae53408bc94f954/l.jpg

For some reason the background in that picture works like a Rorschach test for me.

Also, why the fuck is that little boy in front not piled up?!

Hack job

File under Up The Arse corner tbh

Wait what the fuck am even doing staring at this photo for so damn long?

Even though the "main body" of this Manifesto does contain 17 pages, and the actual website itself will eventually contain many more than 17 total pages, this page, page 15, is very special and important. It is the climaxitory page! That's right folks, climaxitory is the perfect word to describe this particular page. Unfortunately, a check of the dictionary indicates that the societally empowered formulators of the english language have decided that climaxitory is not a valid word. The closest match I can find is climactical, which is defined as "Relating to or constituting a climax". Well, I still prefer the word climaxitory, even if it is not valid according to the dictionary. Either way, climactical or climaxitory, you should be getting my meaning.

forbidden truth man might be a greater threat to society than deathdrone, but he is much more loveable

the internet's cuddliest serial killer apologist

http://www.youtube.com/embed/gPHObgDT5QY

What??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gPHObgDT5QY

:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPHObgDT5QY

maybe??

buh.
anyway, here's something slightly less disturbing but maybe more accessibly disturbing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYi1i02CrvY

http://vimeo.com/19462264

http://www.good.is/post/how-violent-sex-helped-ease-my-ptsd/

Yup, read that one earlier today. Kind of the o_O way that life works, right there.

Never have I felt more awkward and guilty-feeling about finding a writer's picture attractive

gotta say i don't see anything o_O about Bob and his 8-tracks

;_;

That girlfriend comment is such a lie

Bob is a tetch obsessive

jesus christ

http://www.newser.com/story/122384/accused-rapist-melvin-jackson-i-thought-she-was-dead.html

rude!

...didnt that happen a couple of years ago? why is that site reporting it now?

http://www.freakingnews.com/Eye-Mouth-Pictures--1799-0.asp

waht

OoO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUTnyUhynC0

this is old news but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4

kinda awesome mostly o_O

"it's fun to do bad things"

hey crut:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN5EJDa8DPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiEdG-wTPBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaOtGR04918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGxmDyQgg9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuJTqUSsYlU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ic-rKVhwD8

he is my favorite ever

http://i.imgur.com/0e2Z6.jpg

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

g+ profile pic ideas

glenn branca or japanese girl grinding on an electric guitar? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHPk9tlfkk

hahah jaxon (or someone else) posted that to nsfws like 2 years ago iirc

oopz

no just lol

no just lol o_O